Lady Death finds herself in the DC universe in some sort of huge crossover event...

Lady Death finds herself in the DC universe in some sort of huge crossover event. What DC character does she most want to fuck? ???

Death

All of them.

Superman.

Hal or Dick because they're canonically really good looking

Also she'd probably get a Black Ring and Hal would come right to her.

Can we make this a cheesecake/Power Girl thread? I want to find somebody.

Peej

Dick because all the women and half the men in the DCU want to fuck him.

Morpheus

OP here, I'm a super ultra Lady Death fan, and this is something I've just been thinking about alot lately.
Has the right idea, and not because he's the biggest beefcake on the planet but because she can sense the boyscout inside him and it would kinda turn her on. There's just something about the boyscout and bad girl couple that's nice.
>LD is hesitant to save Supes from some kinda magical threat
>his suit is in shreds
>then she saves him
>What took you so long?
>Maybe I wanted to see what was under that S of yours...

Likewise I think she would enjoy cockteaseing Dick Grayson, if anything for the hell of it, and ignore Starfire, not even feeling threatened by her at all. I don't think she would even give Batman the time of day. He would be an ant to her.

Sup Forums needs more alabaster women.

Amen brother!

Constantine is the only correct answer.

Explain yourself, please.

Lex Luthor after he tricks her and then uses her to get back at that fucking alien

That's not even right. She can't even feel anything down there.

>Sexy embodiment of an abstract concept meets a powerful magic user who literally can't die, or else it'll bring about the end of the world
>Banter with each other over a box of Lucky Strikes about how those things will kill him one day
>he slips her the ol' magus magnum
>she falls in love
>Somehow she gets killed as a result of associating with him, just like every other woman who wasn't smart enough to leave him

Shit, it's like an arc straight out of Ennis' run... minus the Irish accents and dick mutilation, obviously.

ITT people who have never read one LD comic.

It would either be Joker or if aliens count as kills Lobo, it's the body count that keeps her going.

>Lobo

Uh....duh?

This, or maybe Wondy

OP here, she's not all death and mayhem, she's attracted to innocence too. Right now in the comics she's taking care of a little boy, trying to escort him out of hell back to earth; she hasn't done anything inappropriate with him yet because she needs his blood, but I have a feeling that if she didn't.... And a few issues back she fucked some random guys brains out just because she wanted some cock.
This is also an excellent choice.

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