Maori

Are Maoris the best colored race in the wolrd

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what the fuck are they doing in that pic

haka, you obviously never played rugby

The maori's are the greatest race of ppl to never discover metallurgy...

>be maori
>fight british to treaty
>whilst still fighting between tribes
>mfwihavenoface.jpg

the Haka or some shit. old warrior screaming thing.

>be maori
>kiwis genocide the fuck out of you
>britbongs step in and protect maoris from kiwis

Fuck i hate wellington.

NZ lags 4 years behind the rest of the world. Its only a matter of time before MAORI LIVES MATTER starts and liberals start trying to get more benefits and diversity quotas.

All our media force feeds us diversity and sjw memes. Its only a matter of time.

i dont play pussy sports faggot you may as well ask me to get my nails done

so true no maoris left by now all polys so sad

>Rugby
>Pussy sport


choose one

The Treaty happened only so the British could legally annex New Zealand no fighting had happened before that and the wars after that were rebellions

>nuclear bait

Wtf 1/4 of New Zealanders are part Maori.
There are no pure Maori but 10% of New Zealanders are almost full Maori.

gonna have to agree with canada here rugby is for real men you pussy. on another note, fuck islanders, the fucks are all huge as fuck.

They all sing as good as Sam Smith and Bruno Mars. But they will just work as fucking fork lift drivers.

Melbourne confirmed

m8 its more like 17%

>tfw dislike maori guys but grills are god tier
I wish my cock was a racist as my mind

It's this real cringy war dance they do before rugby games. It's embarrassing to watch but it's their only thing apart from baffled tarts.

Baffled tarts = naff tatts (auto correct)

Statistics in 2006 (10 years ago):
European - 56.8%
Maori - 7.4%
Maori Euro mixed - 9.7%
Asian - 8%
Islander - 4.6%
Other and declined to say - 13.5% (most likely nationalistic Maori and Euro)

>pussy sports
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To be fair, if the team did that and charged towards me I'd be shitting myself.

Call em what you want, there still fucking niggers

>malaysia

It's glorified cheerleading lad

wait i just checked the 2013 census and it said 14.9% list maori as one of their ethnicities

Aussie here faggot..
Also never come to malaysia for a holiday. It is literally the asshole of all the shittiest countries on earth.. same like new zealand

Maoris
All obese
High rates of incest and child abuse
Highest rate of domestic violence
All out of their head on P
Life expectancy same as sub-saharan Africans

Not even a true 'native' people

post maori grills, then we can decide

Well yeah but it's fucking scary when you have huge guys doing it

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Opposite here. I wish my dick liked black puss.

men have died playing american football i guarantee you 1 linebacker can destroy 5 of your toughest rugby fairies

the pre buck shelford days

>"colored"
>sheep-fucker
>using burger sound-it-out-autist spelling

we really should just sink your chink shit-hole island, jakey

That's exclusively Maori.
If you look up methodology on NZ ethnic census if you put down both European and Maori they count you as white on our infographics.
We do the same as America where white hispanics are counted as whites to show the white percentage at 70%+. New Zealand counts white-Maori mixes as white to show the white percentage as 70%+. When in both New Zealand and America the pure white percentage is in the 60s if you don't count light skinned hispanics and light skinned maori.
They deceive us.

>using burger sound-it-out-autist spelling
otherwise it comes up as wrong on the text so i change it anyway

You cringe, you lose.
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>That's exclusively Maori.
nah its not because the percentages of all ethnic groups add up to 108.1%

>he actually watches cuckegg

Ahh now it makes sense. Watch a real sport, faggot.

People have died playing rugby too, and they don't wear padding and helmets

But people have died playing soccer too.

I'd be shitting myself if any pro rugby team charged me.

clean yourself up -- you look like shit, bitch

Yeah the Polynesians are ok people.

they used to be cannibals before the white man civilized them

Yeah, 8.1% over because of white non white mixes.
74% - 8% = 66% of kiwis are white proper.
The "mixed" in 2006 census must have included islander - white and asian - white mixes aswell as white - maori mixes, but that doesn't change the fact the percentage of whites is a lot lower than what is shown on infographics.
Do the math and we are a little under 2/3 white which is worrying.

Never met one but i have heard fewer bad things about them in comparison to other colored races so in the grand scheme of things they are probably alright.

Fucking hell I've seen children do a more visceral and intimidating haka than that

people who are 1/32 maori are just the same as us

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Maori's are bro tier.

Every maori I've met has been super nice, had my back and any confrontation I've ever had with one, we cooled down the situation and had comradery and a beer.

I'd trust a maori with my life in the trenches before any other colored race.

I know noone who is 1/32 Maori and calls themselves Maori. They all wholly identify as white so they list themselves as white as their ethnicity not Maori and white mix.
Those listed as white - Maori mixes are the equivalent of castizos in Latin America, 3/4 to 7/8 white.
We kiwis don't call light skinned spics white even though they're only 1/4 to 1/8 native so why would we call light skinned maori white?

plus they are good fighters historically, only non white group to make the English sign a treaty with instead of the Brits just fucking them up.

they didn't force the brits for a treaty, the treaty was before all the fighting

>I know none who is 1/32 Maori and calls themselves Maori
i know lots who put maori and white on their form

My understanding of it was that there was fighting that happened, but the Maoris had a system similar to trenches that the British firepower couldn't breach.

idk but this www.imdb.com/title/tt4703368 was pure cringe.

Well I suppose we both have anecdotal evidence, Kek.
Maybe NZ government should do more clear and thorough ethnic censuses that are straight foward, but that would be considered un-pc knowing how many whites there are in NZ using one drop rule.

Don't fall for Sup Forums memes made up by Maoris themselves and the variety of kiwi white cucks that infest Sup Forums for some strange reason.

nah the wars after were rebellions after they finally figured out british citizenship meant they had to obey the government so they tried to defy the crown so we then sent in the army to stop them although some tribes were British loyalists and helped us

>couldn't
More like wouldn't because a war would cost too much. The British had ome of the most powerful militaries in the world. They could've exterminated those island niggers in a decade if they had wanted to.

there was no point to fight a war in NZ and the wars that happened were just dealing with tribes who disobeyed the crown

Hey, at least they work and are not lazing about on their asses.

THE MAORI LITERALLY SUCCESSFULLY GENOCIDED ANOTHER POLYNESIAN RACE RECENTLY

LITERALLY THE LAST RECORDED COMPLETE GENOCIDE WAS COMMITTED BY THE MAORI

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

NOBEL SAVAGE IS A MYTH

too be honest with you the moriori had a philosophy of pacifism in all things so when the maori arrived they had no chance

Without a doubt, I play rugby and I've bled alongside these fine men regularly every week, they are intelligent and stalwart and strong, they are worthy warriors that deserve a place next the white man when the final battle begins.

>HORRIFYINGLY RACIST AND WRONG: APPLYING ALL LAWS EQUALLY TO ALL PEOPLE
>EH LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT: WIPING OUT AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE. BRUTALLY KILLING AND RAPING ALL OF THEM.

WHITE FEMALE LIBERALS NEED TO BE LOCKED UP

>t. mixed race bastard son of slutty white bitch and maori savage

Yes it seems

Not only that, but they ate them as well. The Moari were actually cannibals.

From what I understand they're a bunch of drunkard criminals who disproportionally rape white women.

Kind of like how people like to romanticise amerindians, when they're just a bunch of under-developed savages who should have been finished off in the 18th century to save us all the hassle nowadays, only the people who have to put up with them really know.

I was due to move to NZ in the late 90's with my parents as a kid, but Blair won (parents were both labour back then), so we stayed put. Oh what a laugh that is now.

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Doesn't matter.

Not Aryans.

Kill them all, kill anyone with a single drop of their blood, burn all their (((artifacts))), and erase them from history.

The only culture is Aryan culture.

>From what I understand they're a bunch of drunkard criminals who disproportionally rape white women.
m8 maoris are fucking based they are probably even smarter than the irish

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>Not Aryans.
Wrong

I dream of a day when the idea of a non-Aryan human is viewed as outlandish fantasy on the level of dragons and fairies.

no I think the best is probably the Nepalis

I find it difficult to believe you've never met one.

Leftist bullshit, probably published by a Jew under an assumed name. Kill yourself.

Drink like the Irish too.
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yeah because jews obviously write books about how maoris are aryans and were right to destroy the previous race here

no, the best colored race is the swede

no, that would be Whites. In fact, we are the only colored race in the world. Blues, reds, greens, yellows.

Jews will resort to every form of lies and trickery to conceal their parasitism on every other breed of human. A large part of me suspects they aren't even primates, but some form of highly-evolved parasite.

The man who wrote this book was part of the formation of the White New Zealand policy

>hes not alright tho
>fuckoff!

I wanna hang out with that kid

Did he allow the Maoris to continue breathing?

Samoans?

if he thought maoris were aryans why would he kill them

>>/x/

That guy isn't a white nationalist if he thinks Maoris were aryans. He has extreme cognitive dissonance.

Not even close. Fuck off Hemi.
I fucking wish Americunts knew what kiwis and Aussies have to deal with with this breed of ape ( not to mention cocos and who's).
>Aggressive criminality and gibsmedat of niggers
>Lazier than beaners
>Muh land reparations and injun inability to handle alcohol
Infinitely worse than any kind of North American shitskin

They're subhumans. Just look at their repulsive, ape-like features, their "culture" that glorifies cannibalism, incest, masturbation, and all other forms of degeneracy, their loathesome, obese forms. Only a Jew would compare an inhuman ogre to the pinnacle of the evolutionary process, fated to be the sole master of all matter in the universe. Kill yourself, zog. Your Jewish mind control doesn't work on true Aryans.

kek I wonder if that works against shit teams tho? Plus no Steven Adams? That man needs can lead NZ to some solid world competition play

Americans believe Maori are based because Maori and kiwicucks shill constantly that Maori are brotier when they're not.
Why don't Maori and kiwicucks get that they're not welcome on Sup Forums?
They need to fuck off as they keep giving a false image of our natives to Americans.
I bet American Sup Forumsacks move to NZ thinking it's a white paradise with bro-tier natives then find out we're a pack of cucks with whorish ugly sluts fucking violent brown bulls then decide to move back to America.

>abloobloobloo! When we do it then it's kickass, if somebody else do it then it's wrong!
Truly makes you activate those neural synapses.

I like Maoris because they've all collectively agreed to be really quiet and soft-spoken unless it's absolutely necessary. You think their voices are tiny and high-pitched and then they have a reason to shout and it's fucking terrifying. Great race.