Why is Aunt May best girl?
Why is Aunt May best girl?
because you have an oedipus complex
>Not having an oedipus complex
Are you gay?
They keep trying to make Aunt May younger in TV and movies but it's not going to make her a better character.
Because of much she loves Peter.
Her side job is great despite the piercings
Because ara ara
What?
She kind of looks like Jewel Staite there a little, but then I come to my senses and realize Jewel is much more of a goddess.
>aunt
>complex involving the mother
you fucked up
He's right, it's Sisyphus
Her Minimate looks like Mary Jane.
I wish Homecoming had done more with her beyond "hey guys Aunt May is hot now, did you notice?"
She looks great for 50+. I'd smash her until my dick didn't work anymore
What do you mean?
He means to shoot his web all over her face.
Maybe he just wants to fuck Marissa Tomei. Who could blame him?
Why the fuck does a human being create web?
So he can shoot it all over her face.
I want to fuck that aunt
what the fu
Because this and Game of Thrones are actively trying to get people to want to fuck their aunts?