This guy grabs your cock and says he's gonna eat it

This guy grabs your cock and says he's gonna eat it.
What do you do?

let him go to town on my cock.

I see what's happening here

My cock's pretty big if it fits in his hand like that

O TOAA, BY THE FLAMES OF THE FALTINE, BY THE SONS OF SATTANISH, BY THE HOARY HOSTS OF HOGGOTH, BY THE RUBY RINGS OF RAGGADORR, BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK, BY THE AGELESS VISHANTI, BY THE VAPORS OF VALTORR, BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO, DESTROY!

I'M GONNA PUT DINNER ON THE TABLE

AND THEN HE'S GONNA EAT IT

You're face to face with greatness and it's strange

I am crying this thread is so bad and so good at the same time, Fuck.
I love you all, keep going!

uhh.... thanks?

Does he make it NUT?

Should I post it? You know the one

You can't stop the rock, can't stop the rock.

Beg him to suck his cokc

You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable

This girl grabs your cock
What do?

"Thank you"

Inform her that she has awakened my ancestors.

but that's her cock

"You're Welcome."

When she brings herself to climax does she scream "I AM MOAAANAAA"?

No way, it's MY cock.

...

BOAT SNACK!

She'd better.

SEE THE WHITE AS IT FLIES OVER ME, ITS SALTYYYYYY
AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOWS
HOW BIGS HIS LOOOOOOOAD
IF THE COCK IN MY MOUTH IS STILL HARD, HE'S STILL HORNY
THEN LET HIM BLOOOOOOW
IT DOWN MY THROAAAAAAAT

"And I'm going to love you. In mah BELLY."

>Ha Ha okay okay
>I see what's happenin' yeah
>face to face with 10 fat inches and it's strange
>you don't even know how you feel
>well it's nice to see that humans never change
>open your thighs, let's begin
>yes it's Maui! Ease it in!
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod!
>when you're swallowing a demigod!

Hey you copied my post kek

Yeah it was good.

...

Don't be a bitch

I'm getting strong Clarissa vibes here.

Real talk, my cock is awful at keeping the chickens in a row so they keep wandering off and getting nabbed by foxes, and he's either flunked sex ed or he's sterile. I'm gonna have to buy a new one if I actually want my chickens to breed so hey whatever, go ahead.

Tell him his movie ate cock as well

Thank you?

good luck

Whoops, wrong pic

chokes it