Holy shit. the US is sinking. what should we do?

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But if those parts sink, crime in the US will drop by 90%.

Sit back and relax, man.

all of those areas are trash anyways

Wow that would really suck!
Good think Global warming is bullshit

South Florida is shit anyway no one will miss it.

I'm sure the average BMI in those areas has nothing to do with it.

Start increasing fuel emissions to speed up this global warming shit and sink the shit holes in the south.

>6 meters
And when should I expect this, 2400 AD?

floodmap.net

except that after 40 years of predicting this literally none of those areas have sunk into the ocean.

Sit back and take a deep drink and have a good laugh. Fuck those places.

my house is exactly 20 feet above the sea level
so idk about you but imma take a boat to work

The best part is that niggers can't swim.

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

>mfw my property becomes Venice tier
No complaints here, hopefully the Cubans and Haitians wash away

>GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL

you people and your lack of basic knowledge of physics fucking disgust me

but then again what do I expect from Sup Forums

OP didn't say any such thing, he was asking what we should do

>20 feet = 240 inches
>sea level rising 2"/year in worst possible warming scenario that was modelled over a decade ago and hasn't even remotely come close to reality
>still would be 120 years from now, twice as long as probably would be needed to prevent/compensate, even if AGW theory weren't bullshit AND even without government intervention
>more likely scenario is something like a fraction of an inch per year assuming constant warming which again isn't supported by the evidence whatsoever
its fucking nothing dot jpeg

What would it look like if water levels rose 5 miles?

>6 meters
ahahahaahahahah

Ya, and if it raised 8k Mt Everest would be the next cool beach resort. and if it raised millions of kilometres you could literally swim to the moon.

SWEET, my property value would skyrocket, and look miamis sunk. no more cubans!

Kevin Costner's ass

I don't see Chicago or Detroit on that map.

BUILD A WALL AROUND THE COAST AND MAKE THE OCEAN PAY FOR IT ALL

Why don't we just take icebergs out of the ocean and use them to refill aquifers worldwide?

swim

You're gonna need a big(ger) boat.

it's just new orleans and the everglades, no real lose , lol jk

Their citizens will be alright. They can float easily and arent that hard to spot in a rescue..

That place looks comfy.

Build the wall a few hundred kilometers away from the coast. Drain the sea between the wall and the coast. Declare war upon the sea. Nuke the sea. FUCK THE FUCKING SEA. FUCK YOU SEA. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SEA. WE'RE BUILDING CITIES AT THE SEABED AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH US SEA. FUCK YOU!

Eat less burgers.

>and if it raised millions of kilometres you could literally swim to the moon
Wrong. Likely such increase of mass would start fucking up with nearby celestial bodies or you'd have shitton of water split from the planet. Even if we assume nothing would happen and Earth would be just a huge waterball with its orbit undisturbed, millions of kilometers would prevent you from swimming to the moon as moon would be engulfed in water. You'd have to dive.

Yes, too-serious, pseudo-autism answer but i've checked distance of the moon to Earth because of this post so now I will throw what I've learned into anons' faces.

Nothing, Americas demographics improve if these areas were lost

Tell Trump to build a coast wall and make the Costa Ricans pay for it.

they should deal with their 3rd world problems in their nigger owned country. Lumberjack cock shall rule the north. Your wives tell you she comes here for the poutine? lmao.

I am swimming there and there is nothing your logic can do to stop me.

PAY MORE CARBON TAXES GOYIM

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BUILD A WALL

Good fuck New Orleans and Miami

wow, florida sucks so much its sucking the atlantic ocean into it.
It really is Americas Australia

Bye south florida. One of my favourite places.

>crazy german bastard wanted to do this with the whole mediterannean.

Fuck nigger and fuck cubans.

>Sydney 230 years old.
>95% of building less than 70 years old
If the sea levels rise 50m over 300 years we'll all drown!

>if
if the was blue it would not be yellow.

>if the sun* was
ftfm

Sounds like a nice idea.
On one hand it'd connect Europe to Africa.
On the other hand, Fuck the sea.

>NO
>miami
literally all spics and niggers

How do you go from 'if the sea level was 20ft higher' to 'the us is sinking'

fucking nigger

every continent on earth is "sinking"

>20 feet x the entire surface area of the oceans

yeah that's sure to happen.

Let it sink it's become filled with fags and feminist

I know right?

Lets sink the fucker and get back some pristine beachfront property.

Liberals usually live by the coastlines. Those parts sinking into the sea is always a good thing.

literally who cares
>living that close to the sea

ORLANDO HERE FUCK MIAMI

Sux for maimi niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=L-UjEQ8hPik

this is why beachfront property is a retarded investment

Most of that is already underwater. It's swamp land.

Alabama dry, nothing to care about.

why is fucking Cuba in that map

WE MUST MEME HARDER

miamifags will die in my lifetime

feels good nigga

Stop being so fat

>20 feet
there's not even that much fucking water on the planet dipshit, frozen or otherwise

HE TRIED TO WARN US

youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

LMAO how retarded is pol to understand that this is the result of (((research)))?

>if sea levels were to rise about 20 feet

you do realize Southern Florida is only hapitable because we drained that shitty swamp right?

holy shit, you drained twenty feet of water?

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it's only floridans and frenchies, who cares?

intense foresight, he must be a time traveller

move the cities back since it happens at a predictable rate. easy to adapt maybe have a bad flood here and there some people die that's life.

fok off leaf i live in florida u as hole

Tie boats to the ground.

sry senpai
i just want my kike ex to drown

nah

>florida sinking

Poor Cubans will have to swim a bit longer

>the red states

and nothing was lost

>Miami under water
Thank g

>if
>if
>if
>if

We can go anywhere with ifs.

build an even bigger wall

>"IF" the sea was 20 feet higher the water would reach onto the land further.

Woah, fucking shocking.
I hope my stupid fucking government didn't pay anymore for this 'amazing scientific revelation'.

tallahassee user checking in, you are correct sir.

>coastal part of the red states
>the most productive, intelligent part

Well congratulations, you've got us sunk. Was this all a part of your master plan?

>new orleans gone

good riddance

Do what Boston did and literally throw trash on top and build on it

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If ifs and buts were beer and nuts we'd have a helluva

Drain the ocean.

Jump harder

underrated

Lol the sea has been rising for thousands of years now - far before widespread fossil fuel usage.

People used to just have to move their nomadic camps back a few meters, now we have to make it a 'crisis' and pay exorbitant taxes in effort to 'stop' the force of nature.

Fuck.