>white heterosexual cisgendered male
>smartest guy in the marvel universe
>also has the longest dick
>has a hot wife who won't leave him even for Black Panther's BBC
>Filthy rich
>loving father to two kids, one is the most powerful mutant in the planet and the other is a super genius like him
>can be as buff or as thin as he wants to be
>distinguished grey sideburns and great beard genetics
Is there a greater Chad superhero than Reed Richards Sup Forums?
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>has a hot wife who won't leave him even for Black Panther's BBC
She left him for Namor's though.
>nerdy science guy
>chad
Johnny's the chad, he had lots of girls and didn't just stick with the first one he banged.
>Is a cuck
>Can't even turn into a bicycle unlike Eel O'Brian
This explains why he's been essentially written out of the Marvel Universe with his only close appearances being the Maker
Demigods do not count
>N-Namor is a demigod!
He is just a try-hard punk. No wonder Black Panther and later Hyperion treated him like a bitch with no effort.
He is luck Sue is a skank.
>>smartest guy in the marvel universe
That's not Moongirl.
Hasn't DOOM tapped Sue's ass?
>failed marriage
He will be sucessful the day he divroces her. He should be with Alyssa Moy.
Sue turns her back on him the momento a crisis arrives
Nope, other universes, yes. Doomworld for example
>smartest guy in the marvel universe
Uhh think again, sweetie!
early hickman reed was too chad for my tastes
>he had lots of girls and didn't just stick with the first one he banged.
That means he's gay.
Jesus Jean, everyone not wanting to fuck you doesn't mean they're gay.
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Are you suggesting Moongirl is actually
Moonguy?
I heard your wife likes men with a criminal past, Reed. How about I turn into a bike and she rides me? I will let you watch.
pretty brave, desu
>you'll never ride a seatless plas-bike
Namor is not black. Even if we suspend disbelief and pretend Namor's cock even came close to a black guys BBC it's still going to be white so it would please her as much as a black cock and he certainly won't be able to fuck as good as a black guy.
You know why they are so great?
They start practicing at a very young age.
Stop posting Reed
>tfw no one ever allowed you to practice
>tfw no one will give you a try now because you've never had any practice
It's like always getting picked last for teams at recess, then both sides arguing that the other should have you on their team
>guy
>moongirl
Kek
Very much this.
He is but a mere filthy mutant
I beg to differ
>had mild case of autism
>fucking CURED IT
How based can one man be?
>smartest GUY
You have an obsession with this one panel.
>>Can't even turn into a bicycle unlike Eel O'Brian
Post the thread, nigga
shit, now I understand why they wrote out all of the FF from Marvel.
Namur has Canon a small Dick, just like lex luthor.