Uber Invasion#8 storytime

In the previous issue the Germans lost their most fit and Aryan battleship to a bunch of black men with super speed and diamond knifes. How will they ever recover

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>Maria has made a literal road of diamonds
Sweet Jesus

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You see this is why Maria is a waifu, she will throw herself into your arms and will bully your enemies.

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>Maria also makes flesh puppets
Ok now it's getting horrifying

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So the catalyst also makes you addictive to it

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Missions success

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>Implying Maria is going to die
That's all for this month, now we wait another month or two.

Well at least we got someone who is actually going to do something about the Eastern Front but I still love Maria.

I love how all these jack-boot authoritarians like Stalin are pissing themselves because they know they cant do anything about her.

Thanks for posting OP. I hope we get some Uber conflict in the next issue but this was a good issue.

OOOOOH YEAH ITS UBER TIME!!!!

what scares me the most is that I don't think she is crazy, much on the other way, I think she is far smarter than anyone take her for.
and she has literally the powers of a god

she's trying to make sure that any other battleship-class activates can think for themselves, and won't just be Stalin's brainwashed lackeys.

Overpowered as fuck.

The world will be a smoking ball of death by the end of this

I hope there is more to it. like, some link to the origins of the catalyst

Based Slavfu

if there is, I doubt she understands it.

maybe she does, because she was different than anyone else.

I never thought about it like that. It'd be interesting if the key to making the catalyst was some kind of disdain for authority combined with the will to live.

well maria meant to be the thematic counterpoint to all the other ubers. who just follow orders, commit atrocities, and get killed. but if she were just amazing free thinking hero katyusha, it would break the setting. instead she's absurdly powerful with a mind of her own, but also totally insane, and unmanageable for the purposes of actually winning the war for anyone

the only thing that infuriates me more than using trucks made from 1958 onward is that one eye is brown in the second panel

Well, well. Vycacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov. One of my favourite historical figures of this time period. Nice to see him showing his stony face in this story at last.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZIL-157
I know how american trucks look like, friendo

That stare. Means we now get a Drang nach Westen?

Yeah, they can basically kill whoever they want at this point, but I'll drop this book if they do Maria.
She's the only fun character the entire dire enterprise has.

Imagine my shock

Creator gods tend to get torn apart (and cannibalized) by those that come after them in myths so Maria has really bad chances from a storytelling standpoint.
It's a damn shame that the most sane and entertaining person in the story is the one that is probably going to be messed with.
People just never learn to just not poke the bear.

good, then you will notice that the lend-lease trucks look almost identical. almost as if the post wwii trucks were modelled on the american ones...

So does this mean that all battleships can make the catalyst?

What makes him one of your favorites?

Old thread link?

>Still working for Stalin.

Mindless sheep.

wouldn't a road made of diamonds during the winter be slippery as fuck ?

She is super crazy.

Hope she explodes the little creep.

The fact that her catalyst seems to be addictive while no other Uber has ever had that problem seems to make the opposite point.

Any halo activated Uber should theoretically be able to make catalyst, as the halo is actually reality warping. Surprisingly enough, the Germans haven't tried this despite having the lead in biological and mechanical applications of halo usage. Maria herself might not be able to produce quality catalyst, and presumably can't create the Zephyr catalyst by herself, as it requires external additives during creation.

she probably can manipulate the texture on a molecular level so it is rugged enough to be better than an ordinary road. carbon, man. it is very versatile

it would be either slippery as glass or abrasive enough to turbofuck rubber tires depending on how you texture it

I unironically like Stalin

Only Filthy capitalist and butthurt fascist hates Stalin.

No asinine rant from Kieron this issue?

You want ointment for that burn friendo?

Maria CAN'T make zephyr catalist because she doesn't know such a thing exists. Give her a sample and that might change. As for the catalyst she's giving them, it might be slightly different.

Also, I don't believe for an instant that Maria hasn't thought that Stalin wants her dead and that Blondie could very well the cover agent tasked to kill her.

She either doesn't care or has some kind of failsafe.

Which one?

Yes but that wouldn't work, for the reasons explains.

Basically diamonds are a horrible building material for a road, even worse than gold.

And the people who got sent to a Gulag by him.

Which as we all know were a very select few.

>Alternate history where the nazis won
yawn

took long enough for this post

Does the pure halo stack not do anything negative, jew hulk got fucked and became generally useless, but Maria has nothing wrong going for her.

Aside from the madness...

Physical stack fucks up the body, halo stack the mind?

Maria was crazy before becoming a superhuman

Rui

* RUINED ;_;

And that didn't exactly help.

That never fucking happened.

I like to think if anything, she is less crazy than she was without her power. There is crazy thinking, and thinking crazy, right now she's on the latter.

Anyways, Gillen is a sjw commie sympathizing shit writer, and so on and whatever more.

no the heavies are only flawed because they had no time to perfect the design, like the germans had with the standard panzermench. Jew hulk was just overstacked on flawed model of how the heavy should work, so her legs were fucked and her knees buckled. presumably the germans just got lucky with the blitzmensch or else those helmets are really there to make sure their halo doesn't backfire and explode their heads,

*rolls eyes*

fuck off with this already

We don't know that she's pure halo. In fact, considering she survived an explosion that chunked about seven other people and has grown a few feet, she almost certainly isn't pure halo.

Pure stacks fuck you up, it's all about getting the right balance.

>comics don't belong on Sup Forums

not this nazi fanwank garbage

A few feet? More like inches.

But yes, and considering the force of that explosion it's likely that she has even more than 24 activations there have to be at least one or two physical in her build.

>Basically diamonds are a horrible building material for a road, even worse than gold.
oh well, maybe in the future they adress it, like having to change tires too often or asking her to change the road to something more normal

I still think the series should have started earlier in the war. Imagine how insane a enhanced D-Day would have been?

Genuinely interested on how it didn't happen.
Nightmare mode- No US propaganda accusations because then you truly are on the same level as a holocaust denier.

So, can someone explain to me how the making of an Uber or whatever works? There's stacking or something right? So they do like 2/2, 4/4, 6/6 like that?

we Supergods now

She's probably either a 36 or 48 or massively stacked Halo over Physical. The rewards for uneven stacking aren't linear.

this is wanking off Soviets, though

uhh... potentials are measured in terms of units. standard potentials have 2 , destroyer classes have 6, cruisers 12 and battleships 24 or more (possibly) . most of the itme they're working with strength and halo effects alone and you can use the unit you have just about any way. standard tank men are usually 1/1 strength and halo, heavies double up on strength, blitzes double up on halo. but once you're beyond standard potentials it opens right up, though we haven't seen every combo possible. the battleships are usually 12/12 strength/halo but Churchill was 23+ all strength. and there have been cruisers that are 4/8, or destroyers that were 5/1 strength/halo. in story the allies don't know how to specialise towards halo, only strength, and the axis have both, the Japanese apparently neither. then there's the disguise enhancements and the super speed of the zephyrs, but you can assume it works along similar lines.

Glorious soviet atheist gods.

They do not exist.

oh, more shitposting on Sup Forums. imagine that.

I'm still wondering about Dunkirk's ONE halo activation and why we never see him using it.

My personal theory as stated in the tank throwing test. Is that the more lopsided a stack is, the greater the effect of that enhancement, in detriment of the other.

That's not even a theory. Dunkirk had physical attributes as a 5:1 better than a 6:6. It's just a shame they didn't balance out Leah.

Have battleships ever fucked each other?

Sieglinde and Siegfried did

Yes but he still had one halo activation.

Did the other 5 negate it completely or was it so weak that it was useless? Does that mean that every 5 units of one enhancement negate one unit of the other?

If we assume Maria to be a 24 activation uber, she'd probably have to be 19:5

It's probably adictive while you're transitioning to full activation.

>My personal theory as stated in the tank throwing test. Is that the more lopsided a stack is, the greater the effect of that enhancement, in detriment of the other.

Way back, there was speculation that the stacks worked best on prime numbers.

So, Dunkirk with 5 physical was a beast.

A 7/5 Cruiser would be as strong or stronger than a conventional 12/12 battleship.

And a 5/19 battleship would be Maria.

>If we assume Maria to be a 24 activation uber
Going by test done by soviets on how her blood pretty much wrecked an entire apartment building I would say she is an battleship++ , but yeah she isn't pure hale build since she is a head or two taller than before activation.
I hope they will do some more halo/physical/speed mix builds in the future, imagine someone with one hale, one speed and rest physical stats, the entire battlefield would be pretty much one by that person.

And yet she somehow managed to double-stack Halo activations by herself.

zephyr were such a dumb concept

actually we do. right before he dies, at the hands of the german cruisers his eye patch comes off and we see him try to use it, b/c his arm had been taken off. it was obviously ludicrously weak, though.

The Germans very well might not be aware of how the Halo Effect can shape reality at the molecular level with fine detail. There's the sculptor uber who made Not!Hitlers, but nothing else for the Krauts. They probably haven't considered Ubers for such fine applications on a large scale because they need every single uber they have more than anyone else. One tankman for Germany is more precious than one tankman for the Soviets for a few reasons
>Germany has a much smaller population than its foes, meaning a lower total number of uber candidates
>The Germans have been examining Uber tech for a while, and are much closer to maxed out uber population than the Allies
>Defending Germany requires immense aggression at this point, so most Ubers need to be deployed offensively.
Between all that and Sankt being executed by Hitler there's very little incentive for the Germans to ever look at having Ubers make Catalyst. If they did, they would also be in danger of their Uber's going rogue since they would literally require nothing anymore from the Nazi regime.

Going by how immensely effective Dunkirk was, a 20:4 Churchill would've destroyed the entire German army in France overnight.