What do you think it was like for Jim the first time he nutted in Pam's mouth?

What do you think it was like for Jim the first time he nutted in Pam's mouth?

Probably disappointment.

She does not seem like the type to swallow. Probably made him cum in a towel

I want to find out first hand if you know what I mean.

Heaven, she probably didn't let him go afterwards and just hugged his legs to keep his dick in her mouth. Jim then told her to let go because he needed to use the bathroom but she insisted he let her drink it all instead.

I want a desperate Pam.

How many times do you think Jenna has fantasized about that?

Office romances are a bad idea because once you’ve nutted inside a woman you own a part of her no matter what happens after. You’ve literally been inside some part of her. Your perception of something changes permanently after you stab it with your dick.

a lot

That's the best part though. Then you own them and they can get you coffee and stuff.

Jim and Pam were the villains of the Office.

>Act better then everyone
>treat Michael like shit even though he's the best boss ever
>Jim bullies Dwight constantly when Dwight is clearly autistic

They are both monsters

Yeah but it can go south real quick if she gets a promotion or something. It’s hard to take a woman ordering you around seriously after she’s let you literally impale her with your anatomy. It’s not necessarily a lack of respect, it just changes things. It can go real south real fast. Seen it firsthand.

>tfw I still don't understand the sexual innuendo of the 2-way petting zoo joke

IT MAKES NO SENSE! YOU JUST PET THE ANIMAL! HOW IS THIS SEXUAL!? WHY WAS I BORN SUCH A BRAINLET!?

This
He probably cums on her tits/tummy and then has to go get Kleenex afterwards every single time

I don't either user. Don't worry.

>He probably cums on her tits/tummy and then has to go get Kleenex afterwards every single time

Whats the alternative, letting it sit there and run onto the sheets?

Anyone see the trailer for A Quiet Place. It's a horror starring Krasinski and Blunt. I think the monster stalking them might be a metaphor for Jenna.

She swallows it like a good girlfriend, that’s what.

Not the point, dumbass. If you don't cum in her and instead cum on her, it turns cumming into a chore. Once in a while it's not that bad but every single time is tiresome

>She swallows it like a good girlfriend

You'll find that very few women actually do this unlike the porn you watch.

Plus if he passed out on top of her while the cum was still there he could have gotten glued to her body.

They wouldn't do lewd things like that.

Yeah I did. Fuck I didn't even think of that. It makes sense.

Then she should do the next best thing and let him nut in her mouth and then get up and spit it into the toilet.

Nutting outside of her is like doing it from masturbation.

Krasinski wrote and directed the movie, by the way.

What if she is finishing him though? That doesn't fit the definition of Masturbation.

Yeah I knew that. That's why it fits so well.

This. One of the partners at my job banged some intern and has to keep promoting her because hes scared as shit of getting sued now.

you think pam does anal?

>Emily opens up the refrigerator late at night and sees that its filled with jam. Perplexed by this she turns around to find a toy figure of a superman that vaguely resembles John

I doubtshe finished him off that often. Her arms probably got tired before he could finish

M-maybe sometimes he even cums on her milky white butt cheeks?

That’s not as fun. It’s like getting on a rollercoaster and then having to get off right before the final drop where it gets fun.

Pam probably thinks licking balls is a once a year kink to indulge.

I like cumming on girls

i especially like doing it on your mom lmao 100% btfo

Pam seems like the kind of girl who’s afraid to be seen naked with the lights on. But I’m sure Jim has her ride his face like a crotch rocket every once in awhile and that’s when she screams and the good girl mentality -almost- drops completely, only for her to try and avoid it again later for a long time.

>>Jim bullies Dwight constantly when Dwight is clearly autistic
Retards should be bullied.

You will pay!

>What do you think it was like for Jim the first time he nutted in Pam's mouth?
Why aren't we asking this about more television shows

That's why you record every single interaction you have with women no matter what it is. I have a notepad that I write down times and note of what was said during an interaction with a woman. I also record the convo on my phone and back it up 2 times on separate USB drives. I also refuse to have closed door meetings with women at work. I've toyed around with the idea of requesting a signature from them validating that the interaction is amicable and no wrong doing was done but I think that's a little too weird.

Whatever Pam probably worships Jim's cock and let's him do stuff to her anus

Fucking kek.

These girls are always nuts in the bedroom because they are repressed nut jobs. Catholic chicks are like this.

I used to work in an office almost entirely of women, they are really funny once you break down the barrier. We’d talk about dicks and farting and all sorts of gross shit, and they’d listen to me talk about cooch and how much I hated women and they thought it was funny. I’m still friends with a lot of them. We even had a white girl who fucked black dudes and we shit on her constantly for it, she never got upset at any guy for doing it even when there was like 3 of is shitting on her.

This guy fucks

...

>roasty detected
Fuck off, you're not fooling anyone.

Really? I haven't been with a lot of women, but they all swallowed. Maybe I just have tasty cummies.

deepfakes when

No younger girls are sluttier than they used to be

He's probs a oldfag our generation is a lot more shill, "in the moment" vibe.

That's not my experience at all. I've never been accused or treated poorly but one of my bosses was and it turned out he was innocent after some emails were found on the corporate servers. I advise all of our new hires to do the same as me. So far no one really does as far as I know. I see them talking all the time and I'm waiting for the inevitable repeat of the previous situation my boss was in.

JIM
JIIIIIIIM
LOVE ME

>bully someone endlessly for years
>they finally start dishing it back
>instantly turn into a bitch
Jim was such a loser

why do you think Pam stopped wearing button-up shirts? she looked so hot in them

What does she has to do with BI and wolfenstein? What do BI and wolfenstein have in common besides nazis?

It depends on the women, for sure. I also live in the south, women here are a lot less likely to go to HR, a lot of these same women voted for trump, one of them would walk around talking about how no one was going to take her guns away.

Jim was always pretty unlikable

YEAH I THINK SHE MOVED ON LITTLE JIMMY

>get the man you want
>stop putting effort in
>begin transforming into Phyllis
in reality she started to gain weight and their wardrobe department had younger, cuter girls like Erin, Kathy, and Esther to put in cute button downs

this guy is a fat beta holy kek

>that episode where Idris Elba shows up and treats him like complete shit and refuses to enable him

That’s what actually happens to be who try to be like Jim IRL. No one wants the work place to be a nonstop source of your entertainment.

She got half her confidence back after doing the die hard stunt on the beach and the other half back when Jim fucked her brains out.

now i absolutely now that Jenna posts here

3 people who have done jack shit since the office aired
How much do you want to bet they spent the whole time fantasizing about an office reboot?

Michael, Jim and Creed were the best characters on the show. Dwight was an unrealistic retard who deserved what he got. Seriously that dork wouldn't get hired anywhere.

Jim would’ve been the most hated person in any real office.

I really have no idea what happened to BJ Novak. The episodes he wrote were some of the best of the show.

They definitely fucked, right? There's no way they didn't.

Why would you write things like this Jenna

Not really. I work with a guy just like Jim. Super sardonic but he's very well liked.

Dwight
>best salesmen in the company
>always on time
>never leaves early
>puts effort in and meets goals
>doesn't work for money (beet farm) but to challenge himself

Most likely. The same question applies to them in real life as well.

Dwight
>literal Nazi
>bullies majority of the office
>acts superior to everyone
>too stupid to recognize fun pranks
>runs a beet farm

Krasinski probably screwed her during the show run on the side but never wanted anything out of it, but for Fischer she probably knew it was the apex of her career.

t. jim

Office era Jenna, pre preggers was cute as fuck.

t. Dwight

>>literal Nazi
He's literally not a nazi. He's Amish and only speaks very bad German.

>bullies majority of the office
He rarely fucks with Jim on purpose but that's only after Jim did it to him for years.

>acts superior to everyone
I'll give you that.

>runs a beet farm
A very successful farm that also holds weddings as well as being a local B&B.

> (You)
>He's literally not a nazi. He's Amish and only speaks very bad German.
He mentions multiple times on the show about his grandfather fighting for the Nazis and celebrates the allied soliders. He's also very homophobic as evidenced by Gay witch hunt

>He rarely fucks with Jim on purpose but that's only after Jim did it to him for years.
It's not just Jim he bullies. It's the entire fucking office. Look at the way he talks to everyone but Michael. Jim and his relationship is rooted in pranks and bullying each other but deep down there is a deep respect for one and other and they actively attempt to help each other throughout the show

>>acts superior to everyone
>I'll give you that.

>A very successful farm that also holds weddings as well as being a local B&B.
Fine. I'll give you the beet farm. Anyone that can make a profit on beets get some respect.

Hello Jim

God I hated Roy. Biggest douche on the show outside of Darryl.

Yeah not sure about that. Been with a few girls and over half did, my ex gf said she'd drink a glass of it if it was still warm

*Leaves the office for an extended amount of time*

Just because of this post I'm going to nut in my girl's mouth right now , thinking of the dumb roasties posting on this board thinking anything they say has value here.

Yeah same here. I used to save my loads for one of my old gfs and warm it up in the microwave for her after she worked put for a protein shake.

she probably doesn't let him

Punished Roy is the best Roy. I liked that his character has an actual depth instead of generic alpha-to-steal-a-girl-from

That's fair. I just hated him. Couldn't stand how he behaved.

Why wouldn't she? She wanted his dick bad.

He made her wear a Dwight mask

...

You think she would have fucked concussed dwight?

Bullshit, cumming is fun and there are many good places to do it. Sometimes inside, sometimes in mouth, sometimes on the face, sometimes on tits, sometimes on your stomach and have her lick it up. If you have a big load saved up you can do a bit of everything, start on the face, move to the tits and jam it in her mouth at the end. God I miss sex.

They really were. They also became even worse once they get married.

I've always imagined that Jim and Pam have a very vanilla sex life. Jim strikes me as the kind of guy who gets grossed out by the thought of anal, furthermore I have a hard time imagining him being dominant in the bedroom. Roy, on the other hand, strikes me as a true alpha dog in the bedroom. I can easily imagine Roy being a sexual deviant, the student of countless hours spent studying the films of Rocco Siffredi, trying to shove his dick into Pam's mouth while reassuring her that "it's only smellz". I bet Pam continued to fantasize about those nights with Roy even after leaving him, wishing that for just one night Jim would display the same type of dominance that Roy did.

Only a beta cuck virgin thinks this. Pulling office shenanigans with your wife is the most alpha thing you can do. Dwight tries to bully them and they just laugh it off.

Fuck off, they became the lame passive aggressive couple that always talked about their kids. no one likes that shit

ITT: autists sperg over normal, good looking people in a TV show

You may be right in both cases. I can for sure see Roy being that type of student and Jim having that type of bedroom personality, however as evidenced by the Valentine's day episode in season 2 when Roy says "I'll give you the best sex of your life, she looks pretty disgusted by it". It's certainly possible she left Roy looking for a new sexual thrill with Jim hoping for the sheer dominance she craved but then she got preggers and likely started abusing Jim.