*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

HELLO FREAK BITCHES

Whats this mode called?

Fire hydrant

e-woke mode

he's getting in shape to play joe rogan

*steps over you without breaking stride*

Imagine a full size man holding dumbells that comparatively large. This is fucked. Do midget have some super high strength to body mass ratio?

is this the "actors who i could beat in a fight" thread?

Celebrity's you know you could beat in a fight

Is this a playable race in the new wow expac?

Yes, they're like ants

why does this guy look like he's going to let me know about code word O-N-N-I-T and then offer me some post work out elk meat all while discussing coyotes and hounding me for my stance on medical marijuana?

Someone post the copypasta

they usually have a very high bone density, plus their stubby limbs mean shorter range of motion.

>I'm putting together a team

I didn't know they made 10oz plates.

Imagine being the short guy of the group when everyone else is a midget

Clearly not because Troyvon Spartan there would wreck you.

>Steps over him and carry on

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

Been a while since I've seen this pasta.

Does he even weigh 20 pounds?

>when the microman gets more than you ever will

WeeMan is fantasy dwarf level height. The others are more freakish.

dat lil nigga strong

Looks very kick-able, but I bet he has some moves.

>waddles as quick as he possibly can
>5 minutes later
>manages to get in front of you again
*blocks your path again*

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>this is your average /fit/izen

This has probably happened, people have literally stepped over this guy instead of going around

>he pays bitches to fuck him

left to right
6"1' 5"11' 6"2' 6"3'

KEK

at least he can afford to

>Imagine a full size man holding dumbells that comparatively large
jesus that would be pretty insane now that you mention it

Do pedos find midgets sexually attractive

Gnome improvement

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Spicy

fuck you

ALL BUSINESS ALL THE TIME

bretty gud

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Mild chuckle

>yfw hookers ruin your orgasm

He's like an ant, he can lift 3x his own weight.

10 fucking pounds

Somebody smarter than me do the math

Yes but they are the weights are much denser than the human body. That means that scaled to the same volume the weights would probably weight a shitload more than the average man is capable of curling.

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Hmm, according to my calculations he's been acting for nearly 24 years.

he's curling almost half his bodyweight

>marriage got annulled
Doesn't that mean they didn't even fuck?

Also there are 10 pound weights on each side plus the weight of the bar so these are probably like 25 pounds