"Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions."

>"Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions."

Why did Seymour give Chalmers vague directions to his house instead of just giving him his address, and why didn't Charmers just take a cab?

Why did Chalmers bring Champagne to a dinner between himself and a work colleague?
Why did Skinner have Champagne flutes ready?

Why was Seymour steaming clams in his oven?

Why didn't Skinner just tell Chalmers that he burnt the roast?
Suffer today so you can relax tomorrow.
They could have just gone to a restaurant.

Skinner wanted something more intimate.

It was either Chalmers pointing out that everything Skinner does is awful, or Skinner intentionally gave him shitty directions in the hopes that he wouldn't show up.

Why did Chalmers believe his lies

if you werent a neet youd know it isnt always the easiest thing in the world to find a place based on address alone

Sneed

Unironically this

Where was the rest of the food Seymour was meant to prepare for the meal? Were they literally just going to eat a roast on it's own?

Isn't a roast supposed to be like, roasted

Seymour was baking it

He probably didn't know how to give Chalmers directions from his house. So in that event, he likely told him to go to the school and gave him directions from there.

Why didn't Seymour just tell Chalmers he lives opposite Krusty Burger?

Chuck’s old recipe used to call for the ham to be roasted, but Sneed decided that baking made it better feed

Because Chalmers already thinks Skinner is a buffoon that fucks everything up, this luncheon was meant to show him that he was capable.

>Why did Seymour give Chalmers vague directions to his house instead of just giving him his address
Intentionally and maliciously so. He was hoping that Chalmers wouldn't make it to his house.
>why didn't Charmers just take a cab?
Who says he didn't?

Those weren't actually steamed clams.

Because it would out him as a fuck-up, who managed to ruin an extremely easy dish. A lunch with your boss is serious business, and admitting what happened could have led to terrible consequences.

>Why did Chalmers believe his lies
He didn't, until aurora borealis one - which is why he kept grilling Seymour harder than they do with Krusty burgers. As for aurora borealis, it's a lie so outrageous and absurd, that no sane man would say it out loud - so in Chalmers' mind, it had to be true.

haha lads
steamed
clams
xD

Did Seymour really lock his mother upstairs instead of inviting her to eat with them as well? What an asshole.

Chalmers is like an irl boss. They will blame you for their fuck ups if you let them.

>Those weren't actually steamed clams.
I know, but he told Chalmers he was steaming clams in his oven.

nonononono

steamed HAMS

Delightfully devilish if true

Why did Chalmers agree that it was a good time to leave when he was halfway through taking a bite of his burger?

These

Seymour was acting like a madman and the building was on fire

Why didn't Seymour turn the oven off and put out the fire after Chalmers walked back out the kitchen?

Based

he had to quickly run to Krusty Burger to get fast food to disguise as his own cooking

It isn’t even a dinner, but a lucheon. So, even more mysterious.

Kys

Do americans really casually invite their coworkers on one on one dinner?

>Who says he didn't?
Because there was no cab waiting to pick Chalmers up when he left.

SNEEEEDMOUURRRR

>trying to ruin steamed hams because you are mad about no one liking your forced sneed meme

Not anymore lol

the latter is an official Sup Forums meme. go take your meme hams back to plebbit

fpbp

>Why did Seymour give Chalmers vague directions to his house instead of just giving him his address, and why didn't Charmers just take a cab?
Because they didn’t have gps or google maps in 1996.

I think Skinner was just too distracted by steaming a good ham

If Chalmers was such a Sneed why did he ask Sneedmour to feed his seed? Couldn't Sneed have asked Chuck to fuck and suck his way out of it. It's absolute sneedsense to believe he didn't know what was going on around his sneed and chuck

> While roasting used to signify food cooked over an open flame, roasting today is done in an oven.

He could be there eating for an hour or so, do you really think the cab would wait for him all this time?

It is likely that he would call the cab to come pick him up some time before he departs to avoid sitting on the curb until the cab comes

Who owned the feed and seed before chuck?

...

In the days before Google you couldn't just type an address into your phone and it'd show you where it was, you actually had to find places.

>meme initially popular on 4han dies
>le epic SImpsons Shitposting xd Facebook culture gets it and beats it into the ground
>Suddenly Sup Forums loves it again
What happened, boys?

I'm only in this thread ironically, idk about the rest of you

Sneed

trying to counter the retarded sneed meme to hopefully redeem prime simpsons threads

It didn't work, Sneed just absorbed it. It's Sneed Hams now.

BUT WHAT IF...

I sneed the feed and seed and disguise it as chuck's

it's the way a meme becomes a meme

it either is or it isn't.

Well this apparently was revamped

Now it's Sneedposting 2: The Revenge of Chuck

Delightfully sneedylish

Why did the roast burn? Skinner left the oven alone for fifteen seconds.
Why did Skinner think that passing off burgers from the town's fast food joint as his own would work?
Why did Chalmers come into Skinner's kitchen?
Why did Chalmers believe that Skinner would do exercise by a smoking oven?
Why didn't Chalmers mention the apron on the smoking oven?
Why did Chalmers believe that clams were steamed in an oven?
Why did Chalmers even believe that ovens could produce steam?
Why didn't Chalmers hear Skinner climb out the window?
I could go on.

SNEED

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

based as FUCK

Why wouldn't Skinner turn off the oven?

die sneed, die

How did the Roast catch fire in such a short time period? Or at all?