Winston Churchill had SEX with Cara Delevingne's great-aunt

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>At Beaverbrook’s villa in France in the spring of 1930, he was introduced to the sassy Doris Delevingne, a society temptress who happens to be the great-aunt of supermodel Cara Delevingne.

>He painted her then, if rumour is to be believed, and bedded her.

>he apparently told her: ‘Doris (Delevinge), you could make a corpse cum’.

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Churchill also helped Orson Welles

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wh*te women will do anything for men in power, no matter how disgusting looking they are

just look at melania

>>he apparently told her: ‘Doris (Delevinge), you could make a corpse cum’.

He certainly would know.

My grandfathers aunt was DP'd by Hitler and Goebbels, so what?

>you could make a corpse cum
whew

>>he apparently told her: ‘Doris (Delevinge), you could make a corpse cum’.
to which she replied
>god damn winnie that got me wet as a corpse

She probably was a french spy or some shit. Nothing to boast about.

she looks like Sigourney Weaver

Power corrupts; absolute power creampies absolutely.

They are both dead now and the French town they vacationed to is now majority Muslim.

The Brits won WW2, just ask the Mayor of London.

>YWN be born into circles of affluence and culture

sucks to suck

That woman in pic looks hotter than what we got now

do they have the same nose?

How dare my selfish ancestors not be aristocracy

>‘Doris, you could make a corpse cum’.
Nobel Laureate for Literature everyone

Wasn't Churchill gay?

>melania
>white woman

you’re right she’s pretty orange, i guess tiny hands makes her spray on tan so he can pretend he’s fucking himself when she dutifully lays there motionless

Rofl I cant wait until le russian rapist finally get inpreached

>2018
>still supporting the orange retard
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>you could make a corpse cum’

I don't know if I'd say I'd support him but its a two horse race and if you don't you're with her. I'm kinda between a rock and a hard place here.

>sassy Doris Delevingne, a society temptress

It doesn't matter what happens to people like this. Shame he didn't give her some old-fashioned clap with a horrible cure.

jesus, why is every british celeb related to some politician or nobility?

our society is completely stratified by class

not like America where anyone can make it. unless you make a fucking shedload of money you’ll never be respected by the upper class, and even then you’ll never make it unless your great-great-great-great grandfather arrived on the boats from Normandy in 1066.

>you could make a corpse cum’

Churchill wasn't THAT disgusting, at least in the early 30's he wasn't as fat and slobbery as he would become. Plus he was pretty well endowed.

You do realize that most women would sleep with Trump if given the chance, right? Certainly your mother.

I doubt it. I know most of Sup Forums would let him stick his crusty orange dick up their boipussies, though.

I’m not Sup Forums but I know I would

Churchill probably had sex with everybody in London’s great aunt

and nobody said a word (here's why that's a good thing)

>he thinks women care about looks
How to out yourself as a virgin

>bedded her
who was on top?

>people often inherit the family business or follow their parents and grandparents footsteps and go into the same trade
>your family's business is being a fucking whore

lmao