>Good Evening, I'm Johnny Gomez!
>And I'm Nick Diamond!
>Tonight on Celebrity Deathmatch, we've got an absolute jaw-dropper of a show for you
>First up we've got Miles Morales vs Riri Williams in a bout we're calling 'Minority Autopsy Report.'
>There's no love lost between these two as each of these contestants duke it out to see which is the flagship of the Marvel comic book franchise and beloved writer's pet.
>Honestly, I don't know why those guys at Marvel don't just get themselves a dog for the office
>Next up, we've got Rick Sanchez vs Professor Farnsworth in 'Weird Science'
>Beloved cartoon scientists, both with quirky personality and catchphrases, it's no wonder people have been longing to see this fight
>For the purposes of this match, we've arranged the brawl in our patented 'OmniDome' to prevent any attempts to escape to parallel realities or call in any outside help
>We're definitely going to see Newton's Third Law in action tonight - for every act of violence there'll be an equal and opposite reaction of bloodshed
>And tonight's main event.....
>This is a fight that's captured the imagination of viewers for years and now it's finally happening
>We've got the T-1000 vs Batman. Yes, you heard it here first. Live for your viewing pleasure we present 'Judgement Knight.'
>Fans have debated for years whether Batman would be able to kill a Terminator with supporters claiming that they're just machines and detractors arguing for artificial sentience invoking the no-kill rule.
>Then of course there's whether or not an unstoppable killing machine would be able to defeat the Dark Knight when he has no opportunity for prep time or surveillance.
>Yes, this is guaranteed to be a night to remember.
>I remember every night Johnny. Except for last Thursday when I woke up wearing a bridesmaid's dress in a motel bathroom. That was one crazy road trip
>Okay Nick.......
