The fucking pie scene

The fucking pie scene.

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Is this a horror movie? The poster looks kinda scary.

Shit movie

shit taste

>falling for the Sup Forums meme recommendation
if you didn't turn it off halfway through that scene, you might actually have down syndrome.

Pretentious hipster

i only kept it on because i watch movies drunk, but im glad i did desu, all uphill from there

did he fuck the pie?

>everyone lauds the pie scene
>wow very motion much feeling
>the scene is ripped directly from an episode of True Blood

I think the pie scene was a bit much, it could have been 2 minutes and still got the message across.

According to Casey Affleck, apparently, Rooney Mara had never eaten a pie before doing that scene.

>True Blood in 2008
youtube.com/watch?v=30IK3I30M2E

>A Spoopy Story in CURRENT YEAR
youtube.com/watch?v=takph4VxJ1o

Who did it better?

I still don't believe it was only 4 minutes or something else like that I read on the internet. It seriously felt like AT LEAST 10 minutes to me.

She eats like a savage, you can hear the metal scrape against her teeth. I was begging for the scene to end

Yes, it's horrifyingly pretentious.

>turn it off
but user I saw it in the theater

if you think this is pretentious then you seriously haven't watched many movies

Hahaha I hate this movie even more now. What a hack fraud

>his kinoplex doesnt have an emergency shut down button under the massage tables

Explain that logic

I got the cheap seats because I only barely passed the penis inspection

>my attention span is so short that in 4 minutes I get genuinely upset
full pleb

“The film [Stalker] needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.”

― Andrei Tarkovsky

>not timing your movie pie snack so you can pretend you're eating pie with rooney
And it goes on almost long enough for me to finish!

explain why this is pretentious

The pie scene was simply the best representation of grief that has ever been put on film.

>And it goes on almost long enough for me to finish!
>not racing Rooney to see who finishes first
it's like you aren't in love with her and don't have autism or something

Great film, but this scene is way too much, and I did consider turning the movie off at that point. It took me out of the movie because I started to feel sorry for Rooney Mara, just eating and eating that fucking thing, probably thinking to herself "any second now this fuckin guy's gonna yell 'cut' right?"

Literally stopped watching at that scene. Is it even worth starting back up?

She only has one pie to eat, I always bring several.

You just don't get it. It's about GRIEF AND THE PASSAGE OF TIME. THE PIE SYMBOLIZES SADNESS AND THE CLANKING OF THE FORK AND BRITTLENESS OF THE CRUST REPRESENTS THE CHARACTERS HEART, THE DIRECTOR CONTRASTS THE DULL, MUTED AMBIENT LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE OF THE SCENE WITH THE DISHWASHER AND KITCHEN LIGHTS TO STIR UP FEELINGS OF MELANCHOLY AND ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF MAN AND MACHINE BY ALLOWING THE VIEWER TO EXPERIENCE THE FULL SERVING OF THE ASDHUAIHSD YAFYGA FUIANFAUSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s boring, slow and 3deep4me but is actually a simple story, just told in a boring way and shitty aspect ratio because ART

>Finally reads note
>ur a faget

you must be a true brainlet if you think this is 2deep4me holy shit lmao

You know, you might be onto something.

>pie scene
"WOW! such VISCERAL and RAW emotion!! omg pure genius!"

Maybe this is one of those scenes that (((men will never understand))), but whenever I've lost a close relative I didn't break down into a retarded pie eating zombie. You space out a lot, feel as if everything is pointless, tear up spontaneously. But I STILL knew better than to eat so much food that I would puke (the only time I've done that was when I was working out and bulking up)

And yes, I understand that everyone grieves differently

wait so he decided to move the whole time and all the ghost did was sit on a piano and Get him killed again

what

>the first time someone ate pie in front of a camera was in True Blood!

>tfw you'll 100% fucking DIE someday
How does that make you feel, poor user?

i yearn for the day

this but unironically

holy fuck ghost story brainlets BTFO.

2deep4me means it pretends or acts to be deep when it really isn't at all.

It's not someone eating a pie on camera. It's:
>a young woman
>who just lost a close loved one
>eating a leftover
>half pan
>of a pecan pie
>for an extended sequence
>in a goofy expression of grief

This movie is the definition of pretentious. A 5 minute take of a character eating pie. This is the type of shit that people poke fun at art house movies for. Christ, Tree of Life was even less pretentious. This movie was a short film stretched to 90 minutes. The message isn't very mind blowing and is literally explained to you by a hipster at a party.

Why does the pie scene send plebs into a rage?

It's not a horror. It's a weird art film where the main character is a white bed sheet ghost. The movie you're right now conjuring up in your head is most likely spot on with what to expect in this movie.

I like it, though there are some bits that make me roll my eyes.

>It’s boring, slow
the scene isn't even that amazing. Is it really so hard just to sit through it?

Do you think this is a case of cryptonesia?
If so could he have had a more embarrassing source?

>it pretends or acts to be deep
it doesn't, it's just someone eating a pie until they throw up because they're grieving and not in control of their life

First of all, 99% of the shots were held for too long. It wasn't just the pie scene. Second of all, you need to have somebody doing something interesting in the frame to justify a long take. There needs to be tension, suspense, or even just movement. Third of all, long takes lose their effect when you overuse them. Imagine a film with only closeups. It would be terrible.

...

Not surprising

>99% of the shots were held for too long
stopped reading. You're just another Gen Z with a 7 second attention span. You're basically a new species of subhuman.

Uh, the party scene? That wasn't pretending to be deep? Pffffft

Only he can answer that question, user.

Nice projection there, buddy.
>this movie has long takes!
>wow, that means it is art!
>I'm so enlightened having this opinion!

They're so easy to pass these days, you micro dick

The real challenge is getting a seat without razor wire. It's so uncomfortable to sit on

youre not supposed to take him at face value, you are supposed to identify with they ghost during that and think hes an annoying cunt with just a little bit of relevant info

>talks about attention span
>can't even read past the first sentence without getting distracted
Lol

That "annoying cunt" was the most interesting thing to happen in the entire "movie"

maybe it only works for non retarded people

>le roonie is just like me!
the most autistic of the waifu virgin fantasies.

Since you are so enlightened, please share the profound message this movie had

I skipped through it, found it annoying after about 30 seconds. Glad I downloaded it, made it easier to skip the scene with the computer mouse.

I think that character was meant to come off like he thinks he's being deep but really isn't. There are acouple reasons why I think so but I'm terrible at articulating why. Part of it is that the monologuing guy is talking about existential nihilism to our unseen audience who just so happens to be a ghost and is thus actually experiencing an existence outside of time itself. I think if the party guy's musings actually directly reflected the ghost's experiences then you could argue that monologue is the message of the movie, but because it isn't, I think we are meant to critique the monologue... to recognize the ignorance of it.

The irony here is unreal

theres no profound message, just loss and loneliness effectively communicated

Other films have communicated the same things in a better fashion.

>other movies did it better

This is the absolute least thoughtful criticism I see put against movies. I haven't even seen this one and I already know you're missing the point.

You're overthinking it mate.
The whole point of the movie was how time passes for a ghost.
Her being depressed and eating pie was an important moment and so the ghost hung around for the entirety of it, whereas other times it skips entire months without realising.

>no profound message
Good to know I didn't miss anything. So it really was a complete waste of time.

What about the concept of cyclical time? Or did he gain the power of time travel? The fact that he couldn't leave the house (because if he could, he surely would have followed Roon if he were obsessed with her) but he could walk all around the (much larger) commercial building later? What was the point of the other ghost? Of the pioneer settlers?

But ghosts aren't real, user. Even if you believe in the afterlife, does anybody really believe that you just sit around some spot for eternity?

>sit around some spot for eternity

Isn't that what we're all doing right fucking now?

I haven't seen it yet but since RLM said it was their favorite movie I hold it in high regard. Should I watch it?

I think they liked it from a perspective of "there's much, much worse arthouse out there". Which I guess I understand, but I thought it was shallow and empty. What bothers me is that in the very same episode they recommend an extremely good and watchable movie "Killing of a Sacred Deer".

I don't get RLM to be honest.

The very fact that a time traveling ghost is at the party watching it all totally invalidates everything the pretentious hipster was spewing. So yes, we are definitely supposed to be criticizing and laughing at that guy.

he was talking about solaris not stalker

>she's still eating pie
>why is there a sheet ghost watching?
>she's still eating pie
>why is she so hungry?
>she's still eating pie
>why is this scene so fucking long?
>she's still eating pie

>she throws up pie
"Kino"