This is a cryprid that lives in ohio. It is a large humanoid frog. Here is an excerpt from the page
"The story tells of the businessman watching the figures converse for a while until one of the creatures held a wand over its head and fired a spray of sparks, startling the observer into fleeing the scene"
A wand of sparks? like Shadilay? More evidence of meme magic?
That's not all, the latest reported sighting of the frog was august 3 THIS YEAR. Just few weeks after the Cleveland RNC.
What are these creatures in relation to kek? What do they want?
I just posted this in another thread, and as soon as i did an user got trips with the post "We will all turn into loveland frogs"
Then the thread 404'd. This is getting too deep man. I'm getting really scared.
>Two weeks after that incident, a police officer named Mark Matthews had another encounter with the creature. He reported seeing something crouched along the ice while driving and thought it was an injured or dead animal. He intended to remove it from the road but claims the creature stood erect on its hind legs. Matthews recounted shooting at the creature which then hobbled over the guardrail and into the river.
What a patriot. Sees a legendary creature from the realms of mystique and wonder, then he just immediately decides to start shooting it.
He will be one of the first to go when the uprising beings and frogs reclaim the earth.
Connor Cruz
That was a kappa not a frog. But thanks
Jordan Carter
A frog to be A frog to die A transformation in disguise Whoever wanders with a wand Will cast a spell within the pond
>Shadilay Whats this? I took a break from the internet for the last week
Isaiah Hernandez
that has been around for longer than a week
Charles Price
I remember some tinfoil from russian lj from few years ago, who though that world elites are dogmen, trying to degrade humanity into animal state. Turns out he was somewhat right. topkek
Isaac Reyes
The troops of chaos and light made manifest!
Jayden Taylor
Well this is my first encounter of it.
Kayden Stewart
lurk more
Oliver Phillips
>turning into a giant frog
I am actually ok with this
Eli Jenkins
A song by a band called P.E.P.E. that came out in the 70's under the Magic Sound record label with a green frog on the cover.
Jonathan Carter
its not an old theory confirmed
Phil Schneider says psychic/telekentic 8' tall Blue Orcs (amphibians / lizards) live underground and eat people >youtube phil schneider
Kyle Odom says interdimensional frogs from mars run the world >youtube kyle odom spree shooter
Ancient aztecs/mayans have various legends/paintings of blue people sacrificing and cannibalizing people.
Various modern representations are out there too: Avatar, Battlefield earth (blue and dreadlocks), hindu gods (blue and dreadlocks), michael from underworld blue supervampire hybrid,and even "blue angels"
Samuel Ortiz
>tfw lurked for 3 months before my first post
Wyatt Bailey
Never mind forgot about that song by P.E.P.E.
Jordan Diaz
It's funny you mention this. I heard this urban legend while listening to a last podcast on the left a few days ago.
Eli Sanchez
Yeah just remembered it
Jack Howard
Frogs are all connected to mother earth. She doesn't like what we are doing to her so she is fixing things. In an ecosystem frogs are the most sensitive to changes.
She is manipulating our collective conscious. The world is too large for her to do it all at once so she uses groups of people. Her strongest influence is on Trump.
Screencap this. It will be proven.
Adam Lewis
This election. This year. This everything.
I refuse to believe we're in real life anymore. We're living a GTA satirical parody of reality.
>those wiki leaks about aliens >the radio singles >that "Dyson sphere" >had a relative from Arizona call me about floating lights in the sky. >confirmed shadow governments
I'm done. My brain has just been splattered.
Luis Ward
Blue angels,that's soul reaver,is it all connected?
Jonathan Campbell
>We're living a GTA satirical parody of reality. too true
Dylan Russell
I feel sorry for everyone who wasn't well versed in conspiracy in the early 2000's leading to this election cycle.
I spent obama's entire term learning about every single conspiracy and in 2016 nearly all of them have been proven true.
Deus Ex is a documentary Conan the Barbarian is a documentary the Lord of the Rings is the TRUE HISTORY of humanity which may have taken place on Mars
Cooper Thompson
>the Lord of the Rings is the TRUE HISTORY of humanity which may have taken place on Mars God I hope so.
>tfw we are living in Metal Gear Solid
Sebastian Reyes
>open catalog just in time to see thread about frog people >click it just in time to get 404 >wtf guys
John Howard
>tfw researching random conspiracy related terms in google circi early 2000's finding crazy ass foreign websites talking about the most outlandish shit ever and loving every minute of it
Jayden Powell
i shit you fucking not i saw a light in the sky appear for a few seconds then it warped away like a shooting star. Its animations or whatever were abstract/weird/surreal not just a comet
Logan Powell
If someone told me 2 years ago about all of this, and that i shall be in front seat of that shitshow, discussing it with anons across the world on korean image board and praising ancient egiptian deity, i'd broke this crazy fucker's nose
Jace Lopez
Ok I get deus ex,but explain lotr on Mars and obviously conan was real just with added magic,so an alternate history before the dimensions diverged
Nolan Sullivan
>this bizarro reality is also bothering Russians I am really relieved to hear this. It's like we aren't in the real world anymore.
Joseph King
sounds like a wendigo. the location is right.
Wyatt Robinson
"On the night of 3 August 2016, two teenagers playing Pokemon Go between Loveland Madeira Road and Lake Isabella reported seeing a giant frog near the lake which "stood up and walked on its hind legs"
If they were playing PokemonGo then why the fuck didn't they switch to the camera and take a pic of them?
Lincoln Young
Some Lovecraftian shit there mang.
Cooper Reed
>Meet something new >Immediately start shooting at it If Darwin had been American, there'd be no animals left alive.
Aaron Allen
Absolutely Lovecraftian
Xavier Moore
Witnessed! Praise Kek! SHADILAY!
Zachary Russell
what did Ted mean by this?
Isaac Johnson
Someone where in a higher plane of existence a being identical to you is playing a version of GTA that takes place in our "universe".
David Morgan
they did actually. I found the news article about it
Julian Green
Forgot the pic
Levi Cooper
you don't need to worry about that.
Isaiah Stewart
kek has sick gainz
HAIL KEK
Ryan Carter
Lord Kek has personally manifested in a swing state to ensure his chosen one wins.
We all know that he walks outside of time and can retroactively change the past.
Sebastian Brooks
Like my friend said, with whom i share some of this madness: >darkness...I want back to USSR now... Shut the borders, fuck the rest of the world. take kefir, take half a loaf of bread and go on factory shift. Brains dont foul, and only care is family, work and country... world is mad. and seems so, been that for a while
You, definetly, not alone. Even blue pilled russians nervous about what's happening in Europe, for example.
Ayden King
You're all going to croak
Benjamin Cruz
>watching the figures converse for a while until one of the creatures held a wand over its head and fired a spray of sparks
Holy fug
Henry Adams
On September 10, 2008, CERN activated the Large Hadron Collider for the first time. It was operated at an extremely high power level, burning out much of the machine. Publicly, this was announced as a failure/accident, but in actuality, it accomplished the task it was built for.
This was the moment that our dimension was overlaid onto another dimension. It's when Berenstein Bears became Berenstain Bears, and when meme magic became real.
Luke Adams
Praise KEK!
Nathaniel Garcia
One day the cult of Kek shall disappear in a shadow. We shall fade into legend and when next we return it will be thousands of years from now as a group that controls and dictates all things from some unknown precipice.
Eli Rogers
good, this is all good why in the world would anyone want to live in a world devoid of magic
Zachary Gonzalez
RARE PHOTO FOUND
Ethan Robinson
Assuming this were true.. what could be (((their))) motivation? Giving us power seems like the last thing (((they'd))) want to do.
Hudson Mitchell
I didn't know it was even possible for the most trusting Russian to be blue pilled.
Chase Ross
I do. I'd welcome back the concept of living in a grey world instead of one's with confirmed supreme evils and confirmed supreme goods.
This whole situation has broke down and now I feel that I have to make some decisions about who I should start praying too. Heaven and Hell is now on the table, but there's so many contradictory sources that I don't know what to fucking believe.
Bentley James
Whoa this is spooky
I live around 30 minutes away from Loveland too
Nathaniel Price
You must take a pilgrimage to bring glory to Kek. Shadilay, brother.
Hunter Taylor
>that "Dyson sphere" What's that about?
John Anderson
Just leave you autistic sick '"man'"
Hudson Green
The advanced frog civilisation in prehistoric Ohio was hunted to almost near extinction by settling native americans.
Using that flickering light method (when a plantary body floats in front of the sun) they found a solar system which sun is blinking very erratically, hinting that not only HUGE objects are floating passed the sun, but in every which way, outside the projected orbital plane of the solar system. Defying the known way that solar systems form from disks of dust.
Posting from phone so I can't actually pull this shit up atm.
Austin Price
>that "Dyson sphere" Or you asking what it means? Hypthetical megastructure, that advance space civilization could build around star, to harness its energy
Benjamin Thomas
A world with magic is a world with Moloch.
The elite made their god real, allowing them to exercise absolute power in the last 8 years since then. Kek was not part of their plan. They had carefully spent the preceding century spreading godlessness, so that they would have no competition in the newly changed world. In their arrogance, they never imagined that they had opened the door to a power that could grow to eclipse their own.
nice its basically a massive solar panel that you build around a sun, can be built in different ways. a full dome, scattered platforms, whatever.
they found a sun that has one built around it. confirming the obvious fact that there exists life beyond earth.
William Russell
Did you think this was a motherfucking game?
Connor Butler
praise kek
Aiden Morris
Who are they
Jason Butler
PRAISE HIM
Ayden Baker
WITNESSED
Luke Bailey
So you're saying they didn't count on our autism. The seriously, who the fuck would have guessed this course of events?
>Autismos start jokingly celebrating the repetition of integers on their post numbers. >Some fag makes a comic with a frogheaded man that becomes a popular meme. >Autists find out ancient KANGZ worship frogheaded god that created the universe through repeating numbers. >Cult formed around frogheaded god on nazi/ancap basket weaving board
They dun goofed
Hudson Kelly
>implying that we shall not become picrelated
Jace Gonzalez
We are pic related
William Richardson
Dubs gets put as leader!
Aiden Brown
>story tells of the businessman >Trump is a businessman
Brody Watson
I can finally relive my childhood.
Elijah Fisher
PRAISE KEK >WE GIVE YOU OUR MIGHTY DUBS AND AWAIT OUR NEW PERFECT FORM
Jacob Hernandez
Does this have anything to do with the dogmen/werewolves reported up north?
Chase Cooper
>That's not all, the latest reported sighting of the frog was august 3 THIS YEAR. Just few weeks after the Cleveland RNC.
sauce?
Bentley Harris
All of reality is beginning to distort and take on the properties of sympathetic imagination, the overlaid it with another with CERN and now things are spinning out of their control, frogmen, dogmen, mothmen the imagined is beginning to take shape and thus we use this magic to propel TRUMP to victory
Robert Hernandez
Fuck, that's... A good point. Every time I read about the Mandela effect or strange changes, nobody ever mentioned the LHC. Something has happened, or is happening, and Kek wills it.
Noah Green
>Implying there isn't many factions of humanoid beings, terrestrial, extraterrestrial, and inner terrestrial all fighting for control over Earth
Owen Gutierrez
Nigger you're going to need to share the lord of the rings stuff
Jayden Brooks
>tfw we are living in Metal Gear Solid We're getting closer to Metal Gear Rising.
Thomas Martinez
Shit guys one of these just burst into my living room. What do?
