ITT: How will you react if your candidate wins. Shills are welcome too

I will start.

>visit my bluepilled relatives
>watch them being dissappointed
>go to college
>watch leftys and liberal cucks complain
>always act like I never had an opinion on politics
>go on twitter, facebook etc.
>take in all the frust, sadness and anger of hillary supporters
>finally.exe
>get naked
>let everything I just experienced flow trough me
>jerk like I never did before
>bestorgasmever.jpg
>clean myself up
>get dressed
>look into a bright future
>mfw america and therefore the world is saved

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so you're still just gonna be a spineless bitch who doesn't come out for his views?

>make CTR stamper
>take shit on table
>make poopy CTR stamps on paper
>mail them to liberals who have impeded other people's freedom and got off scott free

I might dye the paper in rancid diarrhea and tell them it's construction paper too

You'll be getting the first envelop

When Brexit came through, I shitposted so hard I lost 2 friends, and several people I'd known online for upwards of 10 years.

If Trump wins, I'm predicting double losses.

Acceptable losses.

I want to see my entire college town full off butthurt. Mass scale triggering. It would be glorious

Explain to me the part that warranted your response to me, I don't get it. Do you have any reading comprehension at all? Where in my post does it come across that I'm a "liberal who have impeded other people's freedom and got off scott free"?

that would be the legal equivalent of mailing anthrax

Trump is going to win. Why? Because they're going to let him win, too many people have been woken up. They can't afford to let the whole shindig unravel by a wildcard. They'll regroup and bring forward an even worse candidate in 4 or even 8 years.

so now even if trump wins, it's rigged?

wew

It's a shitposting thread, and we're all out for (you)'s

I don't actually plan on doing it, that's uni-bomber tier. I will shitpost on normiebook though

Yes and it always has been.

If trump wins im going to be rubbing in all of liberal friends (which is all but 3) and rubbing it in my teachers faces hopefully pissing them off enough for a reaction

gonna need some proof on that m8

I'll drink some tequila to celebrate the wall getting 100 feet higher.

Trump says it himself.

Voter fraud is a real thing. I'm not saying Trump doesn't have more support what I'm saying is that they'll let the election proceed as it was intended. They can't afford to control this one because it'll be too obvious.

Voter anonymity exists for a reason.

Reasoning with the unreasonable only makes them stronger.

So you're saying they'll let him in office but lock him out of accomplishing anything by rigging a democrat majority congress?

I will be tremendously relieved and get a good nights sleep.

Still doesn't count as concrete proof, now you are saying that if trump wins; it's not rigged because they aren't gonna rig it but just before you said it was rigged either way.

And how exactly will it be too obvious?

I feel like you have an unhealthy dose of confirmation bias

If vermin supreme wins I'll just spend the whole day laughing at how bad things have become.

The day after Trump wins I am going to go on my favorite website for unintentional comedy, the forums of democratic underground. I will I will rub my hands together with glee, and I gloat at all the wailing and butthurt. I will probably be naked and fap 5+ times using liberal tears as my lube.

It will be a glorious day!

I second this

When Trump wins I'm going to rub it in the face of every smug liberal faggot that is so sure that he has zero chance. This includes hundreds of redditers, people on twitter, facebook, anyone and everyone will be reminded constantly of their new pussy-grabbing master.

Nothing. I'm not personally invested. I vote what seems the least insane and I'll go on about my business.

Have a drink, feel alright for the first time in years for a little while, maybe give some smug smiles to my family. I love 'em, but they're damned brainwashed idiots.

>Dim the lights in my living room
>Finally open that bottle of Johnnie Walker blue I've been saving.
>Sit down in my favorite chair
>Listen to this
>youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>Finish my drink.
>Go to sleep with a smile for the first time in months.
>Wake up.
>Put on my fucking MAGA hat
>Go to work early.
>Go up to each and every filthy liberal SJW piece of garbage that I reluctant share a place of employment with.
>Ask each and every one of them if they're ready to Make America Great Again with a smug, shit-eating grin.

If I can get just one of them to go on a tyraid about how they'd "kill Trump if they could" so I can get them fired for making treasonous comments that reflect poorly on the company, I'll consider it the icing on an already satisfying cake.

Shoot some fucking fireworks like its the 4th of July.

Necessary losses.

Sad that Hillary actually won because that means she's president.

Happy that Trump didn't win.

Basically I'll feel like shit, but slightly less shit.