WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FRIENDZONED BY EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW INTERLINKED

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FRIENDZONED BY EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW INTERLINKED

/soyboy general/

just go back loser

>they want to be his friends
How do you even get that far?

YOU'RE WAY OFF BASELINE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HOLD THE HAND OF THE WOMAN YOU LOVE CELLS

CELLS

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO WATCH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE GET FUCKED BY ANOTHER MAN CELLS WITHIN CELLS

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SHITPOST ABOUT CELLS-LINKED WHILE RYAN GOSLING IS LIVING IN HIS MANSION AND PLOWING HIS HOT LATINA WIFE LINTERKINKED

its like what its like to be you

That 'cells, interlinked etc' was a load of horse shit.
Just a microcosm of how bad the movie was overall.

Embarrasing

WHEN YOU'RE NOT PERFORMING YOUR DUTIES DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM CELLS

What was the purpose of this test? To ensure he robotically repeats the word INTERLINKED instead of getting triggered into answering the question?

yes, he had to have no emotional human attachment to the questions being asked. the opposite of the test from blade runner where they wanted to find a human reaction

Recite your baseline.

Let's begin.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever note coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

Constant K...

You can pick up your bonus.

To observe a emotional reaction to the 'human' aspects of the previous part of the phrase. Whether he could call out the word and phrase, which INTERLINKED with the phrase before in an impartial manner.

Are you a woman?

is this a deleted scene from the Raimi cut? should have left it in

i wouldn't really call it friendzoned, i just don't think i exude any romantic appeal, don't know how to flirt, don't care too much to put in effort to build a relationship

It pretty much tells you when he hesitates and straight up doesn't repeat some words due to stress and emotions on his second test.

>FRIENDZONED
there is no such a thing

women don't owe you sex.

t. roastie

There were at least 4 girls I can think of thoughout highschool that I could've had if I wasn't completely socially inept. One straight up said she wanted me and kissed me on the cheek in the school hallway, and I didn't go anywhere with it

there were a couple while in was in formal high school, but ehhh i didn't care to

>>>reddit

You have to go back

Gosling's asymmetrical eyes trigger my autism something fierce

>girl actually seems to want to talk to me
>she starts talking about her bf

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How's your baseline, Sup Forums?

I kind of agree but at the same time I know from experience women can be awful. They'll act all innocent like they just want a good guy, when in reality she's a whore that's been with half of the guys in your grade

Why do women struggle so much with the actual definition of this?
Friendzoned refers to the absolute inability for a woman to reconsider a man as a sexual/romantic partner past a first impression.
Should a dude go all Eliot Rodger over it?
No.
Is it occasionally frustrating that once a woman is friends with a dude, her brain is so shittily wired that she can't reevaluate the attractiveness of a dude she has gotten to know? Yes.

>it's you fall in love and imagine a life together with the first cute girl that talks to you episode

Ha that's fucking pathetic mate, sort yourself out.

YOU WILL DIE A VIRGIN WITH NO FRIENDS, NO WIFE AND NO CHILDREN CELLS

>tfw bullies get all the digits
Business leaders need to adopt female values!

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WHATS IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE WHO’LL POST THE PHOTO OF IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH THE CAPTION “BESTIES” CELLS

Stop using a soy flick to attract like-minded individuals to your disguised self pitying blog threads.

You HAVE to go back.

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CELLS

El asado del puta...

I really need some kinos about this feeling.

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Fuck off, retard

>Soy
>Reddit spacing
And you just exposed yourself as a Sup Forums tourist. Please fuck off

Sup Forums fucking loves this movie though.

i was out for drinks with my work colleagues
one of my co-workers turned 19 the year i was born
she got the hiccups and asked me to pour her beer into her mouth for her
can you stop the erection CELLS

>strawman: the post

CELLS

Kekd

This thread is too relatable

La creatura de roast...

they're friends of friends
you hang out with them
you're non-threatening so they don't worry about you hitting on them, and you hang with "cool" kids, so you are socially viable

t. roastie

Have a Leon Kennedy no way fag pic you faggot

DID YOU GET UP AFTER MIDDAY? CELLS
>CELLS

DID YOU ACCOMPLISH NOTHING WITH YOUR DAY? CELLS
>CELLS

HAVE YOU COMPLETELY WASTED YOUR POTENTIAL? CELLS
>CELLS

>seeing girl for a while
>seemed to be going well
>woke up toward end to a random 1 AM text saying "hey, so I really like you"
>she spends next weekend at my place
>seemed fine but two days later she texts saying it's been fun but she's not up for a relationship right now
>this happens just before I'm supposed to teach
>every woman seems to just want fun regardless of what they suggest upfront
CELLS

FUCKING CELLS

I LITERALLY HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME LAST MONTH WHY DO THEY PLAY THESE STUPID ASS GAMES FOR FUCK SAKE

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>implying i see girls
>cells
cells

Fucking chicks is easy. Just be yourself brah.

>all these bait responses

Can we not even have funny ironic posts anymore without people taking it seriously

>>they're friends of friends

All of my friends are as damaged and socially inept as I am

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A MASSIVE PLEB IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE
>WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
>WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
>WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

This but unironically. Within cells

I was being unironic too user

That's hitting below the belt - interlinked

DID SHE TEACH YOU HOW TO FEEL FINGER TO FINGER?
INTERLINKED

what's it like to know this film highlights manchild disease and it took nearly 3 hours for k to find his will to power within cells interlinked.

.....interlinked

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Mackenzie JOI when?

"Modern" women are all fucked up and like to play games, and water is wet.
They never know what they want and what they think they want is retarded so just ignore it outright.

I’m confused why did you post a pic of a garbage can?

What's the point of this shit? Someone explain this nerd fanfic to me.

I’m trying to understand the mentality behind the games they play and the reasoning to it. It’s illogical and makes zero sense why they do it

>it's a your best friend is absolutely everything you've wanted in a man but he doesn't like dudes episode

kys homo

that's the plan kiddo

It's a series of shit tests designed to see what they can get away with in the relationship and if they can take control of it to manipulate you.
>it's illogical
Welcome to dealing with women. Even the good ones are illogical (which is part of why autistes, who are hyperlogical, struggle so much with them).

>she spends next weekend at my place
>seemed fine but two days later she texts saying it's been fun

I guess she wanted a man making 6 figures but from your place it was clear you only made 5

so how new exactly are you

hello shlomo

>they think they're patrician for liking what is a solid contender for the worst movie of the decade
What's it like to know that you're living a lie?

>text new girl for just going on one date
>immediately texts back she just wants to be friends
Just CELLS my shit up senpai

Maybe he'll be up for some nohomo brojobs and once he's seen what you can do with your mouth he'll change his tune. I believe in you user.

>go on a couple dates with another girl
>she texts me she realized she's more comfortable dating women right now
WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

Had this happen. Or it's in the process of happening. She's a bit autistic so it could just be she's super fucking cold and aloof so now that she's known me for a few months she's defaulting to robot-mode rather than being excited about a new person who's interested in her but it's seriously pissing me off since she was a lot of fun to talk to and hang out with when she actually interacted with me. Interlinked.

Considering shitcanning her this weekend. Already complained about her behavior to her once before and she admitted it and apologized, but she's doing it again so I probably should just eject since it's unlikely to change.

Just confess but say that you're fine being friendzoned. Maybe you can get some friend with benefits stuff out of it.

>it's a the girl you like likes you back and wants to go to prom with you, but after a week and a half and three dates she says, "let's not go to prom, because I want to go with my ex instead" episode

jesus christ it's been over five years why am I still so goddamn bitter about this

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE JUST TURNED TWENTY AND SEEN ONE OF YOUR HIGHSCHOOL FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO IN YEARS AND ALWAYS USED TO CONSOLE YOURSELF "AT LEAST I'M NOT AS PATHETIC AS THAT GUY" IS GETTING FUCKING MARRIED INTERLINKERED

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

hey man he wouldve gotten that qt blonde if he didnt bash that guys skull in infront of her

Is there anyone here who preferred BR over BR2049? Why?

Blade Runner is a better film in every way.

*Milf latina wife.That's an important distinction ano-
INTERLINKED

YOU'RE WAY OFF BASELINE

YOU LAUGH AT ALL THE POSTS IN THIS THREAD THINKING YOURE ABOVE IT BUT DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THEY ALL RELATE TO YOU CELLS

c-cells

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I appreciate your wise words user and i’ll take them to heart going forward in the future