How many suicides when Trump wins?
How many suicides when Trump wins?
I think we know the first
Me because I can finally die happy.
MAGA
hahah. Only massive geysers of salty tears from those who think Trump will win despite all evidence to the contrary. I'll be eagerly watching here on November 8.
half
6 Million
Most of the DNC party, by multiple gun shots to the back of the head.
fuck trump and fuck white people
If he win me and my niqqas finna roll up on all ya pastey ass peckerwood crackas with your make american great again shit. it gonna be open season on u faggets
We cut them stamps and watch you lazy niggers starve.
Not enough.
A bunch of psychological unstable childish adults with a crushed world.
What would you say? My guess: all of them.
A racewar against Whites would end badly for any race. We're 63% of the population, and the vast majority of those in the army. It would be literal racial suicide.
This
underrated post
not enough
I'm sure it will be labeled a suicide.
Clintons will have to clean ship. Many of their associates will suddenly start becoming interested in bodybuilding. Some will lose control of the barbell and have their throats crushed, others will overdose on creatine and die of a heartattack, while others still will commit suicide because their muscle insertions of their pecs are suboptimal.
how many suicides when he loses?
Hillary possibly, all the special interest groups she'd fucked over and lost millions for would be scary
Weiners out for shillary
A few
>wolf blitzer
>megan kelly
>that one fag at cnn that does stuff in front of the screen all the time
>chuck "the cuck" todd
>cenk "there is no historical evidence that the armenian genocide happened' uygur
>rachel maddow
I believe that Anderson Cooper will actually vote Trump when he's alone in that booth
Who else goes on the list?
>black person talking like borat imitating black people
good one bro
Canada needs to get cracking on a border fence asap.
Muhfukah sheeit nowhaimsayin?
Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbuilt you dumb Yugoslav.
6 gorillion.
Don't forget Don Lemon.
I hope for zero suicides and many conversions to Christianity.
Suicides?
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
you seem incredibly frustrated. get some bad news recently?
Hopefully 10s of thousands of SJWs off themselves. Trump will just be president elect and already making the country great again.
> working in San Francisco
> voting in Las Vegas
i'm going to drive back to San Francisco overnight that Tuesday just to see the glorious butthurt
I'm going to encourage people to commit suicide when Trump wins.
>German bantz at there best
Not enough
perfect
144,000 self kills. Fuck them though for pussying USA.
Nice. Good song.
What ever number it is, it won't be enough.
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Saw Tool last night
Lucky fucker.
As soon as they announce a UK tour I'm booking tickets. Favourite band, despite how much of a cuck Maynard revealed himself to be with the latest Puscifer video.
>suicide
Good one.
>Tool
>Europe
>ever
They'll have to put out a new album before they tour Europe again
Oh goodness! Someone tell those poor souls that they don't have to be /fit/, just fit. It's rather unfortunate that numerous businessmen and bankers over the age of 45 will be hitting the gym and OD'ing on exercise-related substances. It sure is a sad world.
About 30. Nothing to worry about.
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Depends, anyone commit suicide after Bernie?
Fucking cuck. Anyone who supports and votes for Clinton should be deported.
Maybe no suicides. But there will be a LOT of deaths. You know which side will riot if they lose.
>Tool
>New album
That's the real problem. On pins and needles til that day. If they release it this year, after Trump wins, then current year will be best year.
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Saw tool three times this year and a trump victory is very possible. This has already been the best current year ever
>A woman, whose name was redacted, was found on Wednesday evening by her roommate, dead, with three gunshot wounds on the back of her head and holding a Glock pistol.
>The woman, henceforth referred to as Jill, was a registered Democrat who had voted for Hillary Clinton in the United State's eventful election three weeks ago.
>Jill was a fervent supporter for Clinton, frequently tweeting her support and fact-checking the recently-elected President Donald Trump's claims. Her roommate had also claimed that Jill frequently browsed the Hillary Clinton subreddit, as well as Sup Forums's Politically Incorrect board, a pro-Trump forum where Jill would participate in fact-correcting activities.
>"You did this, Trump, you did it!" said Jill's roommate, "If it wasn't for you f**king bigot being elected and throwing this country into the dumps, Jill would not have died! Resign immediately!"
>Recently, several opinion surveys and polls show that a large majority of Americans, with numbers ranging from 52% to 84% of the population, support a redo of the elections. The popular support for a re-election mirrors that of the prevailing view in the UK for a re-polling for Brexit.
>Donald Trump's approval rating, as reported by the CNN, is 17%. According to polls, at least 70% of the American population support Trump resigning. Our own polls, conducted by a randomly chosen group of people on Twitter, show that 91% of people demand that Trump resign.
Smoke your weed and actually try to write an album tool
Couldn't find a gif.
over 9000
Not enough....
Saw Tool years and years ago in Glasgow, supporting Ministry. Maynard was a fucking freak. Is he still?
You laugh, but it actually happened in germany. One of the higher-ups of the piraty party of german suicided after AfD won big-league.
telegraph.co.uk
>yfw he killed his best friend before and wheeled him around the city, before taking his own life