How can manlets even compete?

How can manlets even compete?

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>Russia speaking in German saying that everyone else is food
>mfw

China, India and Brazil will finally have something to be proud of.

Well the Romans got by alright. They kicked the piss and shit out of tallfags.

where is autralia we're a bretty big guy

Someone shoop Australia as the attack on titan giant looking over the wall pls

The fact that you have big deserts and frozen wasteland won't change the fact that you're only 160cm tall.

Goddamn manlets.

>what is Australia
fucking retarded map

Germans have ruled Russia for centuries

Romanov = German
Lenin = German, Swedish, Jew
Andropov = German
Putin = German

Hetalia is canker shit.

australians are such stupid cunts. when we talk about the usa's size we're talking about the infrastructure. no other country is as big as ours with the the advanced infrastructure and people inhabiting all those areas

Weren't Slavs broadly used as slaves by just about every civilization in the area for ages?

Canada is bigger than China?
Wtf.
And where's Australia?

why are australians so poor at general knowledge?

Canada is the 2nd largest country by geography. I thought that was well known.

Quebec alone would be the 18th largest country in the world if it separated.

more like shorter than japan lmao

So you filled your country with googles and spics, that somehow makes you better than Australia, where the white man has hundreds of kilometers (or miles if you're an idiot) to himself?

Where's Vatican

Sorry brah you need to be over 9 million square kms.

It's a reference to an anime, if you couldn't already tell by the Tumblr art style.

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Nice cropping job.

This chart is about relevant countries.

>Canada is Armin

I'm okay with this.

Nice crop you fucking faggot

>Leaf

Did this on purpose, didn't you?

Looks absolutely great.
Jesus that absolutely looks nothing like AoT

>Hurr durr durr Russia da bes
>We have the largest landmass, chock full of lands nobody else wants!
Fucking commies.

The actual source of the art style is Hetalia.

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I always thought Northern Canada was just a gigantic land mass and was disappointed when I learned maps stretch as they go north

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didn't know canada was bigger than usa.

Is this actually how Russia justifies their current state of affairs?

Pathetic.

Canada is the second largest country after Russia.
We used to joke we'd be first because Russia kept shrinking, then they Putin'd the fuck up

it's close, especially since they have Alaska which everyone forgets about

>Canada is bigger than China?
if you count internal water, Canada is larger than China and the US, but if you don't count it then they aren't (note: no one refuses to count internal water in geographical size except Americans and the Chinese for exactly this reason)

Like this ?

No they don't, only if you use shitty mercator maps. Kys burger

there's no way china is bigger than us. they must not be counting alaska or some shit

*leaf
But whatever you anglos are all the same

Need to ban leafs from posting.

Turks captured some slavic groups, sold em to french and then the french called em slaves.

What's the most redpilled map projection to use?

A yellow snow projection.

Saved cunt

a globe.

I know Canadas a shitton closer to Russia than that so I call bullshit on this engire chart.

Size Matters tho

>WE WUZ N EMPIRE N SHIT

You wot ? Canada is 10 millions km2 while Russia is 17 millions km2.

lmao look at tiny england ahahahaha

Great taste user.

>manlets
>not landlets

you had one fucking job emunigger

Not really, but Russian oligarchs were notably less pleasant to the peasants than other rulers further west, and Russian oligarchs have been pure Nordic Aryans forever. The Rus people were Nordic and they named the fucking place.

I can't remember did they let armin die or the commander?

Why is Italy two guys?

when will manlets learn?

this is the official height chart

They gave it to Armin.

That's gonna be a dumb looking titan

putin german what?

>cm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOL FUCKING METRIC HAHAHAHA YOU DUMB HIPSTER JUST USE FEET LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

Belarus is cute!

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>No Brazil
>No Mexico

Thats pathetic.

>NORMAL PEOPLE
>HIPSTER
>Used by one country in the whole world

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you do realise something like less than 10% of males reach 6'1
are you fucking retarded

So only Canada uses it? That's a fucking lie because a dozen other countries use it because they're not faggot countries

Only countries on the top 10 can post on this thread.

>he actually replied

Imperial system is used by USA and two third-world countries, Canada uses both

china is actually slightly smaller than the US but ok

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Lets do one of these but instead of land mass, by how many people in the world speak your language

>Algeria is on the list
>France isn't

kek

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what the fuck

No we use only imperial
Our government forced metric on us because of the Queerbecucks but nobody knows it. When I went to get my ID and they asked for my height in cm I said I don't know I'm not European and they said it's stupid they ask in cm and had to google it too

LITTLE

Lanklets always look awkward as fuck

>england on it's own
>china includes Taiwan so it's bigger than the US

which idiot drew this?

It goes back further, the Ruroviks were viking conquerors

>English flag

Johnny foreigner resorting to splitting up the sovereign nation for God knows why.

Putin is a proud mongol

Canada is cute

That picture is wrong tho.
Tallest people are found in Netherlands

KRAUT

>they're all white

At least be honest and make china and conada look the same.

What are they from?

>If area of country was proportionate to APH country height.

This, isn't Greenland fuckin 'yuge'?

This is probably the most uncorrect, illogical and just nonsensical shit I've seen this week. Not funny, not interesting, not informing, not deep, not anything. And this slide thread gets 200 posts for some reason.

Cuckchan is done for.

I didnt met any Canadian irl, but according to what i read, speed is mostly measured in km/h, long distances is measured in kilometers volume in litres, etc. I believe it mostly depends on region, and even though Canada officialy uses metric system, ill give you that, there are two ´´civilized´´ coutries using imperal system.

LITTLE KRAUT REICH FOR BIG RUSSIAN COCK

Is there really nothing I can do to get taller I only have like 2 years left of potential growth max. anybody have experience getting taller or maxing height?

Pay for that surgery where they insert a steel rod in your tibia.

I ain't even know what APH is.

But anyways, data show that the average highest people live in Netherlands.
Though it's only by like + 0-3 cm compared to other Euro-countries

He's right though, you don't get this shit on otherchan

Again, proportionate to the total area of the country. It's representing the size of each country, not the average height of a person in the country. The mascot characters being used are irrelevant.

>if cultural density of country was proportionate to the IQ of its population
How can retards even compete?