Why didn't he just get his own Woody?

why didn't he just get his own Woody?

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They were rare. Besides, it seemed like he got more than one woody by buying the doll.

He did as soon as he got Woody.

Because he has erectile dysfunction.

He's a cheapskate. Did you not notice how his plan was to sell them at a high high price?

Wow, the same exact joke three posts in a row? That's interesting.

>mfw I flashback to when I was a baby and would get and erection and my mother would flick it and say "WOODYWOODYWOODYWOODY"

Drawing inflation comics doesn't really bring in the dough

>when I was a baby and would get and erection
This sounds implausible, but if I'll get put on a list if I google "baby erection"

This derails the thread.

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Very intradesting indeed...

he wanted to play with andys woody

She still tells the story...

man,he would be a great KH boss

Baby males get erections all the time. That's why when they pee its straight at you instead of off to the side and down like it would be if it was soft.

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Haha your mom touched your baby penis

You better be glad you are anonymous

Because he's fat and autistic and has poor impulse control.

what the fuck

did she at least let you finish?

Did you talked to her about it?

fpbp

Wow you made me laugh so hard that I was actually in tears.

Is it weird that I read that out on pic related's voice?

You and the mess your post caused is going to get capped for use in Sup Forums YLYL threads, cap this

Underrated.

Dude, she tells me about it. It was incredibly embarrassing whenever I would bring friends/girls over and she would talk about that shit.

I know it's just coincidence but christ, my memories are really getting muddled

God I wish that were me

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Screencap

Now

OP here, what the fuck

W E W

>Don't worry if your baby boy seems to enjoy touching or rubbing his penis, giving himself an erection, as this is perfectly normal infant behavior, notes Anita Sethi, research scientist at the Child and Family Policy Center at New York University, in "Parenting" magazine. Your baby will eventually outgrow the habit on his own.

I don't think I outgrew it.

Kekkeroni. Include me in the screenshot.

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>haha xD we did it Reddit! Include me in le ebic screencap lol

Underrated

He didn't deserve what happened to him. How could he know the toys were alive? The man just wanted to make a living, and Andy's mom was already selling a shitload of his toys without asking him anyway.

All this shit above my post? That's some A+ Sup Forums shit right there.

>its another user make shit up so he can get into a screencap episode

Where does the shitposting begins?

EUROPE

Tell me about your father.

>I was a baby and would get and erection
That's not possible.

>butthurt cuz people on the internet are not paying attention to you
It's okay, user. You are still important.

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>Haha your mom touched your baby penis
I wish a chick would touch my baby penis...

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Are you sure it's not something that happened recently and you're not misremembering?

Literally Dobson

Nigger, he stole Woody by kicking a skateboard into stuff they were trying to sell and cracking the lock on their money case, right after she told him Woody was an old family toy and not for sale. He wasn't exactly innocent. "Mint in box" collectors are all subhumans anyway.

Holy shit user.

just remember that your head and probably mouth touched your mother's vagina

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Can you imagine how difficult it was for Al to resist hot-gluing Jessie?

If you haven't outgrown touching your penis by the age of 18 it means you're a repressed sexual deviant

They were rare you fucking idiot OP

>implying he didn't
silly user

Ouch.

I wish that wasn't the most recent time my baby dick has touched a vagina...

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They had to be delivered in mint condition, no?

Do you really think Al calls in Geri to clean up his dolls whenever he gets too enthusiastic with them?

what the fuck

why though

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oh fuck, I'm dying

Holy shit, your mom is a bitch.

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A now classic post.

I just watched an episode of Rocket Power and I accidentally read it as 'WOOGIDYWOOGIDYWOOGIDYWOOGIDY'

eBay didn't exist ba-oh wait, it did. Fack.

fuck you, it's almost four in the morning here and I'm trying to not wake everyone up with laughter

Oh jesus christ. this is why i keep coming back to Sup Forums

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I used to hump the floor when I was a kid.

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actually babies CAN get an erection, even before being "born" still inside the womb.

As we all know, sexual organs are purely cosmetic until age 18

I've seen lots of videos of underage penises, only very rarely do they get erections

We're talking about babies. They stop being able to get erections in a few months. It only returns in puberty. I don't know the details but infant erections don't have anything to do with sexual stimmuli.
Also kill yourself actual pedophile.

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twas for research, I swear

Does she still do it?

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I dont know whats worse this guy or the guy from Sup Forums who made his mother spread in front of him

I was a caesarian

You cant just say these things without proof

Please tell me you don't have kids.

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Never change motherfuckers

>All these replies

Its like a nuclear reaction, once a post gets a critical mass of (you)s more just add to it for the sake of it. Its a N(you)clear explosion.

Hey user can I get a sauce on that pic you're postin?

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MY FUCKING SIDES

Well, his last name was Newman.

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