Pete, we need to talk

>Pete, we need to talk

>it ain't gonna suck itself, Peter

>Peter, no cummy in tummy yummy cummy put in my bummy

Untips dick

>One of Cliff Robertson's main hobbies was flying. Robertson was flying a private Beechcraft Baron over New York City on the morning of September 11, 2001. He was directly above the World Trade Center climbing through 7,500 feet when the first Boeing 767 struck. He was instructed by air traffic control to land immediately at the nearest airport after a nationwide order to ground all civilian and commercial aircraft following the attacks.[32]

>On September 10, 2011, one day after his 88th birthday, Robertson died of natural causes

>September 11, 2001
>September 10, 2011
>88

What does all this mean?

>Peter, Ive just realised were all not pure. Us Americans are mutt breeds mixed from several different races. Some even black. When you get out of this car Im driving straight into East River, and you know what.....I deserve it.

Its funnier when you know that Pete means blowjob in Argentina

>Peter, in these final moments I am going to reveal to you a truth about me. While all of it is true, I'm a white nationalist, nigger, kike and fag hating American, I have regularly been making spank bank deposits to sissy sph hypnos. This makes me irrationally angry, and fills me with a deep sense of guilt and shame, but lately that guilt has been dissipating after I reach climax and my seminal fluids spray across the room. What I'm trying to say is, I've purchased a considerable amount of womens clothing, stockings, skirts, among that chastity cages, buttplugs, urethral sounds, bad dragon toys, cumlube. I want you to burn all of these before Aunt May finds it. While you're at it, to spare me the postmortem humilation, will you reach down my crotch and rip the cage off me? It's a pink holy trainer, you can just rip it right off, I have a strong taste for ballbusting so don't worry about hurting me. I haven't had an orgasm in 7 weeks though so I apologize in advance if I spurt sissy cummies on you in the process.

>Peter, I drew you to this crime-ridden black-infested craphole because I need to talk to you and I wanted to make sure you don't have the option to leave the car... I was looking through your socks drawer by accident and I found your red suit hidden belo- no Peter, don't try to deny it... you know, I had my fair share of degeneracy in my youth, before and after I met your Aunt May, and there are a quite deal of things I may be too embarrassed to describe out loud, but never this... never this, Peter, this is too- even for me... no Peter, just stop, let me talk. You're a furry, aren't you? you're a goddamned furry

Holy shit it is real
what the fuck

kek

>and I wanted to make sure you don't have the option to leave the car...

>There will be a day Peter where this conversation right now will be used by redditors who think they will get points on the internet for making up xd random things that I would say to you. This will be like the other reddit meymeys such as Bane, BLACKED, and Steamed Hams you name it Peter. The redditors will never stop posting them. Please Peter you have to stop them, I don't want to be Reddit Peter, Petrr please help me.

enough reddit

...

He just wanted to see the jews get rekt for once

RIP Uncle Ben

Peeeetah we're in Spiderman!

DAE LE SAM RAIMI SPOODERMAN FILMS WERE ACTUALLY SUPAR RACIST LMAOOO!!! NIGGURZ LOL!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA JEWS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA GET IT BECAUSE THE ACTUAL MOVIES WERE PROBLEMATIC AS SHIT BUT WE HAVE TO STICK IT TO LE ESS-JAY-DUBYAS LMAO IM SO EDGY!!!!!!!!
>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA RACISM AND OPPRESSION OF POCS IS SO FUNNEEEEEEE

Peter Parker, brilliant but racist

>Pete, in a moment you will get out of this car and we'll part ways. Some paths, they don't ever meet again Peter, they might run parallel or pass through the same places, but they'll never be one path again. The truth, Peter, is that when you leave this car, it might be minutes or hours or seconds, the sand will fall through the glass and I'll be shot dead. They'll say it was a white gunman Peter, he'll have a motive and his past will be scattered to the four winds leaving only his crime. Don't hate him Peter, his life was dictated by forces for whom one soul is just a penny for the vendor. I'm talking about the Jews Peter, now I need you to concentrate and listen closely to my words, Please Peter. Remember that time Aunt May came back from her break Peter? She was crying so hard, t-the bastards sterilized her they used her like she was a-a piece of damn MEAT! I saw the dreams die in her eyes, the love wither in her heart. But, but for you Peter, but for you I was sure we'd lose her. I thank God for you Peter, for our family. They can't ever take that away from me Peter, and they can't take it from you either. But the gunman, they'll take it from him, and they'll take the souls of the good american people with their propagandizing. Be strong Peter, for the family and for America. Now it is time for us to part ways, but no road can part two white hearts Peter, now God go with you son.

well done

Powerful.

you okay bud?

...

>"Beet, I no ur man-spider"

>Pete, we need to talk about the final solution...

10/10

go away please

>Peter! Look behind you for God's sake! You know who did that? Sandniggers, Peter and I'm not just talking about Muslims. Never forget what those Kikes did to our city, Peter. Never forget.

>Levi, what do you mean you can't come to work today? It's a Tuesday in the middle of September you can't just take the day off.
>[incomprehensible muttering is heard over the phone]
>Look Levi I can't hear you. Are you at a party or something?
Can anyone explain this scene?

Such emotional stuff they really dropped the ball in the andrew garfield one

>You are a lot like your barack, You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing, we need more whites who behave like pround african-americans. But president obama by a philosophy, a principle, really, He believed that if the white man possesses something, you had a moral obligation to give it to a minority! That's what white guilt means here. Not choice. Government enforced racial correction. And may our sequel be cancelled if I ever refused to share your aunt may with a black man.

Its just not the same