You've murdered my cat

You've murdered my cat

To save billions

yeah well if harry had actually murdered the cat it would probably improve the dullest franchise in the history of film ! lots of boring adventures as a stupid little wizard potters (haha) around doing nothing.

>b-but at least the books are good!

“no”

the books are terrible, i started writing down every time jk used “stretching legs” instead of character walking - i stopped once I ran out of envelope !

stephen king once said teenagers who read potter will go on to read his novels - i couldn’t agree more ! if you read Harry Potter , you are training yourself to read stephen king

Man-servant dazzler was a great character

AND your other cat.

>"no"
come on at least put some energy into it

What the hell happened man?

“No !

Something from the books I wish they put into the films was the revelation that Filch (a squib) was taking Kwikspell, a correspondence learning course for magic. Basically a "here's how YOU can learn in just 3 months" except as a squib it will literally never work for him because he's incapable. Dude spends all year watching people learn and fall in love with magic and he keeps trying and failing to join their world

how long before she rewrites this character as asian?

i didn’t have the pasta to hand so had to rewrite it from memory

YOU NO MURDER MY CAT POTTER-SAN!
I EAT YOU DOG! HAHAHAHAHA!

>be born into a wizarding family
>cant magic
>spend your days cleaning up in a school exclusively for magic kids
>constantly harassed by some specky cunt and his halfwit ginger friend
>even the teachers treat you like shit
Why did Rowling hate Filch?

This is the only option, but now probably one of the most foolish franchise in the history of film franchises. If this seriously pals withdrawn from the contest to other distinct Hogwarts Academy of assorted criminals. In addition to the sad imagery, the series, but that is the emperor created in less bitter; When the tumult had subsided and the lack of effective use of a special effect, and all the magic unmagical by the appearance of the second time.

Maybe he had been sent with a fixed series of Rowling, between them than a series of Spielberg mistake has been made, the formal aspect of the work, that it is from another Profitable For it is not a ridiculous, as was said in the cross-promotion of the works. Harry Potter series that it was anti-Christian (or not), at least it's a series of anti-Bond refusal to wonder, slain were beautiful. No one wants to do. Many there be who from the grace of God, that you may not already in use.

> It is in the books, although it is less
"Nobody"
The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. The reader noticed that all the time walking form, the author wrote that the Defense of the genius of "legs to be stretched."

Where the price of returning the envelope. One time I stopped in a few times, it is noted on the envelope shall cut down the twelve into itself,. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind, and he died with the usual elements has to be handed over to the writing mode. And I also will come in after to read a sumptuous feast, the king himself to go by Stephen, they love to him, to review of Harry Potter. He writes himself, which is the effect of God, "If any people who are 12 or 11 to the Harry Potter kids to read, and read, in an age to go, Stephen said to them, Then the king, when they get older. "And he was quite right. Ironically, that what is not. Read" Harry Potter "Is Stephen King is fit to eat.

You need a minor villain who doesn't actually do anything properly evil when the main antagonist just shows up for 10 pages at the end of the first books

>Her eyes float like smears of fish scales on her candle-wax stump of a head

BASED

like a piano made of frozen windex

should've copied it from the other harry potter thread open about Lucious and dobby

this pasta is getting more stale by the day

>having that shit memorised
Truely autistic

What's your favourite line in a Harry Potter film Sup Forums?

>DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME HARRY POTTER! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I KILL YOU! I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT LEAVE YOUR EYES!!!

There really needs to be more Wizard People threads

wizard people all voted hillary

Someone give me the quick rundown on this meme

you okay, dullposter? you sound tired

Enemies of the heir beware
MUDBLOODS,YOU’RE NEXT

lol

When Malfoy is grilling Hermione on her mudblood heritage and tells her to "bite the curb"

I was like Jesus, but then I realized Sam Raimi guest-directed that scene.

>Dazzler is a man who has obviously never heard the laugh of a lover. Never heard the phrase "you're fine" from a doctor