>time to murder this child outside dumbledore's office in the middle of a school day because he took away my servant even though I'm rich enough to get another one; this will likely result into me going to Azkaban and my son getting expelled but who cares lol
AVADA...
dude evil white nazis are dumb lmao
he was a hothead
He was a cis male. They aren't really known for their smarts.
Yeah Rowling didn't have her shit together in book 2.
You could chalk it up to him wanting to kill Dobby though.
AVADA
Even if he murdered harry it wouldn't have improved the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
this absolutely didn't happen in book
movies were really jumping the shark with stupid over-reactions
What was the point of making every single Slytherin person evil?
>Snape
>evil
disgusting beta orbiter who would've been a school shooter if he went to a muggle school kek.
Bad writing.
>Hey we have this house where all the members end up being fuck heads, let's train them how to magic people to death.
>Slughorn
>evil
Are you implying Leftist women can't write for shit?
True, or you'd be in a camp far away from Western Localisation Comrade.
Seriously, what was his plan here?
She projected all of her daddy issues on her white racial compatriots and basically condensed this angst into a single strawman scapegoat house like the jews told her to
there was no plan, it was just the movie maker's pathetic attempt to make near-end shock-value moment when you somehow fear for protagonist's life, see
Supreme Gentleman
well we're talking about a guy who litterally was one of his student's worst nightmare. And by litterally, i mean that Neville's most frightening thought was Snape being mad at him, as it is shown in book 3.
Snape also was a deatheater for some time (maybe a year or 2, i'm not sure) before he finally decided to quit, not because he understood Voldemort was evil, but only because Lily was killed.
There no reason to think he wouldn't still be a deatheater if Lily had survived.
can you really just by house elves? I thought it was implied there special because their magic abilities for one but also it seemed they were passed down for generations or something in whatever wizarding family they served not just something anyone could get
0/10 fucked up the greentext
>durr why is everyone in the Empire evil?
Slughorn was a power obsessed coward who took the majority of book 6 to do the right thing and tell the truth about something vital in the midst of a terrible war (also it would have saved some lives had he told Dumbledore far sooner). Maybe not evil but certainly unlikable and morally corrupt.
didn't the movie say he was only spying on the deatheaters for dumbledore lol? like don't they have a literal flashback of him crying with dumbledore about it?
Merlin was in Slytherin.
Was Snape a jew?
i don't know about the movies, but in the book i'm pretty sure the whole spying thing happens after he hears about the prophecy. Snape learns about the prophecy by spying on Dumbledore for Voldemort, so at that time he still was a baddie
Why didn't Harry use the time turner to save his parents?
Im surprised why they would even teach them anything since they all grow up to be sex offenders and criminals
because JKR can't write a coherent story
>Be so pissed off you act without thinking
I mean that's how most murders happen
and why didn't they use it to save Fred? surely that would have been possible
Yea he wasn't a spy. He was a death eater and only came to dumbledork when he found out Lilly was in danger. Snaps gets too much praise for his so called final redemption but really he was just selfish
they already had George, didn't need Fred.
Time turners were all destroyed in book five in he ministry of magic part at the end. Including the one hermione had which she handed back in book three. So they didn't exist. I refuse to read cursed child but apparently they make more time turners and do go back and do some shit idk. Introducing time travel was probably one of the biggest mistakes jk made. It probably seemed like a cool story idea at the time, and it was, but ultimately she failed to think it through.
What if you used the time turner to have sex with yourself? That's what I would do.
>>Test
You can’t buy house elves. You have to inherit them. Harry fucked the Malfoys out of their only slave.
time travels are always a bad idea unless they're the main point of the plot and the time turner in book 3 not only was a lazy deus-ex-machina, but also provided a terrible message to children. Something goes wrong in your life? well tough shit kiddo, here in MagicLAnd we turn back time to solve it and we're fine and dandy.
Yes but would he really murder Harry for that?
>Harry dies in book 2
>series doesn’t become less boring
0/10 don’t post this again
malfoy is a death eater and harry potter is the boy who lived you fucking brainlet
I read on IMDB that this only happened in the movies because it was the only spell the actor could remember
You’d also go insane seeing yourself
>what is a mirror
Oh shit you’re right user, mirrors = time travel
I've already figured this out, if me and future/past me happen to meet I'm going to go insane... on that dick.
Didn't happen to harry when he saw himself
Yes yes well done Lucius, well done HOWEVER..............
Technically in a mirror you would be seeing a few picoseconds into the past due to speed of light
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...DEH!
>that really old fanfic where hermione uses polyjuicy and transform into harry
>goes back in time before she drank the polyjuicy and suddenly a ton other hemiones show up as harry and they all fuck the only girl hermione
it wasn't very detailed, but the cauldron bukkake drinking was hot
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They got wind that you're spamming here again and they don't care about being banned. You better change your posting style even more
What is with Hollywood and either replacing gingers with blacks or shipping them?
I mean, the kids would be pure el goblinos
>implying there's anyone that isn't a nu-male or weak tumblrette that thinks Harry Potter is even close to literature and not just a children's story.
He wasn't listed on the flight plan
sometimes you just have to do what feels good
>Rocking the same haircut for 30+ years
Who does this?
>Even if he murdered harry it wouldn't have improved
yes it would have
It serves to establish Lucious as a straight-up villian. Also to receive a moment of comeuppance and give a revenge/justice served arc to Dobby. He can't get knocked on his ass by the good guys without attempting to harm them first. Anyone who looks at this from a "logical" view is a straight full blown tard.
Literally more annoying than sjws
>that get
>lucius
>lucifer
huh
>TFW have had the same cut my entire life.
>"No!"