Watchin a movie with gf. She goes to the bathroom every 10 minutes and asks me to stop the movie

watchin a movie with gf. She goes to the bathroom every 10 minutes and asks me to stop the movie.

dump her

u dont have a gf stop lying

>movie doesn't have multiple intermissions

thats what piss bottles are for

you couldn't even bother to memetext properly
why do you deserve a girlfriend and i dont

can females use biss bottles?

It's not easy. Its best to use a jar or something.

My gf is as dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to understanding anything besides disney level plots. Its really aggravating

BASED fat man

Better than some cunt who isn't even paying attention and does not care whether you pause it or not.

hey maybe she's emotionally intelligent

She expects you to fuck her every time she returns from the bathroom you dolt. Next time this happens, take off all your clothes and wait for her to return, then have your way, have multiple children, she better be white (as I hope you are).

>g-guys I hav gf
L M A O

If by emotionally intelligent you just mean hormonal and irrational, well i guess she is. I would unironically shun 3dpd women for something synthetic or digital if the technology was there.

is she checking him out?

>and asks me to stop the movie
She's a keeper, then. If she told you to just leave it on is what would be bad.

Spotted the virgin. She's actually texting nudes to the other guy(s) she's sleeping with

this

>fucking a girl right after she goes to the toilet
DUDE LMAO you know her pusy is probably filled with piss?

haha my gf does this too

lick it clean you dolt
wow, found an actual cuckhold in action.

HAHAHAAHAH

WOMEN RIGHT? CANT LIVE WITH THEM CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM HAHAH

FUCKIN GET YOUR LOLZ @ Sup Forums DOT ORG

>pssh yeah I had a gf

>watch movie with parents
>they go to the bathroom or do the dishes or something, ask me not to pause
>watch movie with friend
>looks at his phone
Don't they understand it hurts?

How it feels to have a gf?

your friends don't like you and the shit movies you like
stop torturting them

haha yeah girlfriend problems, am i right?

guys wtf?
I had a gf and she was on her period
instantly dumped her

Tell em to put away their phone and that youd rather do something else if they do, like play games or something. Not that hard yo.

Or find friends that want to actually watch movies.

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