*Jaqen returns in season 8*

*Jaqen returns in season 8*

That’s great, really I’m looking forward for this.

Azor Jaqen

He better. Arya's story line is BS as it stands. There's absolutely zero drawback to her abilities and she can basically do anything at this point; there's nobody to keep her in check. If Jon and Dany were smart, they'd immediately send her to take out Cersei and act as Queen in her stead while they're fighting up North.

He is. Jaqen’s gonna assassinate Arya and Daenerys, especially Arya cause she has outlived her usefulness. The Faceless Men will be vital in defeating the White Walkers once and for all. Afterall; Valar Morghulis, all men must die.

More like JAKANG

Because he fell in love with Arya and now he wants to kiss her?

But they're not men.

He's always reminded me of Pauly Shore and every time I see him I want him to say some Pauly Shore shit
>Today, a man will teach a girl how to weez the juice

the arya story line is complete shit, This guy is a good actor at least,

Missandei being a servant of the stranger would be very very satisfying to see, especially on the show.

Wasn't Arya supposed to become "no one" and lose her own identity to be a Faceless Man?

Now she has their powers and retains her original identity and grudges. The complete opposite of what Jaqen professed to her every episode.

I only just recently watched s7 and couldn't believe my eyes re:Arya (among other things ofc). Made me so mad when the Winterfell smug brigade murdered Baelish. Truly unforgivable.

>This guy is a good actor at least
well that doesn't bode well for his chances of survival on the show then

Something like this, yes.

The One True Ship

Imagine the role playing!

>"A man wants you to change your face to that of the queen."
>"Yeah, well a girl wants you to take on the face of Podrick."

I really hope they somehow bullshit Arya dead and face sworn by the waif. With all the "sistah powah" interactions though I seriously doubt it

I'm oversimplifying massively, but the Faceless Men are just an assassin cult who indoctrinate people.

Arya just chose not to join them after learning their supernatural ways.

What if they bring him back for Arya to slay him for good? It'd be like Sansa killing her teacher last season like poetry.:)

>killing BASED Pod the Rod
Piss off, ghost!

but why would Jaqen just be like 'okay I'm cool with this now'? that was such bullshit

Seems stupid to just let her walk out though. Imagine if you joined an organised crime gang, learned all of their secrets and tactics and then just went "cool lads, I'm off to do my own thing and use all this for personal gain...thanks for your time".

They're planning a cataclysmic death ritual for the many faced god and Arya is the trigger for it.

They quit putting any effort into her, she's an anime character now with a fanfic storyline. It's the same with the other characters/subplots as well.
>plotlines played completely straight
>get from plot point A to plot point B no matter what
>copious amounts of fanservice (including "twists" everyone sees coming)
>no tension allowed
I guess D&D managed to completely subvert gurm.

They should've killed her during her fight with the Waif. That way she is killed by her wreckless ambition and vengeful attitude

Danny dies
Manlet snow becomes king
Sansa kills manlet snow because she really wanted to be queen herself and meanie snow took that away from her so its totes his fault ;_;
then Arya kills Sansa and takes on her face
Then Podrick marries Arya and poisons her with the pie.
King Podrick ya'll.

do you think Valar Morghulis has anything to do with the white walkers purpose? maybe that's why they are trying to kill everyone.

*Ned Stark

>most notorios elite assassins in the world
>can take out any target
>uh, you guys have trained me but I'd rather just fuck off now and do my own thing, like abuse your secret knowledge for personal gain
>well fuck
Yeah this doesn't sound retarded at all

the far east is the far north

what was the most retarded death in the latest season and was it uncle Benjen

This. She's an insufferable cunt irl too, like so many "actresses".

>gonna assasinate

anyone who hasn't figured out that Arya IS Jaqen by now need medical assistance

Arya & Jaqen having sex while wearing different faces. But admit this; do you think that Arya craves for a Lorathi-Braavosi cock in her pale Westerosi cunt??

>Dany dies
>Jon becomes king but Salsa kills him because she wants to be queen
Why not just ride his dick though

But user, that's irrelevant in the show.

If Sansa wanted to be a queen, she'd have seized the opportunity last season, it was waiting for her on a silver platter. I don't know why people keep pushing this retarded idea.

It's about on par with the rest of the original direction the show runners have been writing.

the show has fucked up the story though

>jaqen wakes up
>it was all just a dream

grrm has said this isn't the case

Gay as fuck, theyll probably have littlefinger come back as a facelessman or something stupid like that.

He wakes up
Hears the shower
Naked Arya steps out
T'was all a dream my love.

Arya takes face off
It's Podrick

>Can't tell if Spoony is doing worse or better

T’was all a dream my love
Walks to Arya and kisses her on her lips
Naked and horny they fuck hard
Jaqen cums in Arya
Arya has a orgasm
Sex was good my love.

>jaqen comes back
>slits arya's throat
>takes off the mask
>it's CIA

Fucking Satan, that’s not Spoony!
His name is Jaqen H’ghar!

separated at birth perhaps? His brother Miles 'Beaner Be Gone' Antwiler looks nothing like him

>we have truly become a game of thrones
DUN DUN DU DU DUN DUN

How they killed off Petyr Baelish

That was confirmed to not be true by gurm. But I wish it was

I just cant accept anyone would write into their story that people can wear other peoples faces and basically become them without having a character we think is dead secretly still be alive. It makes no sense to spend the amount of time they have on the faceless men to not have that be a huge plot point at the end, they cant just be really good assassins, there has to be a purpose.

so who is jaqen secretly?
ned stark escaping the black cells? reahgar targaryen glamoured himself with rubies like mel and has been hiding as a faceless man and takes a liking to arya becauseshe reminds him of her aunt, arya sword teacher from bravos who we never saw die on screen given the task of protecting her by ned?

it has to be someone it cant be nothing or the show truly is shit.

that made me most angry for sure but in terms of execution I can't get over Benjen
>finally gets more screen time
>gives jon his horse instead of sharing it ("come with me!" "there's no time")
>takes out like 2 dudes before he gets overwhelmed
>death scene shot in slow motion from 200m away
shameful

jon should have passed out with the walkers surrounding to then he comes to and realizes hes moving and is on a horse looks back and sees benjens face smiling at him and then benjen turns and fights and gets overwhelmed. same scene but it wouldnt have felt so odd about just giving jon the horse and not coming with him.

Yeah, a lot of last season could've been fixed with minor tweaks, but I guess they said fuck it, we just want to go home. That whole Wight mission could've gone over a lot better.
>Dany has a bad dream or Bran somehow tells her about Jon, flies off on her own way ahead of time because DUDE MY DREAMS COME TRUE LMAO. Gendry reaches the wall, Dany is there already instead of coming from fucking Dragonstone, he can guide her to the group
>Viserion does not fall INTO the fucking water, no fuck huge industrial chains out of nowhere needed
>instead of Jon being left behind, he barely makes it out alive with them after being dragged onto the dragon by the Hound, is out for several days, nothing really changes, or Benjen brings him back instead of THERES NO TIEM

>so who is jaqen secretly?
Jaqen H'ghar, born in the free city of Lorath, was a Lorathi criminal who later emigrated to Braavos to become a Faceless Men. After getting the Braavos citizenship, he began the training in the House of Black and White.

Jaqen H'ghar is Lorathi-Braavosi former criminal turned Faceless Men.

But why was Jaqen a criminal?
Why did he emigrated to Braavos?
Why did he became a member of the Faceless Men?
Does Jaqen still have relatives? Other H'ghar brothers and sisters?
Does Jaqen H'ghar work-out? Hobbies?

>I guess they said fuck it, we just want to go home
that's what it feels like with them killing off so many characters with no one to replace them. Like they're just sick of juggling all these people and stories and relationships and making the timeline work. They want just 10 people in the whole known world bumping into each other every chance they get and having utterly banal conversations.

Also you'd think they would have told Dany about the Night King, told her to go straight for him. No way he would have killed all 3 dragons before being burnt to a crisp.

funny, but what he was doing in the black cel getting captured and sent to the wall is still something that needs to be addressed.

What's Jaqen's tax policy?

Jaqen = Jaqen H’ghar.
He’a from the free city of Lorath.

The fuck is he wearing?

House H’ghar

Jaqen H’ghar
Spoony H’ghar
Sammy H’ghar

Hmm, you’re right. Why did Jaqen allowed himself to get captured in the first place? Who hired him? Why was Jaqen send to Westeros especially King’s Landing in the first place?

Why he was sent to the wall is probably because the other options are either execution or life sentence in the black cell. Jaqen chose the black while figuring how to escape on their way to Walls.

It was all the will of the Many-Faced God. Remember this user; Valar Dohaeris, all men must serve.

Hopefully he kills her for this.

Faceless Men default monk robe

Hallowed are the Ori

Does Jaqen knows?
Does he cares?

Muh faces
Muh many faced god
Muh no one (while still being jaqen h'ghar)
Muh house of black and white
Muh robes
Muh monk assassin life
Muh little apprentices (little bitches)
Muh faceless men
Muh everything and nothing
Muh lorathi-braavosi herritage

muh post

>muh butthurt and angry a man is not as cool as a faceless man

Why is no one working to take out the faceless men? It's not like they're in hiding. Everyone knows about them and how dangerous they can be.

showJaqen isn't very cool though, total pushover

>>Arya IS Jaqen
That seems unlikely.

This
Fuck off pleb, Jaqen is cool and based as fuck.
And so it is.

...

Jaqen used to be super cool, but in s7 he is absolute shit due to his absurd concessions to Arya

Holy shit Year of the Spoony CONFIRMED

*s6

I miss Kindly Man

#MeToo, for some odd reason, I picture kindly man as Ben Kenobi (pic related) Dunno why but Kenobi always comes in mind regarding the kindly man.

Uncle Benjen touched me on the no no when the lights went out.