Family Guy Online Thread

FUCK Ed Edd n Eddy Online, let's talk about the thinking man's MMO.

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Why was this a thing that existed
Who asked for this

>quagmire mains
The worst kind of scum on this planet almost as bad as Stewie mains

Me, I had almost 8,000 hours in the vanilla server before starting a private server for like minded individuals like myself.

BRIAN MAINS REPORT IN!

No dude, Family Guy Online was like a real game, I'm not joking
Someone thought it was a good idea to make a Family Guy MMO

>8000 hours
>spent LITERALLY a year's worth of time playing this shitty game

That's time you're never going to get back

I'd play the hell out of a Simpsons MMO.

Or rather I would if it was 15 years ago and the I hadn't been driven into the ground.

It was funny seeing 30 random guys in Peter's house just walking around

If they made it like Hit and Run but online, that shit would be the motherfucking ass!

>Why was this a thing that existed
Blame wow, back then there was a craze for making MMOs, just like mobas a couple of years ago.

No, it was awful.
All the female classes were one shot by any giggity attack.

Not only that but the lode times for the bonus stages in the middle of combat made it near unplayable. One minuet I finally have the Chicken at critical health, and just before I can land the final blow I'm teleported to some Scottish guy's house and can't return to the fight until I finish a QTE about blowing his bag pipes. The worst part is when I finally get teleported back I found that some level 5 Cleveland came in, killed the Chicken, and took all the loot.

Wtf

I remember this game existing at one point.
What happened to it?

Didn't make it out of beta.

I'm legitimately confused if you're lying or this really happened in game. That's how stupid this was.

Why didn't they just make a Futurama MMO instead? That would've been much better.

I think it's real. I vaguely remember the chicken being a real boss in the game.

>the thinking man's MMO.

How's the eighth grade treating you?

Shit. I really need to know more.

>some level 5 Cleveland came in, killed the Chicken

I know they we're trying to be true to the show by making the chicken fights really overly long and complex, but god damn no fight should take 20 minutes.
And then after 19 minutes some chucklefuck can drop in and KS.
Call me a pussy if you want but I legit killed my account when an Alcoholic spec Brain sidled up and Martini glassed the chicken I'd spend what felt like half an hour on.

Really having fun going around Peter house and see every detail
Waiting for the Chicken player character DLC to come out

You know this was an actual game, right? Shit was canned after some months though.

HEY BETER

>Ed Edd n Eddy Online

Wait, what? When?!

Now
Go play it, it's free and really good
They update it every week or so

Wow it's great, i picked up Ed's class, playing the tutorial right now

But I hate both EEnE and FG.

Who the hell draws a picture of a fake mmo?

Wait what?

Was the matrix one any good?

It was alright. Definitely one of the better concepts for a MMO in any case.

I'd suck like GTA Online.

Holy shit it's actually real what the fuck

It was real.

youtube.com/watch?v=_8GZMlFTg3o

>FG MMO got canned before it even left the Beta phase

>OP posts a real screencap of the Family Guy MMO
>people don't realize it was a real game and start making up fake scenarios
>some of the fake stories were actually possible in the game
This thread is great.

Brian was a paid class, so nobody actually used him.

If people actually tattooed Brian on their arm after his "death", I wouldn't be surprised if they were willing to waste $19.99 in a game that never left beta.
By the way, have the archived page of the game archive.is/PVlt

Remember F/a/mily Guy? Good times, good times.

>Making a fake MMO thread
Come on, these threads get tiring.

I would like to bring up this image.

web.archive.org/web/20130327104855/http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=855

I miss P4R, it was far better than Point and Clickbait.

Imagine if every show had an mmo.

bump

I want to see the hopeless pit of autism that would be a Steven Universe MMO. Or a Horse Show MMO

I love reading the responses of people who just realized that this is not a meme.

SU has some interesting enviroments I would love to see gettting implemented into dungeons.
Beach hubworld would be pretty comfy.

>Steven Universe MMO
>90% of conversations between players are SU quotes
>None can pass the tutorial since they are busy talking about their headcanons

>spoiler
there is a fangame as far as I know

This.
The fantastic setting is SU's biggest redeeming quality.

Imagine how boring an X:RA MMO would be.

Just wandering around in the desert doing jack shit.

Like Journey.

We always joke about the EEnE mmo, but that would have been a way better idea.

EEnE doesn't have lore but I could imagine wanting to hang out on the culdesac and interact with the main characters, explore the weirdly desolate environment and play minigames. It could have borrowed heavily from Club Penguin. I imagine the two demographics overlap, too.

Who the fuck wants to explore the Family Guy world? Who wants to interact with the Family Guy characters? Each family member as a class feels like parody, but evidentally it isn't.

I know this thread is legit but I thought you weren't in on it and was making a joke, but you're right. Fuck me.

How did this happen?

As I said, everyone and his grandma were making mmos in an attempt to get the same success of World of Warcraft.

FUCKING HELL YOU'RE NOT JOKING

You use the Matrix as an example, but that world was already an mmo of sorts. In fact, playing it at a computer would make me feel like mission control. It's logical, is what I'm saying.

I'm just hung up on Family Guy of all franchises. At least The Simpsons has a variety of memorable locations and characters to visit and interact with. Futurama would be an even better choice, if the fanbase was sufficient.

I mean, you're completely correct. I just cant get over the absurdity of it. It's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

Why are stewie and meg not seperate classes.

Mlp does have a fan made mmo.
It's shit and took way too long to get a proper release considering all the shirt open test betas but it exists.

*Short open

Wait, they actually made an MMO?
That was a joke, user. You are also joke, correct?

KOTH Online was the shit, a shame the servers shut down in 2003, I had max pocket sand, all propane upgrades and killed fiddy men with Cotton.

There's an MLP version of everything at this point, not sure why you're surprised.

That thing is going to suffer the same fate as Fighting is Magic.

...

Beta in 2 months

there's brony sims all over second life, may with combat huds enabled. knock yourself out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_Online

IT'S FUCKING REAL

>Unity

>tfw 8000 hours in TF2

What was the gameplay?

What were the quests?

Who the fuck would play this?

Look for yourself youtube.com/watch?v=DKyWd46zOZM
I'm starting to wonder if Sup Forums or /vg/ are aware of this game

>characters are actually fucking classes
>no Meg class alone
>Brian is locked behind a paywall

I can't I fucking can't.

>no Meg class alone
This really fucks with roleplay

Those were the days, weren't they Sup Forumsmrade?

This feels like a joke from the show. How did Seth Mcfarlane not feel any shame?

Also, why haven't Matt Stone and Trey Parker made fun of it yet? They made an entire app just to shit on Quest For Stuff.

We had threads about this do you guys not remember?

>The Brian (or dog) class was notable for the only class not available from the beginning. It must be unlocked by logging in at least once a day for 6-days, or purchased with the welcome pack for $19.99. The Brian class is an all-rounded class, capable of attacking, altering stats, and in some scenarios, healing
Of course, Seth's mouthpiece is the premium class that can do everything.


>They made an entire app just to shit on Quest For Stuff
Which one?

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of newfaggots

>over 1.25 years of consecutive play

>A random, unrelated quote plays every time you talk to a character

>Spends half the video complaining about the sound settings
>I hate gays lol sorry to my gay fans
>I hate tards lol sorry to my tard fans
>plz subscribe to my channel
>I live with my parents

It's a shame this piece of history was recorded by a fucking Let's Play

>90% of conversations were Family Guy quotes
holy shit what

I'm vomiting and laughing at the same time holy fuck