Chris Stuckmann thread? Chris Stuckmann thread

Chris Stuckmann thread? Chris Stuckmann thread.

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Tell that to chucks sucked fuck

it's time to get STUCKMANNIZED

Chris Stuckmann grew up in a diverse neighbourhood

Get STUCCmannized

Chris Stuckmann grew up with autism

Who is pushing this faggot so hard here? He's literally yt's bottom bitch

Fuck off with the soy man

Chris Stuckmann gets all the ladies

fucking why asshole

>farmer with his slaves circa 1852 colorized

Chris Stuckmann likes Chinese cartoons

I cant believe rlm and even his own fan base made him cry on camera. this guy literally takes soy supplement every day.

fake

Chris Stuckmann supports your right to Fair Use

What was his name again? Soy Cuckman? Or am i getting it all wrong?

>this guy literally takes soy supplement every day.
As seen here

Chris Stuckmann is a nice guy, but if you get him angry, then it's beat down time

the one time he literally almost went mad on camera in public.

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WHY IS HIS HEAD SO MISSHAPEN? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES? HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING TO HIS LEFT SO HE'S OBVIOUSLY AWARE

I know the guy who made that 2nd video.

Chris Stuckmann loves minorities.

For you.

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Did someone say Chuck Fuckmen?

Chris Stuckmann writes good scripts

Is that the same jacket he wore in Julia? Holy shit!

>those arms

*Drive music intensifies*

general opinion for Annihilation was that it sucked.
Well, Chris game it a A, also remember that he liked the Book of Henry...

do you think any soul sistas ever gave him the jungle love

Reminder that this guy literally cucked some other youtube guy.

He was staying over at the guy's home in new york and he ended up staying way longer than he was supposed to and only got kicked out after sleeping with the guy's wife.

What a piece of shit

Chris Stuckmann would never do such a thing. Provide evidence user

It's legitimately true. The other guy wrote a salty blog post about it. Let me try and find it.

Go on. Do it. I'm waiting.

>Fury of the Film Fan and Chris Stuckmann had a friendship that was at the time, closer than the other content creators. This was largely due to the fact that they shared the same religion growing up and had faced similar situations in their personal life.

>Eventually, Fury of the Film Fan had invited Chris Stuckmann to stay with him and his family in his New York apartment. Soon after the trip is over is when things went awry.

>"What happened here?

>Fury - "It's very simple what happened. My wife invited Chris to stay with us in New York thinking that this is what I wanted. Instead of saying no on the spot I let it go thinking it was one of those maybe one day kind of things. Soon enough Chris was making plans and I didn't have the heart to say no at that point. It did lead to me and my wife having a conversation about communication. We both should have stopped and thought about this. I decided to make the best of it and take a few days off. A few days were needed because this wasn't a two day thing, Chris ended up planning a 4 day 5 night retreat at my place. I wasn't up for that but he already booked it. I sighed and just thought I'd make the best of it.

>During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.

title made me cringe

>He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him

>He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him.
omg so true wow

Chris Stuckmann is a nice guy. No one has evidence to disprove that

suprised no one has posted this yet:
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Chris Stuckmann is a good actor

Now this is kino

ZODS

>The guy had this chip on his shoulder , like, you couldn't talk to him about anything other than movies. . This one time, my wife was making casual conversation and asked him what he thought he was going to do (work related) and Chris's response was that he intended to move to California and work toward being a movie critic in L.A. so there was this pause...and my wife asks what how he planned to support himself or maybe go to college first to learn about the trade he wanted to jump into, with him being a "filmmaker" and all and his face just changed. I don't think he realized it but after that he pretty much ignored my wife and gave off a little attitude for the rest of the trip. He really was planning to move to LA and he planned to cling on to the Schmoes Know and all their contacts (this is what he does).
>There was no room for casual conversation with Chris, no getting to know him. Everything was either about movies or something superficial. We were adults talking to a child who didn't know how to carry a real conversation and it was awkward. When it was clear Chris didn't want to talk about anything personal we pulled back and our conversations were much..much shorter. "
Is Chris /OurAutist/?

SNAPPED

Chris Stuckmann autistic? NO WAY

Someone describes what his taste in movie is, I watched a couple of his top 10s lists and reviews and still have no idea.

Mainstream, anime and some more artsy movies such as Enemy.

He is an autist who became a normie. We could learn from him.

Still I like Grace Randolph better.

>tfw this is me
Do people really want my fucking life story every time they meet me?

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THICC

If RLM made a joke about you... how would you feel?

>you will never see her in the nude

I can't be mad at stuckmann when there's jeremy jahns.
his oppinions are about as insightful as when you just ask anyone leaving the therater how they liked the movie with one sentence

Critics are usually just people with a glorified opinions. I'll take JJ over many of these pretentious twats any day of the week

Really? I feel like out of all the normie youtube critics Jahns is the only one who's not afraid to critisize superhero, Disney films, etc. He's not a good critic of course, but at least he's not a sellout fanboy unlike Stuckman or Collider idiots and doesn't piss himself and gives A+ to every hyped blockbuster

I didn't watch all that much of jahns when I saw his alien review where he complained about it being boring because nothing happens

But Alien is actually boring and nothing happens. Aliens is okay though.

I bet he cherishes this photo so much

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>I grew up with black people

>Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him.
You added that part yourself. The rest is true though

jej

That's right. Chris Stuckmann is woke

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After Effects wizards should meme the hell out of this.

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>Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him.
What a Chad

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It's down. Does anyone has it?

>t.omega brainlet

>is made fun of for being a manchild
>is probably more likely to produce offspring than 99% of this board

Ok darling. Tell me what's good about it. If you can.

kino

This is why if you can't afford good lighting and set design, you shot in black and white

lol he bought and enjoyed Space Cop

Reminder that the British media are so afraid of him they actually doxxed him into hiding

I like the guy but his comments that it’s fine to promote the Jeepers Creepers films because the Victor Salva happened a long time ago and he served a jail sentence is fuckin fucked

>He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him