Why do men erections always get treated as a gag in movies but never women getting wet...

Why do men erections always get treated as a gag in movies but never women getting wet? Women just get as uncontrollably horny as men if not more and the disgusting dripping and smelly wet spots they constantly leave everywhere could be a good source of comedy. Why is male arousal always ridiculed but female arousal always treated seriously and tastefully?

because fluids are icky

The same reasons why making fun of the characteristics of a male's genitalia is fine, but make fun of a female's and it's another Holocaust.

>disgusting

Get a load of this faggots

t. anti-feminist kekistani

Because dicks are more visible

because women's horniness is essentially invisible by comparison, it blends in with the overall sensuality of the woman's erotic appearance. men on the other hand aren't considered to be erotic-looking to begin with, and their horniness is concentrated super visibly in a goofy looking lever that needs to be jerked around violently until it squirts a liquid. it's just comical by comparison.

morning wood does not mean "uncontrollably horny", or even arousal.

>Buaah why are guys treated differently than women, buaah why is life so hard :'(((
these male feminists are so fucking gay

I hate women

Why is the bad guy in Star Wars an effeminate joke this time?
Probably the same reason.

Make a visual joke out of a woman lubricating.

>get a load
Underrated post.

Jesus Christ I can just hear the virginal depravity in OP’s voice from through the screen

>Stacy standing in line with some guy
>Tyrone Chadwick walks by
>Next three panels have rising water
>Statue of liberty cries in the background
Give me a sunday morning comic strip!

Ok, it will be just as tasteful as a boner joke though, you are warned.
>Two girls struggle getting groceries on a counter top in an apartment in New York.
>Suddenly from bathroom guy walks out drying his hair and we see his butt and in the background is the girls just staring and trying to be quiet, as he hadn’t noticed they are in the apartment.
>Drip, drip
>Guy sees girls and promptly tries to cover himself and go in bedroom saying something like “Nance! I thought you had work today!”
>Both girls standing slack jawed
>Drip, drip
>Brit, I think your grocery bag is leaking
>Britney is wearing a skirt and says “No I just didn’t wear panties today.”
But dum tss.

>Women just get as uncontrollably horny as men if not more
there is zero scientific evidence of this

10/10

I have never seen a woman get wet.

...Wait, disregard that.

women don't get wet just by seeing a dick, otherwise there would be no need for foreplay

>woman sees Chad
>bucket of slime explodes out the bottom of her skirt
>she slips and falls on her face trying to walk up to him

technically me neither, since the lights were off.

t. Turbovirgin
Horny bitches are crazy, they arent chilled out about it like guys can be and they dont chill out after either

Yeah, and countless examples in cinema exaggerate the power of dicks. Like The Pick of Destiny has a big plot point be a dick push up.

>business woman called into her bosses office
>boss goes on about what it takes to be successful and recants his own story, becoming increasingly more passionate
>she is clear really into it
>boss finishes speech, says he needs a cigar and invites her to sit down
>call in assistant to bring them cigars
>assistant slips on floor were she once stood

It's not difficult

Dumb roastie.

Underrated.

Ooo, yours is better than mine. Or just to cement it was her vag leaking maybe have her be seated in a leather chair and then the next person comes in and sits in the wet spot, then looks disgusted as they look down the hallway and see a wet spot on her ass/back of skirt. Otherwise people would be all “did her shoes get wet before she walked in”?

Maybe not your dick...

>muh unfair treatment of men

pathetic, be a real man for once in your life

>Why is male arousal always ridiculed
why do you view everything in such terms, its used as a gag because its an easy laugh

I remember once hearing a professor in african american studies talk about how the trope of black male comedians wearing drag was popular because white people love seeing a black man emasculated. No, its done because a guy in a dress always gets a laugh.

what about that scene in raging bull

neighbors 2 accurately showed the power of dick.

Don't be jealous just because your dick can't deactivate lasers

Imagine the smell though!!

Because boners are hilarious and grool makes a mess.

this, it's the weaker sex losing a battle with her self vs. an otherwise confident man fooling around

A girl squirted on me right up to my nips on saturday night. Like not even an orgasm like right away. First time I've ever rawdogged a girl too. Gross. Never again.

>african american studies
La educacion de Los Americanos...

Because vaginas are gross

>squirted
She pissed on you bro

Because women getting wet is never noticeable you incel permavirgin

Dick as an insult
>A OK
Pussy as an insult
> UNACCEPTABLE

Maybe he's gay you faggot

>he cannot tell
Lmao

you mean the men who have fought countless wars over history fo the fair treatment of everyone are not really men?

What the fuck is this comic? Why does he get so excited when he thinks he has a boner? And why is his right leg nonexistent?

Come on now, you always complain about female comedians doing MUH VAGINA jokes, isn't that kinda hypocritical? You of all people should know that vaginas simply aren't funny.

In high school, there was a girl in my class whose legs would buckle out from underneath her when I lowered the octave of my voice even further than it normally is. She would laugh and plead for me to stop, and I thought it was because she thought it sounded creepy, so I did.
I had no idea what her problem with it was until years later when a friend (now fiance) had to change her panties three times in a single night because of my voice.
It's more indirect than an erect penis, but a visual gag could still get the point across.

This post is pathetic.

Have you fuckers ever seen a woman outside of your Chinese cartoons? Women don't fucking get a wet patch on their pants when they're aroused. They don't fucking drip. Holy fucking shit you people are retards.

>Dude! Why is it that boners are funny but WET SPOTS from vagoo aren't? Checkm8 womyn you all have to sleep with me now

Holy shit the virginity is tangible

Maybe not when they see you

We're both posting on Sup Forums on a Monday morning, you can believe or disbelieve whatever you want.

Good job, you adjusted it for the American audience

Sorry Mr. Chad McThundercock, Professional Pussy Slayer. I didn't realize that I was in your presence and I will never speak out of turn again. Care to share some stories of women who've collapsed from dehydration just from looking at you?

Quality

Please tell me this is pasta. I'm cringing so hard

Didn't I beat you up once in junior high?

because men are expected to take it instead of throwing estrogen fueled hissy fits

It never "drips" though.
The lubricant stays inside the vagina

If you'd like, I can post a vocaroo when I get home in a few hours.
I don't blame anyone for not believing what some loser says in an anonymous forum, believe me.

Holy fuck do it

Amy Schumer's face

Its funny that he came up with that because of jamie foxx's wanda character. Which was basically congealed from jamie foxx's early career.

because it's funnier

also who gives a fuck you fucking retard

>Why does he get so excited when he thinks he has a boner?
This. Morning wood is annoying

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Quite literally the worst post on this site.

because muh vagina isnt funny amy please its the main source of human life which isnt actually a joke its like the 6 million but in perpetuity until extinction event (please come soon)

dicks are hilarious but no one laughs about baby makers for a reason

Every time I consider checking Sup Forums for some talk about a movie or show I like I'm greeted with this shit
It's either whiny virgins upset about literally everything they could possibly come up with or capeshit or whiny virgins upset about capeshit
Harden the fuck up you unbelievably massive pussy
I think I'm getting too old for this board, and probably too old for Sup Forums as a whole

unless its the woman I'm with the one getting wet
women getting wet is disgusting, kill yourself nigger

pussies as a whole are gross

Went 100 days Nofap and started getting morning wood daily like I was a kid again. Now I'm back to jacking off 3 times a day and haven't had it since

I'm disgusted by the informal word alone and prefer the derogatory variant.

Yeah and there should be text bubbles with arrows pointing to things explaining what they are and how it's funny.

Based

this, but instead of leaking on the floor she leaves a wet spot on the chair

just shill my shit up DESU

Because a wet spot on pants has been reserved for pee jokes and disassociation is no longer possible.

lol faggot

user...easy on the butthurts

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Boners are funny. Women getting wet is just pretty hot.

Too lewd.

Because women will get upset if you show a close up of a girl's panties and you see she discharged overnight and now her panties are ruined, crusty and the acidity has bleached them. And you're supposed to laugh at this and that's what will upset them. "Something natural is funny, huh? Pigs". Even though erectrons are natural as well and I get them when I think of the sex with the girls.

If you watch anime Kakegurui did this in a way. There's compulsive gambler chicks and when things get intense they start losing their shit and you have shot like this. It's pretty ridiculous to watch. I don't think it's necessarily set up to turn on the viewers. I think it an absurd exaggeration of their emotions

Obvious Child did it

fair point

is that onizuka crossdressing?

it's so weird i'm pretty sure it's true
high school girls are crazy

Nigga chill out it was just some friendly bants, don't you have any friends or something to take the piss out of

>funny things must be accurate

Have you ever been with a woman who found you attractive? They get a wet patch on their panties, you dope. Look at your girl’s panties after she comes home from her “brother’s house”

Yeah you’re so mature. Why don’t you enlighten us with your wisdom. You’re so much cooler than everyone else on our Prussian theater review site

In high school, there was a girl in my class whose legs would buckle out from underneath her when I lowered the octave of my voice even further than it normally is. She would laugh and plead for me to stop, and I thought it was because she thought it sounded creepy, so I did.
I had no idea what her problem with it was until years later when a friend (now fiance) had to change her panties three times in a single night because of my voice.
It's more indirect than an erect penis, but a visual gag could still get the point across.

Sure thing, babe.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a bad ass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to phuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm phucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

see?
she's already wet

eat shit dude

umm sweatie it's 2018 and this kind of misogynism is not okay