Would you accept Red Sonja's offer, even if she stinks?

Would you accept Red Sonja's offer, even if she stinks?

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Fuck no. Just look at those sharp knees.

Doesn't Sonja have a lot of baggage with that whole rape thing and never having sex because of it? I prefer my warrior women free to sex people up as they wish.

I also heard that page triggered a lot of people, including fans of the character.

>stinks
There are smells no man could get up with, unless they are servants of Nurgle.

That is literally my fantasy.

I have not encountered a smell I didn't enjoy while horny.

There have been scents that did not change, but suddenly seemed repulsive post-orgasm. Like jerking it to unforgivable porn and feeling enormous regret afterward.

I thought Red Sonya would only sleep with a man who defeated her in combat? Also, what's with this bland costume? I could understand giving her real armor instead of her barbarian attire, but this looks even more useless in combat, and the skirt would make horseriding difficult, too.

Trips of truth. I've experienced the same thing myself. All though if it's really bad, I won't go down.

this is 100% out of character

You would be correct but iirc this kinda a reboot thing and she fucked everything in regular orgies.

>Doesn't Sonja have a lot of baggage with that whole rape thing and never having sex because of it?

Not modern Sonja.

>I prefer my warrior women free to sex people up as they wish.
Soooo modern Sonja.

...and that's supposed to be more empowering that her old attitude?

Not this Sonja.
This isn't muh Sonja and she never will be.

Modern Sonja is shit and I hate her.

yeah
one time I fucked my ex after hot yoga, at first I was disgusted but bo during foreplay turns me on now

>all these faggots pretending they were Red Sonja fans all along

I bet the Mandarin in Iron Man 3 made you furious as well.

In a fucking heartbeat.

Explain this new costume please, true Red Sonya fan? Is it just a one page thing, or does she wear that all the time?

Nope

She's back in a tiny bikini in the issues that are coming out now

>unless they are servants of Nurgle.
Papa Nurgle is the best and most reasonable face of Chaos, though.

Also, I have a slob fetish.

>I bet the Mandarin in Iron Man 3 made you furious as well.
Yes it sure as fuck did because Iron Man - Haunted is among the best comics I have ever read and the 2nd best Iron Man arc ever after Demon Bottle.
Go fuck yourself.

r u a gril?

No, sorry.

Yes? Red. Fucking. Sonja.

>Iron Man - Haunted is among the best comics I have ever read

user, you better be kidding or have only read five comics in your life.

Women acting like guys is gross and cringe worthy. I dont find guys attractive. Frank Thorne's Red Sonja was feminine. She'd only have sex with a man who defeated her, she'd talk about her feelings, she'd feel empathy for people, etc. Now they made conan feminine and red sonja act like a dude.

I've never been an Mandarin or IM fan but Pierce did just not have the proper screen presence so I'm glad people got booty blasted and will likely never try that type do twist again.

>being DTF makes you 'like a dude'
>being confident does the same apparently
>somehow this also makes her unable to be empathetic or implies she fucks any and all dicks or coochies available
Jesus fucking Christ.

No it's got a flawless villain presentation that would work on film without being "racist".
All around good art, a good mystery & build up.

I bet your top five comics of all time include Watchmen and Superman: Red Son

Watchman really should be though.

Because the story is a really minor detail compared to how it uses the medium. Like you could even hate the art and it would still be good in the artist use of the medium.

Yes promiscuity is a masculine behavior and how fucking out of touch do you have to be to read that page and not think she's acting like a man? Also read the rest of gail simones run. She wrote red sonja to be a man with tits. Women in modern comics in general are written to be men with tits, except now they dont even have tits anymore. They're completely desexed.

>not my type

How hard is to write dialogue that sounds like it comes from the mouth of a bronze age barbarian? Robert E. Howard wouldn't have done this shit.

Pretending to be retarded means you're still acting retarded, user.

>even if she stinks?

>There are people who just wouldn't take Sonja to bath and enjoy running their soapy hands all over her fit body, then being promptly straddled and rode afterwards

>How hard is to write dialogue that sounds like it comes from the mouth of a bronze age barbarian?

Maybe they're afraid modern audiences wouldn't appreciate that.

Once she's in civilization and has access to a bath, she can score far higher than the guy in OP.

>What if you're not my type?
His type being men apparently.

I'm a bigger fan of Red Sophia.

Then they're idiots and artistic cowards.

im sometimes smelly too so yeah

That's hot

Yes.

Also, anyone knows what series is this?

A proper author wouldn't have her say the word "type", but then again, how is she even speaking modern English?

You could change it to...
"There is no man who finds me lacking, Ser."

"All men desire me, and you are no exception."

"You say that now, but in a few moments, your loins will stiffen at the sight of my nakedness."

I'm no writer.But I agree with her not using modern words.

>even if she stinks?

ESPECIALLY if she stinks.

Just like the other ones who shy away from other bits of authenticity they fear the modern masses would reject.

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This guy gets it, dont break character by having the character use modern slang. Its just strange and makes you wonder stupid questions like "so are we the audience getting ...a modern translation of what their saying? or is the author just a lazy shit?'

Not bad. I'd actually prefer she speak this way too. They seem to switch off every series on this.

>all these "i'm totally a big red sonja fan! really I am!" posers

Part of the problem is that the scene shouldn't be happening in the first place. The archetypal warrior woman (Brynhildr, Atalanta, etc.) would never decide to hook up with some random dude, especially a wimp like the guy in OP's pic. The very idea of a woman deciding to get some no-strings-attached dick is a very modern conception of how sexual relations work. It indicates failure of imagination, fear of challenging the audience or lack of taste.

I'm not gay, so yes.

Would prefer Red Monika, but they shrank her tits for the game

WTF? They're barely the size of her head.

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If I got Red Sonja into bed and she didn't stink, I'd kick her out.

Pic related

i dont have a dick, so nah, i wouldn't eat her out if she smells super bad
fingering/makeout/cuddle though, yeah

is red sonja a good character?
worth reading?
is there a Sup Forums rec list??

The original Roy Thomas/Frank Thorne comics are pretty good.

The Dynamite stuff is decent at best and nothing but fapbait at worst.

Shut the fuck up you goddamn retard. Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded, m8.

I have every book I've been able to download, and I bought a few too. kys m8.

You'd have to be one salty fucking nerd to not enjoy Simone's Red Sonja. It was fun as fuck.

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story time?

This art is terrible. So, no.

They've actually put Red Sonja in the Spideyverse on more than one occasion. One time she actually possessed MJ's body.

Came here just to post this. Good work, my man.

>I thought Red Sonya would only sleep with a man who defeated her in combat
That sounds dumb.
I could understand expecting them to hold out for a while but expecting victory is dumb.

How is 'Sonja' pronounced? Is it Sonia?

I'd keep that for the people who actually speak archaically. Sonja's speaking modern Whateveristani.

>sex before marriage
No.

>One time she actually possessed MJ's body.
Both Spider-Man/Red Sonja crossovers have her doing this. And it's canon to the main Marvel Universe.

Most of Sup Forums (which doesn't read comics of course) thinks that she covered her up, all because one user lied about it for OUTRAGE (you)'s years ago.

Yes.

This so fucking much. Stinky sweaty amazon sex gets me rock hard

>One time she actually possessed MJ's body.
And they were married around that time if I remember well.

>fap and sniff porn when?

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Could use a stronger focus though.

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>rampage

When he draws good shit it's good but the bad shit is really bad and sometimes literal shit.

>male: shotacon
>female: milf

Is the vampire chick dumb or is Ash somehow OOC in the comic?

MJ is apparently like the direct descendant of Sonja iirc.

'kay

Son-jah, obviously.

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hold my nose and fuck her silly

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Kinky.