Well, Sneed, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chuck.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Sneed.
Ah- Sneed with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Sneed's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Sneeeed! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Sneed? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said sneed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers sneed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "sneed hams."
Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Sneed burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For sneed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them sneed hams despite the fact that they are obviously chuck'd.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your Feed & Seed? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Sneed.
The house is on fire!
No, Mother!
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Sneed, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Help.
Help!
Well, Sneed, I made it- despite your directions
Wow great thread OP, I hope you slice your dick off for wasting server space.
looks like Sneed's back on the menu boys
His post wasn't funny, but there's no need to bully the guy. Server space isn't as costly as you might think, believe it or not.
Moot
Based
Not based
Ok moot your a fucking fag go back to programming whatever botnet program your working on at Google.
This had potential, but since its almost entirely contained to switching around the names it falls completely flat.
>And you call them sneed hams despite the fact that they are obviously chuck'd.
This is what the reader wants, this clever allegory that actually creates a symbiotic relationship between "steamed hams" and "sneed's feed and seed".
So, i'm sorry user, but i'm afraid you're out.
I know you have the ability and the will to improve, so definetly get back to us when you've on this a bit more.
sneed
that fat guy isn't chuck, he was just sitting there. chuck actually is not pictured because he sold the store to sneed long ago.
can we at least improve this together? as a community?
Of courshe!
Why can't they have the same name?
S N E E D
>t. Superintendent Chuck
SNEED POSTERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
STEAMED KEKS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Are we not getting banned for Sneedposting any more? Lovely.
SNEEDING
CHUCKED
Brothers...
Chuck 'em.
This meme has officially passed the event horizon and became so stupid it actually made me laugh.
same 2bh
BASED
this
also this
We truly are in the second golden age of Sneedposting, I hope Jagposting comes back too
Cringe
GTFO reddit fag
sneed :)
bump
thanks OP for making me laugh
NO NO NO OH OOOOUHUHUH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASNEEDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
based
sneed
...
WHAT.A.THREAD.
based
hey sneed check these
what the frickin heck
checked
I recently got a 14 day ban for sneedposting. It all depends on which mods are online.
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Well Seymour, I made it despite your directions
>Ahh, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're unprepared for an unforgettable booty call!
>yeah
*skinner enters the kitchen and gets gangraped*
>oh ye gods, my rump is ruined! But... what if I were to purchase an onahole and disguise it as my own ass? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
>s-superintendent, I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! pre copulation exercise, care to join me?
>why is there cum coming out of your ass, Seymour
>oh, that isnt cum, its lube! lube from the lubed clam you're fucking.... mmmm, lubed clam!
>I hope you're prepared for mouth wattering anal!
>I thought I was having lubed clam
>oh ho ho no, I said lubed hams! that's what I call my asshole
>you call your asshole lubed hams?
>yes! It's a regional dialect
>what region?
>uh, shadbase?
>really? Well I'm one of his patrons and I've never heard anyone use the phrase lubed hams
>oh, no, its a paheal expression
>I see
*ass fucking intensifies*
>you know this ass is quite similar to the ones they have at bad dragon
>oh no no no, ooooold family genetics!
>for lubed hams
>yes!
>and you call them lubed hams despite the fact that they are obviously dry
>I... you know...one thing I should... excuse me for a second
>of course
>*yawn* aaaah that was wonderful, good time was had by all!
>yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
>Aurora bukakkealis?
>a... Aurora Bukakkealis? at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this side of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
>yes!
>... may I see it?
>... no
>HELP, SEYMOUR, I'M GETTING RAPED
>no, mother, that's just the eastern delights
>well seymour, you are an odd bitch, but I must say... you lube a good ham
>HELP
>HEEEEEAAUUGHGGHHGGHHGHGGH
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Chucked and kuked
kek what the fuck? The worst I got was 1 day ban and a warning another time.
I don't wanna fuck lady Seymour but I totally do
Are mods gonna remove these steamed ham posters like they do with sneedposters in simpsons threads? stay on topic
kino
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It's that one faggot jannie from reddit who literally cries with rage when his precious steamed-reddits meme gets dethroned
tru kino
I got a 2 week for entering reylo general
this is the meme the board sneeds
youtube.com
Mods have the power but we have the Sneed
Maybe you shouldn't spam that reddit shit.
youtube.com
How can sneedheads even compete????
>that picture
fucking Sup Forums man
So you think you've got friends in high places
With the power to put us on the run?
Well forgive us these smiles on our faces
You'll know what power is when we are done
Son
You're playing with the big guys now
Playing with the big guys now
And Sneed is the old man inside running the store /sneedlore
>tmods are handing out 7-14 day bans for off topic threads left and right
Looks like I have finally found a reason to leave this life sucking site once and for all.
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what is chuck then?
Name a more iconic performance. Go ahead, I'll wait.
absolutely based, steamed redditposters will never come up with something this based
classic
>chuck sells fuck and suck
iconic
What Sneed was formerly
Now I see the truth
A DARING SNEEDTHESIS
chuck and sneed are in the house tonight
everybody just have a good time
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sneed lol
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Formerly Dick's
>Steamed Hams isn't reddi-
Based whirrposter
Based based-poster
I love sneedy boys :D
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>shadman
based based poster
based based based poster poster
whud up sneeders?
saved from page 10
>I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable feed.
screenshotted to post on r/Sup Forums xD
kill the skinnerjobs
Sneed
post link
I truly wish you the worst in life, and not just you. Steamed hams poster, sneed posters and anyone stupid and malleable enough that you cunts got to go along with you, you're all just fucking garbage and I unironically hope you get cancer and die a slow and painful death surrounded by no one because you're all such human garbage that I doubt anyone would care if you died today. Fuck you, fucking kill yourselves.
BASED sneedposters
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SNEETHING
good post
cancer
You are a big hobo
WE WILL NOT BE
D E F E E D E D
Sneed?
reply if you think sneed got swagger
All my recent bans are from Reylo general.