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>Get a gaggle of Holocaust deniers with money
>Say that if Zyklon B isn't really poisonous, then they make a gas chamber and put themselves in it
>If they live, and get deloused
>Let the bodies hit the floor!

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Make sure to have the doors made of wood.

>when the leaf isn't a huge fag

Exact specs, EXACT.

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You can't delouse a person. You shave their heads so lice won't live there and delouse their clothes.
Zyklon B creates cyanide gas which is very deadly, hence why they used it to kill lice which spread typhoid. Sort of like how they fumigate your run-down house when you leave food and trash everywhere to attract roaches, you filthy degenerate.

If you weren't such a genetically defunct KIKE You'd be able to handle it too. Yet your kike genes and inbreeding for millennium have stirred about some seriously rare genetic malformations. Only humans can survive the gas. The KIKES cannot!

Haha that's brill man.

Also >I got this tattoo as a reminder that the holocaust was definitely real

Sniff sniff, I smell cowardice. The burden of proof is yours.

Make sure to build a tiny door to make moving all the corpses harder, no gates or anything. Also build the chamber in the basement and place the ovens on the third floor so you have to carry every single corpse 4 flocks of stairs. Don't forget to also only build enough ovens to dispose of 30 bodies daily, even though the chamber is capable of killing 150 people hourly. Oh you were expecting for the building materials to come in the next train along with food and medical supplies for the prisoners? Too bad that the allies bombed it.

You do realize that a buch of people were starved and worked to death, right? Like, gas wasn't the only was to die in the Holocaust, and not everyone was cremated, some were put in mass graves.

Do you guys ever argue with each other? You do realize that your claims are pretty contradictory to one another. That guy says Jews can only die of gas, even though five million gentiles died there. A bunch deny there were gas chambers altogether. Some say that the chambers were for clothes only. Do you guys even peer review, or do you automatically agree with each other's bullshit?

who are you responding to

>Holocaust survivors
Clearly Hitler didn't have the trains running on time.

I thought I was starting a conversation.

5 million.. last week it was 6. Week before 3.. make up your fucking minds. Red cross paperwork says it was only 130.000

You aren't, your thread is shit, just like your mind.

>tattoos are proof of gas chambers
Why would you tattoo someone you're going to be cremating?

>logic

You're wasting your time

Shut up goy. It's not like the work camps fell apart during the two front war and disease started to spread.

>Peer review
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The mating call here is "gas the kikes race war now"
You think there's going to be a debate about the holocaust?

>logic

something that doesn't exist in the hollywood holocaust narrative

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Here are the facts
>people were put in concentration camps
>they were not systematically murdered
>typhoid was spreading throughout Europe
>lice spread the disease
>people were shaved and deloused to combat the lice
>bodies were burned to combat the spread as well
>when the war started to turn in favor of the Allies, German supply lines got bombed
>because of this a lot of people died through famine, exhaustion and disease
>this explains why "the Holocaust" didn't start immediately, but only near the end of the war

Additionally
>of all camps freed by the Allies, all were investigated and renamed from Death Camps to Labor Camps
>the only "death camps" were under Soviet control and never investigated
>one of these camps even was modified by the Soviets, where they built a nonfunctional chimney in the middle of the camp
>the "gas chambers" had windows and wooden doors
>it is impossible to gas and burn just 6 million jews in the timespan that the Holocaust story gives, let alone the millions more non-jews that supposedly died
>the death figures have been inconsistent throughout the past 70 years, with Auschwitz death tolls dropping from 6 million, to 4 million, to 1.4 million to possibly even less now
>if all these people were killed, why were there so many survivors to tell their stories?
>if these people are really to be believed, why were there so many survivor-hoaxes where some jews just completely made up a story about how they were in a camp?
>why was evidence not allowed at the Nuremberg trials?
>why were the witnesses tortured beforehand?
>why didn't the Germans just shoot them if they wanted them dead?
>why did Auschwitz have a pool and other recreational areas?
>why were some of the camps barely manned by Nazis and run by the prisoners themselves?

I'm sure I'm forgetting some stuff, but this topic has been discussed to death.

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How does one reports to Netherlands law enforcement?

>stop saying things I don't like! You should be put in jail!

People here don't go to jail for breaking these types of laws. Technically, weed isn't legal, but it isn't enforced. Same with hate speech laws and online piracy

So go ahead and report me, nothing will come of it

You guys dont actually understand. This was NOT the intention of the gas chambers. Zyklon B was made to kill lice but it turned out that it killed jews too because they are basically the same species only larger.

sad just like your life

You leafs have been on fire for the last few days.

call merkel idgaf

Reminder that the Germans had giant gas chambers build to delouse an entire train with Zyklon B in one go (picture related)

Reminder that the Germans also had industrial incinerators capable of reducing large quantities of waste to ash efficiently and without requiring manual handling

Reminder that Germans are famed for their efficiency

Reminder that the Germans chose to exterminate 6 million Jews by herding them into tiny rooms, gassing them in small batches and then incinerating them in individual crematoria, instead of driving a train full of jews into a delousing tunnel, gassing the inhabitants before they knew what was happening and then driving the train to an incinerator and disposing of the bodies with a minimum of fuss

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Pretty good for a nation fighting a losing war on all fronts at the time.