Sadie Miller thread

Sadie Miller thread

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No

So, Pygmy Albino Gorilla thread?

Shit character from a shit show.

If her fat ass breaks chairs at the Big Doughnut, does it come out of her paycheck?

She could find other ways to pay

Blandest and most pointless character.

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She looks like a goddamn bandicoot in the thumbnail

I like em THICC
I like em SHORT

yeeuh

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Post pic of her mentioning being a natural double D and crotch high

Adorable. Would smooch. Would give belly rubs.

Honkey Kong?

what?

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lol, what?

Awww

Wrong image

Looking at her closely.. she's not fat.

She's a shortstack. And that's the best rack.
Just like Amathyst (who's more short and thick-armed with fake-muscle mass).

You want fat? Ronaldo. Greg. Those niggas are fat. They bellies extend past their view of they feet. Steven isn't there yet but he looks like he's close, the curvature of his gut starting to get close to passing his toe.

Now that I re-read this, this is a fucking weird fetishistic way of thinking if people are fat

That one just doesn't make sense. Why would they make Connie look like a black maid?

Dude.
This is comfy.

There's two or three panel comic where Lars is all "Why the fuck should I go out with you?"

"I'm a D-cup and I'm waist high"

Nah, you are right. On both accounts, lol. But its how people tend to define their preferences.

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phresh

want

more like that

not bad

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>those knees

Yeah, she's not exactly slim, but she's built like a bull terrier.
As she demonstrated when she went medieval on that corrupted Gem.

I wanna cuddle Sadie and eat donuts with her in her comfortkino basement room

she's nothing in the show like in your picture. it hurts.

what the fuck i love sadie now.

You should commit suicide because you didn't draw this character as portrayed, and you made her skinnier so your fatshaming every fat person, you also forgot to color her nose, palms, and cheeks bright cherry hue does denying her African/Muslim heritage.

Shame on you, you are horrible person, basically a nazi! The only way you can atone for this is to commit suicide.

#notallorcs

I wanna eat her big doughnut

cause he's shiny

Because steven is having an afair and it is historical and shit.

>connie sometimes gets a bit of that stevenbowl to
Delet this. Steven is pure and would never engage in infidelity.

What knees?

>tfw gf is 4'11 and chubby
It's literally the most patrician of taste

have fun having a manlet for a son

Agreed. All parts stacked for groping.

that's cute, happy for you

I'm hoping my genes will offset it as I'm 6ft

I know a chick who fits thoes markers.
>constantly high
>can't be bothered to hold a conversation
>always mad about something

Truly the best there is

They can't all be the same
She doesn't need to be talking much anyway at that height.
Eh? Eehhh?

>why daddy? why did you curse me to be a manlet??

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Finally found it. Surprised no one posted it yet.

This better be real, because I want.

I wanna feed her doughnuts

>Oh, son... When will you learn?

Her voice actor does a lot for me

Yeah me too. The gutters, the kitchen floors, dusting my ceiling fan. Really helpful lady.

She belongs in a prison cell.

>Says that she belongs in jail
>Post Pearl
Hmmm...

>Nearly killed Lars with a deadly prank due to him being a dick
>Kidnapped Lars and a child, held them on a dangerous isolated island for weeks, and deliberately hid the way home so she could weasel her way into Lars' pants
Sadie is a horrible person and deserves no love, only prison bars.

I'd rather give her Mars Bars.

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Would be fun to pig out with her

Humans a shit.

This is now a best girl thread.

>people are waifufagging the most sub-average cartoon girl in existence

Seriously? There's millions of unfit plain Janes with mediocre tits, bad out-of-date haircuts and hairy legs with shitty jobs at fast food joints around who would happily date some of the neckbeards on here.

Your waifu is absolutely shit, user. Shit.

>tfw so degenerate for so long you circle back around to vanilla tastes

>episode where he teaches her how to smoke a cigar and play cards

>lets Lars use her as a doormat
kinda mad but empathize
>she traps Lars on a desert island for weeks and is shocked when he comes onto her
empathy gone
>allows Steven and her mom to push her around for days until finally bailing at the very last minute and is rewarded for this spinelessness
beyond fury, what a shit character

You were right up until
>That will happily date some of you neckbeards
Funny man, user. Funny funny man

This warms my cold, jaded heart.

Thank you for sharing this, even if it was accidental.

Thank you Sup Forumsmrade. Driving me nuts trying to find it.

Noice

Reminder that the kid is also named Steven.

i'd eat her doughnut hole, if you catch my drift
hubba hubba yowza

warm fresh donuts

damn i love that

unf, perfect. THICC shortstacks are fucking great.

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Doesn't stop me from masturbating to tentacle brain rape w/ ovary torture still

Man this drawing is old. I should draw more lewd Sadie.

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She probably just blames it on Lars

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Sadie ain't shit.
Amethyst is where the chubby shortstack warm huggable goodness is.

I don't know how anyone could be sexually attracted to this character, she looks like an obese Dr. Suess drawing

Is this an actual series?

Sadly no. Just one picture.

desu her voice adds a lot, also if you watch the show there's more than a few scenes where she acts cute as fuck

I've seen some episodes, the only one I remember her in was the one where her and Lars get stuck on the island. She looked horrifying as the episode progressed.

anything that lars is in should be ignored completely, he's an awful character

I like both.

Hanging out with both of them together would be a blast

>the one gem who likes food
>mainly eats and drinks things that are not food
Armrest is my favorite gem but I'd honestly rather have coffee and donuts with Sadie.

Why are you pretending fat midgets are attractive? Just accept you can't do better. Fucking pathetic.