Did it go viral?
youtube.com
Did it go viral?
William Collins
Levi Gonzalez
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Cameron Harris
I'm not sure what's more disgusting, this or the John Waters cameo
Jack Reed
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Christopher Anderson
i'm having a fucking stroke. This can't be real
Colton Nelson
baltimorefishbowl.com
In an interview with Details in 2008, Waters was asked whether he had any “normal” fascinations.
“I do love The Chipmunks,” Waters said. “I’m erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
Waters then revealed that a “real animator” had recently drawn him “one” (a picture? an animated sequence?) of Alvin in a very private moment. “One of the best presents I ever got,” he said.
James Perry
I hate americans so much
Adrian Williams
> The final nail in Jason Lee’s career’s coffin.
Noah Howard
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Liam Howard
I seriously don't no a franchise in the last 10 years worse than the Chipmuck franchise
Tyler Gomez
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Tyler Clark
>no
How can you suck that hard at English? Fuck sake
Angel Morris
Suck my dick
Liam Russell
Leo Ross
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Christian Morales
No u
Christopher Morris
Ok, you can stop replying to me no
Henry Russell
How the fuck was this shit popular
Matthew Gonzalez
heheh, sawry ;)
Chase Gutierrez
>Sup Forums will unironically make this go viral 3 years after the fact
Thomas Wright
PIZZA TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
Gabriel Foster
>Waters then revealed that a “real animator” had recently drawn him “one” (a picture? an animated sequence?) of Alvin in a very private moment. “One of the best presents I ever got,” he said.
not too surprising, mirage studios had an internal gay porn tmnt comic that got passed around among the artists back in the 90s. artists are perverts, pic related
Hunter Moore
How hard was the guy laughing when he first wrote this?
Camden Campbell
or maybe they just drew it because they thought it was funny
Kayden Fisher
No.
Jace Brown
Play this on a loop on every board for a week and BRAPposters will leave forever out of shame.
Luis Perry
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Joseph Ross
they printed 50 copies of it.
Nolan Moore
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Kayden Torres
>50k views
It clearly didn't.
Ayden Moore
>an adult made this
Ryder Rogers
and?
Parker Brooks
>american filmmaking
Wyatt Thompson
what
the fuck
Kayden Bennett
>couldn't change curry to pizza
One fucking job, man
Eli Gray
did it go viral?
Ryder Howard
>dad has legitimate medically diagnosed autism
>obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks
>constantly brings them up in conversation, even with strangers
>he has a playlist of chipmunk songs (including this) which he plays on loudspeaker
Evan Brown
based
Christian Gomez
I don't even know what to say about that but none of this is good. Which is worse: the fact that 90 MILLION DOLLARS went into the making of this kino for the mentally braindead or that it made $230 mil in the box office?
Bentley Bailey
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Owen Watson
Just marathoned 1 minute of this, what did I think?
Nolan Rogers
How can your dad have autism?
Logan Hernandez
My mom has autism too, granted hers is a lot milder.
Pretty sure I do as well but thank God I don't have CWC tier obsessions.
Austin Murphy
>”hey user! I ordered pizza for your 17th birthday”
>”th-thanks mom”
>”whats wrong user... why are you scarfing it down so fast? lets wait until dad gets home”
>you hear the car park
>a small drop of sweat falls down onto your greased over plate
>your gf starts to get concerned
>”a-user?”
>”sorry... its just my dad...”
>”oh im sure its not that bad an-“
>dad busts into the door
>the music from his car is blaring into the house
>you cover your ears
>”d-dad please”
>he whips out his autistically crafted chipmunk tail onto the table
>gf stares with a look of awe
>the phrase is etched into your brain
>cant take it anymore
>you grab the gun from underneath the dining room chair
>”not this time dad”
>it gets whipped out of your hand by your dads handcrafted tail
>dad puts his arm around your gf and screams
>“PIZZA TOOTS PIZZA TOOTS”
>your dad strips your gf and whips her backside with the handcrafted tail
>”PIZZA TOOTS PIZZA TOOTS”
>her harrowing screams for help gradualy fade into the distance
>dad walks over to you
>a lone tear falls onto the table as your dad unstraps your belt and pulls your pants down on top of the table
>you muster the only thing you can with in humiliation
>”pizza toots.... pizza toots”
>tfw
Jaxson Jones
Someone got off to that shit
Evan Sullivan
dude
Henry Harris
How did he get laid to make you?
Aaron Walker
Pottery
Benjamin Stewart
Guess how many autists takes to make one autist
Julian Garcia
Three?
Gavin Foster
Not sure what you're all being contrarian about, that looks pretty fun.
Kevin Hill
Now that's a deal
Lucas Hughes
Holy fucking kek
Jace Anderson
Based dad
Hunter Phillips
Why do I even waste my time on this board
Aiden Baker
FEEL SORRY FOR THE FOOL WHO'S SLEEPING NEXT TO US TONIGHT
Andrew Davis
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Owen Morgan
Isaiah Edwards
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Jayden Hall
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Caleb Ross
PIZZA BRAPS! PIZZA BRAPS!
Levi Evans
Did I have a fucking stroke?
Andrew Kelly
NUUUUOOORRRRTOLTOLOLOOALOLOALALALALLLALALASHSHHARARRALALALLATTTPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
Ethan Long
This. Why can't Sup Forums just turn their brains off?
Aaron Price
this post gave me schizophrenia
Sebastian Gray
>Why won't Kevin Smith call me?
Austin Brown
Don't tell me you actually believe any of that. The Reddit spacing should have been a dead giveaway.
Caleb Turner
>my feet hurt
>it's cold in here
>I miss My Name is Earl
It's funny you dumbass, nobody believes it, they think it's funny
Justin Johnson
Its more the absurdity of the greentext thats so bewildering. Like an acid trip
Nathan Rivera
It's fucking stupid and if it's not the guy who posted it samefagging, it's a bunch of redditors trying to make it into an epic screencap.
Julian Williams
t. enlightened centrist
Nathan Lopez
Cut out laughing friend
Gavin Edwards
Absolutely based
Evan Garcia
So? You can get a lot of mileage out of gay jokes.
Parker Long
hehe
Nathan Ward
Brap bump
Ian Smith
>everything said ever has to be true
complaining about
reddit spacing is
what reddit refugees
do to fit in
Parker Ross
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Joseph Ward
i kek’d at the absurdity