>I've never talked about this, it's too hard
>So anyway, this guy grabbed my ass at some party
>Some bigshot hollywood guy
>That was fine but then he starts fingering my taint
>I felt like a little kid
Why did he say taint lmao
I've never talked about this, it's too hard
Jackson Harris
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Camden Reed
um he never said that
Eli Ramirez
I never said that OP
Owen Foster
Taint?
Kayden Gonzalez
“His left hand reaches around, grabs my ass cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint."
Logan Howard
>didn't get the taint part
did he mean fingerbang?
Owen Nelson
Is the arrows thing true?
Benjamin Foster
sounds kinda hot
Colton Hughes
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>Brendan Fraser wants me to meet his horse. “I got this horse because it's a big horse
lmao
James Sanchez
'Taint' is Canadian for anus. look it up.
Brandon Cooper
i know right it's serious and all but
taint made me laugh desu
Lucas Ortiz
guessed as much
Cameron Bailey
makes way more sense than him having his gooch fingered
Ethan Howard
Only makes it funny that leafs think taint means asshole.
He said taint, period. Cucked again.
Nathan Cruz
>just when you thought you got it
Jack James
my dudes he said taint
“His left hand reaches around, grabs my ass cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint. And he starts moving it around,” Fraser said. “I felt ill. I felt like a little kid. I felt like there was a ball in my throat. I thought I was going to cry.”
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Isaac Scott
you do know taint means the area behind your balls and below your asshole right?
Grayson Reyes
taint isn't the asshole
it's called the taint, for "it ain't" or "'t ain't"
because 't ain't the genitals and 't ain't the asshole either
it's not what it is, but rather what 't ain't
Jaxson Wright
...
Isaac Wood
I don't want some dude grabbing my taint. But I'm disappointed that I'm not attractive enough for anyone to ever want to try.
Josiah King
Taint is between your butthole and ballsack.
Nothing sexual about a bit of taint action.
Blake Roberts
No it's not.
Jaxson Rodriguez
nigger
Carson Reyes
brendan got monkeyboned
Gavin Fisher
it's called perineum
Josiah Martin
How do you shave your taint?
I squat down in the bathtub and reach from underneath and do it but I feel silly.
Hunter Sullivan
Did anyone read the article? Brendan lost it.
>“I'm okay,” he says. “I think I just need to let some arrows fly.” He excuses himself as I ponder what this means. A few minutes go by. When he returns, it's with a leather quiver full of arrows strapped to his back. He steps out onto his porch. Outside, he lofts a bow, nocks an arrow. Down below on his lawn, maybe 15 yards away, is an archery target with the picture of a woman taped to the front. Later, I found out it was his ex-wife. He released the arrows at the target. One after another often missing by 10 feet. He finally clipped the side of the apparatus and shouts "Bull's-eye". Then hobbles down to collect all of the arrows, chastises me for not helping, and does it all over again.
Ian Myers
Why are actors such a pussies?
John Lopez
Mom does mine.
Connor Roberts
I'm laughing out loud this is so fucked.
Eli Bennett
Fools trying to unjust himself by claiming #metoo
Desperate. He teally has no choice, he was left a shell of a man after his divorce
Jaxon Gutierrez
sounds like a meme
Jace Hernandez
>"He finally clipped the side of the apparatus and shouts "Bull's-eye". Then hobbles down to collect all of the arrows, chastises me for not helping, and does it all over again."
Is this Electrical Infetterence irl?
Robert Sanders
>Fools trying to unjust himself by claiming #metoo
When in reality he just looks like the worlds biggest cuck.
Liam Parker
can I finger you user?
also don't bother telling anyone after I finger you, they will just laugh and call you a pussy lol
Samuel Roberts
I'd let you do more to me than just fingering if you catch my drift
Christian Long
>As it turns out, what was behind the sad Brendan Fraser meme was…sadness. His mother had died of cancer just days before the interview. “I buried my mom,” Fraser says. “I think I was in mourning, and I didn't know what that meant.” He hadn't done press in a while; suddenly he was sitting on a stool in front of an audience, promoting the third season of a show he'd barely been on. “I wasn't quite sure what the format was. And I felt like: Man, I got fucking old. Damn, this is the way it's done now?”
Liam Harris
...
Andrew Parker
That's a job for my manservant.
Carson Hernandez
BREAKING NEWS
>Philip Berk (age 85) has been found murdered at his Hollywood home early Saturday morning. Berk was found lying in his yard with an arrow lodged in his eye. Forensic analysis has found that the projectile was fired from at least 75 yards away, suggesting that the murderer is an expert marksman. Local law enforcement ask that any suspicious individuals wearing a cowboy hat be reported immediately.
Jaxson Sullivan
look man, don't tell me about anatomy, I think I know what I'm talking about
Jeremiah Ward
"Get me Fraser on line one Barbara...NOW!"
Luis Rivera
he had a hard life
Connor Nelson
Jacob Ross
...
Sebastian Murphy
4u
Austin Turner
look how he's holding his hand
Bentley Mitchell
>Philip Berk (age 85) has been found murdered at his Hollywood home early Saturday morning. Berk was found lying in his yard with an arrow lodged in his taint. Forensic analysis has found that the projectile was fired from at least 75 yards away, suggesting that the murderer is an expert marksman. Local law enforcement ask that any suspicious individuals wearing a cowboy hat be reported immediately.
David Scott
There's no way Ian didn't finger Brendan's taint.
Connor Johnson
Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.
Gavin Gomez
>get felt up by king of hollywood jew association
>he wants to fuck you
>don't comply
>afterwards get blacklisted from hollywood events, essentially ending your career
>exposing this process makes you a cuck
At what age were you diagnosed with autism?
Jordan Stewart
oh no... I hope the memeing didn't make him feel worse
Jose Jackson
I bet no one told him to wear that hat
Jordan Wright
People used to say I looked like him. Now I’m fat too and look like him again.
Isaiah Brown
He got blacklisted in Hollywood events because it's hard to win awards when you only do shitty movies. He had no reason to be there.
Xavier Roberts
why did he have to share this story?
Jayden Perry
This also completely puts those gay rumors in the dirt.
Luis Campbell
You could have prevented this. Why didn't you? user
Oliver Richardson
People were saying he was gay, now it’s clear he’s not a faggot. Otherwise he’d still be killing it in the movies. He may have had his life ruined, but at least he’s not a fag.
Hunter Foster
Because where the guy touched Brendan was the spot where 'taint the asshole and 'taint the balls!
Luis Howard
How rude, some guy gives you a free prostate massage and you don't even thank him
Cameron Ramirez
You just gotta find the right dude to grab your taint user
Joshua Moore
Based
Elijah Murphy
You are dennis from always sunny
Parker Garcia
>"Oh god is she reaching for my taint"
Noah Ross
wait mac* sorry
Michael Hill
Shut up Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch!
Owen Edwards
you're big guy
Daniel Diaz
He has very pretty eyes
Brody Moore
>you look like you have a big horse
Eli Jackson
UUUU
Luis Nelson
...
Alexander Watson
You can't really blame him if he's scared of women
Cooper Adams
...
John Robinson
Taint is the place between your balls and asshole you dumb shit.
Robert Davis
He looks pretty happy in this o- OH GOD THE HAND!!
Jose Thompson
could all just be to cover up the fact hes a closet faggot though
Nicholas Robinson
No one could have predicted how good it would look
Dylan Evans
apparently not in canada.
Jose Peterson
christ! he really looks uncomfortable
Josiah Rivera
>dumb shit
Watch your mouth tiny
Matthew Martinez
...
Ryan Mitchell
why is he mad at his ipad?
Lincoln Ward
If you're sweet nice girl you can taint me eveyday for free
Elijah Foster
this was when they announced the IMDB message boards would be shutdown
Nolan Roberts
He found the petition
Henry Parker
I wonder where chamcham is now.
Ryder Lopez
someone posted just meme again
James Watson
I feel bad that his wife ripped his nuts off but these pictures are so funny.
Blake Collins
He's currently starring in a new tv show called "Trust" with Donald Sutherland
Thomas Wright
Um, he literally non ironically did, sweetie. Go read the article.
He also says cum, man boy cum, in the same article.
Benjamin Myers
I use a laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.
Isaiah Roberts
>here's your tip buddy
>but Mr. Fraser this is just a napkin with your autograph on it
Sebastian Cooper
Well done. These idiots didn't even question.
Joseph Davis
Fraser in his prime was probably an absolute dick magnet back then, I guarantee you this is the tamest story he's comfortable telling
Gavin Flores
>get paid tons of money to fuck around and occassionally have to do something maybe kind of difficult or uncomfortable
>get invited to red carpet events
>generally live in a nice af house with servants
>even alimony fraser can afford a house, archery, fucking zipline
they are pampered so getting your taint fingered roughly by a guy in a suit is unsettling.
Nicholas Evans
under rated
Carter Sanchez
WHO THE FK USES THE TERM "TAINT" ?
Is he a fag or some sort of degenerate?