What is their endgame?

What is their endgame?

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*snorts coke*

>raising your husband's daughter
cuckquean

Threesome

Do women even like to watch guys making out?

Some do, most absolutely do not.
Most women find male homosexuality disgusting when integrated into their own sexuality, very very few are willing to be involved with a man who has had homosexual experiences, even if the women in question are bisexual or are pro-gay/fag hags.

is that the kid from Terminator 2?
you called moi a dipshit meme guy?

mentally damaged liberal women claim it's a "turn on". for the same reason many of them date soyboys.

Stranger Things kids.

l-lewd

spawning the next generation of byers boys

Well Will clearly isn't going to so someone has to I guess.

This.

This to a lesser extent.

Why is that?
I know 99% of dudes get off on 2 girls, but why is that not the same when the roles are reversed?
Like, biologically speaking, is it that we're that different mentally/instinctively?

Women have a better aesthetic for it I guess.
Also, men are generally more likely to be into weird stuff like scat or pukeplay or cutting off your own nipples while injecting toxic chemicals into your cock until it explodes.

>99%
I never got the girl/girl stuff. What's the point? Where's the dingus go?

The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Beta

Women are sexually very boring.
Being "kinky" to a woman is some light BDSM play a la 50 shades.

>tfw no winona mistress

You just KNOW....

when did that happen in stranger things

Dude have you ever seen threesome vids?

>mfw he's not wrong

why does she care so much what the texture of her pusy gunk is like?

right is a heroin junkie, right?

there are tons of causes for dark saggy eyebags, including a genetic predisposition or sleep deprivation. Why'd you go straight to heroin anyway, coke is a lot more popular with actors

Global hegemony of zombies

>coke residue on arm

to save the world from cocaine by sniffing it faster than it can be made until any cocaine that is produced goes directly to them and nobody else need ever take cocaine again, godspeed you powdered angels, godspeed

he literally got stopped at the airport with coke on his jacket a few months back.

Charlie and Joe would unironically make a cute couple

Method acting. Being a quintessential 80’s couple, they have to be bound together thru a love of coke.

natalia is such a fucking cute jesus christ

the mad man is holding an eight ball right out in the open

jesus fucking christ, what awful outfits. do they think they look good? fashionable? trend setters? fucking awful and pretentious

In my dad's wedding pictures you can see 2 feet high mountains of cocaine. The woman he married then was also the lover of Mick Jagger and Jack Nicholson among others, and who know's who my dad was sticking it into at the time. The only sort of internationally famous ones I know he went out with were Sylvia Kristel and Iman (whom he hated, that relationship lasted like a week), David Bowie's later wife.

Fun fact: he would later vehemently deny his cocaine use (he quit in the 90's).
RIP dad

your dad sounds cool

OP pic looks alright

How do I get my hair like on left?

no it doesnt

as a straight woman, i'd rather look at women kissing.

I hear this a lot.

Meh. I’ve had girlfriends that think dudes making out is totally hot. They are usually the same ones that want to peg you.

Did he ever do coke with you?

No. He really regretted his drug use later in life. He only admitted to smoking weed, and said he "had experimented" with LSD when he was young just a day before he died.

I agree I think she looks cute at least

is that patrick swayze's head shopped onto parker

Because women's sexuality is malleable compared to men's, actual studies have shown this.

Nah, that’s her head. She’s just gone thru several tightening sessions over the years.

>tfw walking around pretending to be celebrities but are actually just e-celebs

Sad.

Cocaine.

how good is cocaine
how long does it stay good

I want to know too.

how'd you know it was her if you think it's someone else's head? recognize her knees?

cool, that's helpful.
hey, could anyone tell me and my little brother here how to get our hair like that?

She will give birth to our lord & saviour.

>listening to music with just an ear

I fucking hate doing this

the longest coats

the hair, actually

Sauce?

her autobiographic film

i'm ok with this but if she put on like 8 lbs she'd be top tier qt

>Charlie and Joe would unironically make a cute couple
Agreed.

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