Which is the better;

Which is the better;
a) Critic
b) Filmmaker
c) Person

a) none
b) none
c) i guess mike. he's honest

The joke might be funny, if Mike had ever invested a full day's worth of genuinely hard work into a project, in his life. The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

They really are pretty inept

a) Mike
b) Mike
c) James

>le shit le fuck le fucking shit xddd
No way AVGN is a better critic.

Neither are particularly insightful critics, but both seem like nice enough guys in real life. I would like to see Mike and Mike shoot the breeze about Star Trek.

mike
mike
jay

Jay is a pitiful beta with terrible taste in everything.

James actually seems to love film and has a wide enough frame of reference as opposed to Mike who, like most, is only in love with his own idea of what film should be.