I'm a staffer with the Trump campaign over in DC. The campaign is literally falling apart.
Trump and Pence are growing more bitter towards each other behind the scenes, his advisers are all considering jumping ship, and Trump himself is starting to crack under the weight. I've personally heard him recite his concession speech over the past few days ever since the pussygrab video drop.
He will not admit to losing against Hillary. He will continue to say that the election was "rigged" against him for years to come.
Whatever poker face he maintains in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving him sleepless nights and seizures. I've heard him telling his daughter behind locked doors about how he can't keep up the charade anymore and that he has absolutely nothing ready for the third debate in terms of a strategy or range of issues.
Jill Stein is probably going to endorse Hillary by the end of the month anyway, likely followed by the bulk of the Berniebros, leaving him dead in the water.
He knows he bombed the final debate, he knows his poll numbers are slipping, he knows everyone with any common sense in his own campaign is getting the fuck out before it crashes and burns.
He's trying to win over some female voters now but knows his public and private positions have permanently alienated them from the GOP.
I don't want the mainstream media to know about this, so I came here. Feel free to ask me anything, but bear in mind that party watchdogs have already hijacked my post.
Trump's the gorilla and he's going to go ape shit on the establishment and all you shills once he wins hold on to your bananas OP welcome to the jungle
Dylan Phillips
>CTR shills are "nerd virgins" and "never see sunlight or have a drink or get laid" >Correct the Record’s staff (18 and counting) is crammed into a newsroom-style bullpen in the back corner of the offices of American Bridge 21st Century, Brock’s Super-PAC. “They’re always there; they’re always working around the clock,” former Clinton White House adviser Paul Begala says of the crew. “I always tease David that he finds all of these nerd virgins and locks them away in a vault where they never see sunlight or have a drink or get laid. But God Bless them!” wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/141
oh hahahaha hans do kill yourself nigger SAGED
Owen Flores
Sage
>Germany >trump staffer
If you are gonna shit post at least change your proxy back to American hill shill.
Asher Gonzalez
Merkel, is that you?
Caleb Wilson
How's it going CTR
Joseph Jenkins
nice shitposting mate. Fucking slide threads are hidden and saged btw.
Benjamin Evans
Please explain the concept of "sage" to me.
Gabriel Perry
>over in DC >german flag
Juan Turner
Sehr glaubwürdig.
Nimm dieses "sage".
James Clark
> The Trumple Doesn't Crumple
William Phillips
please inject air into your vein you useless pile of shit literally working for the ministry of truth, DIE NIGGER
Aaron Martinez
Whisteblowers always use proxies to hide their tracks.
if you type sage into your options field and comment it disables it
Dominic Jackson
Try turning your proxy on next time Mohammed Saged
Brody Thomas
The real question is:
What can we do to save Trump's campaign? I'm really worried here.
Ian Baker
t. CTR, you should probably flee to some uncivilized shithole to escape the coming exterminatus called RICO, your queen WILL be raped, on international television, then your ass is literally next in line. Cry globalist bitch, for every single one of you stupid shits opened Pandora's Box, unleashing hell on earth while all of you take turns being bubbas playtoy.
Michael Nelson
Hello CTR hard at work for mr shecklestien I see
Jose Gonzalez
Our research has shown that CTR is not active on Sup Forums, the user base's affinity is way to low.
Benjamin Williams
>to low.
There see, I misspelled "too". If that doesn't prove I'm an American, nothing will.
Isaac Kelly
nice ctrl c ctrl v. don't think for a moment i don't know where you got this from
Ethan Peterson
I don't believe that's an argument.
You're invited to discuss the topic at hand constructively. If you can't do that, please find another thread to shitpost in.
Cooper Turner
sperg, why do you have that kind of writing pattern?
yawn
Landon Gutierrez
COPYPASTA
SAGE
Luke Bell
What do you mean? This is a lie.
Bentley Brown
Stale pasta
Jace Smith
Stale pasta much like killary will be having IN JAIL
Jordan Rogers
Jill Stien endorsing her after the recent FBI clusterfuck? Are you living in the past?
Tyler Morris
Lol Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison. Hillary is going to prison.
Parker Watson
Preliminary list of non-arguments: To be continued.
Jeremiah Wilson
Damn bro you're so slick
Adrian Bennett
Lol this copypasta...debate happened already ctr go to bed
Jose Myers
I'm a staffer with the Hillary campaign. All the campaign members are literally dying out. There's some sort of tentacle monster living in Hillary's vagina and it requires living sacrifices. We're running out of people to sacrifice. I don't want the mainstream media to know about this, so I came here. Feel free to ask me anything, but bear in mind that the next sacrifice is in 10 minutes and I'm the only person left.
Juan Gray
>debate happened already ctr go to bed
Where did I say it didn't?
Jace Powell
Is the other thread true - did Hillary really cheat on the space alien with Huma?
Joseph Morris
yes
Isaiah Parker
>me. Wow. Long troll post, but not very original. You need to up your game basement dweller.
Anthony Johnson
HAHAHAHA CTR FUCK OFF, GOOD TRY BUT HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN IS THE ONLY THING CRASHING HERE!
Liam Adams
He's afraid of the third debate?
Please, at least give it some effort OP.
Anthony Morales
Are you guys CTR?
You're trying to act really retarded in order to make us true Trump supporters look bad. What do you hope to gain from this?
Adrian Morris
nice post CTR mate. Thanks for correcting the record CTR. Love you CTR. You're doing a good job CTR.
Try not be so obvious next time CTR.
Parker Smith
Shit pasta Verräter
William Richardson
Shilling the shill, hidden.
Jace Flores
3/10 creative copy pasta of "Hillary staffer" posts, but sage for copy pasta
Cooper Evans
Gee, being in Germany sure must bring you close to the campaign...
Obvious shill is obvious.
Matthew Wilson
>he's never heard of proxies
lmao
Joshua Sanders
This was first posted like 6 months ago
It's such old pasta
Camden Perez
proxies are against the rules, dummy
Lincoln Campbell
Your face is against the rules.
Jacob Sanders
I resent this post.
Caleb Bell
Fucking kill yourself CTR troll. Your copypasta is already outdated
Colton Anderson
Thank you for correcting the record.
Lucas Hernandez
OP, you honestly really suck at this.
Charles Roberts
Wow that really triggers my neurons. Consider my record corrected!
Matthew Bennett
Your face is outdated.
Mason Davis
>>that he has absolutely nothing ready for the third debate in terms of a strategy or range of issues.
It's ok ctr maybe the God emperor will takemail pity on you
Robert Campbell
N E R D V I R G I N S
Chase Johnson
>Translation: "I got nuthin"
lmao
Austin Martinez
>literally admitting he's new to Sup Forums and is only here to shill Leave.
Ryder King
nice pasta mang seen this shit several times already sage
Anthony Scott
>staffer with the Trump campaign over in DC >German
kek much CTR
Gabriel Phillips
>($0.85 has been deposited in your account)
Thank you for this excellent record correction
Jordan Clark
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s
Owen Perry
>this is pasta
CTR is becoming more and more like us every day. Enjoy the money while it last, here is your you.
sage and ignore
Daniel Scott
kek
Ian Bennett
no sage in their manual
Zachary Morris
Checked and I want to play this
Owen Davis
>> you are pathetic CTR, it's funny to see you trying tho :D
Logan Nguyen
Thanks
Juan Martinez
#TrumpLivesMatter
Isaac Brown
...
Jaxon Ortiz
the barn will fall
Adam Collins
Nice try, CTR, but Trump's campaign headquarters aren't in a barn anymore. We've moved into a trailer park.
Sebastian White
>We've moved into a trailer park.
How fitting lol
Levi Myers
haha top kek
now fuck off shill
Ryder Lewis
How dare you.
Aiden Torres
>and that he has absolutely nothing ready for the third debate in terms of a strategy or range of issues. I laughed so hard snot came out. Thank you.
Thomas Reed
>hard snot came out
You wouldn't believe how often that happens here. We keep Trump-branded tampons at hand for cases like this.
Adam Watson
is it time for the monthly "I work for Trump, his campaign is falling apart" thread?
Benjamin Fisher
>is it time for the monthly see
Jason Brooks
...
Jeremiah Robinson
Please explain what this meme is, fellow 4channers! I'm not a "shill", hehe.
Josiah Murphy
I'm a staffer with the OP campaign over in his room. The campaign is literally falling apart.
OP and CTR are growing more bitter towards each other behind the scenes, his advisers are all considering jumping ship, and OP himself is starting to crack under the weight. I've personally heard him recite his suicide note over the past few days ever since the FBI reopened the investigation on the emails.
He will not admit to losing against Sup Forums. He will continue to say that "This is the end of DRUMPF" for years to come.
Whatever poker face he maintains in front of his mom before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the shilling is literally giving him sleepless nights and seizures. I've heard him telling his pillow behind locked doors about how he can't keep up the charade anymore and that he has absolutely nothing ready for the nrw thread in terms of a strategy or range of issues.
His cat is probably going to endorse Trump by the end of the month anyway, likely followed by the bulk of his "friends", leaving him dead in the water.
He knows he bombed the final thread, he knows his shilling payments are slipping, he knows everyone with any common sense in his own campaign is getting the fuck out before it crashes and burns.
He's trying to win over some Sup Forums users now but knows his public and private positions have permanently alienated them from the Meme Warfare brigade.
I don't want the mainstream media to know about this, so I came here. Feel free to ask me anything, but bear in mind that party watchdogs have already hijacked my post.
Eli Jones
What does "meme" refer to? Google yields no results, care to explain?
Thanks in advance.
Anthony Miller
SAGE CTR
Easton Evans
It means I fucked your mother and I want my two dollars back.
Dominic Martinez
>It means I fucked your mother and I want my two dollars back.
Do you also want your AIDS back?
Charles Hernandez
I'm a staffer in DC. There's no way Trump is going to win the nomination, Iowa's loss was too devastating for him. He's going to lose New Hampshire, South Carolina will go to Jeb! and Rubio will get Florida. He has no path to 1237, the math just doesn't work
Evan Morgan
CTR just doesn't work.
Hudson Perez
Here's another time the same guy posted the same garbage:
No-one is buying your anti-trump bullshit. I don't care how much you're getting paid to shill for the fraudulent, crooked and ill Hillary. You don't deserve what you earn because you're not even trying anymore. You know it's a lost cause right?
Owen Sanchez
Who cares. We will elect Trump. He can implode for more lulz after the election. It's win/win.
Leo Powell
Brutal. I would honestly start shilling for Trump if Hillary treated me like that.
Dominic Green
I'm pro Trump.
I love Trump and my nation (America).
Lucas Wood
You're beyond pathetic
Blake Bell
>I'm a staffer with the Trump campaign over in DC. >German flag