IT'S OFFICIAL: Queen Elizabeth has gone senile

IT'S OFFICIAL: Queen Elizabeth has gone senile.

Just recently, it has been declared that the MAD Queen of England - ruler of the British commonwealth, has offered the USA its former seat of imperial submission and "asked" us to...rejoin...the...commonwealth.

Was she...serious?

I think that maybe, you Brits are taking this whole brexit, nationalism thing, just a...'taaaad' towards the deep end here. You may wanna step back into more shallow water before you get swept by the current...if you know what I mean?

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Britain is known for colonizing countries filled with brown people.

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Yes please

well do you want to rejoin the commonwealth?

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I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Lower your arms and surrender your countries.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.

You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.
Prepare to be COLONISED.

Not really, no

Yes

The commonwealth?
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>if you know what I mean?
>knows what you mean

yes I know what you mean

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How about if you keep your guns and we return the barbarians back to their rightful homelands?

Come home, American man.

If you mean by having duo citizenships, then sure.

But if you mean by seceding our independence and 70 years of hegemonic rule...then i'll have respectfully decline that offer.

However, ask me again "IF" trump wins, and that's a big "IF"... I may just may take you up on that.

why not? it will be good for trade?

nioooce

You will make a great addition to our empire.

You think I'm joking?

If that was possible, sure.

But how about this instead: England become the 51st state and can keep the king or queen and their tea, but you'll have to pay less taxes and have more freedom

How does that Spund?

We will also let you have fully automatic assault mini guns with rocket launchers and tactical nukes..m with Bayonets

Why is every American such traitorous cowards?

>But if you mean by seceding our independence and 70 years of hegemonic rule...then i'll have respectfully decline that offer.
You'll regret that once Prince George ascends to the throne and establishes the European ethno-state, lad

>not wanting to be part pf the Commonwealth
It'll be a good laugh lad, come on.

The Anglo-Trade union is coming.

God help us all.

the commonwealth IS NOT the empire

I'd pay more taxes in the USA, then I do here.

>He thinks his false democracy is better than being part of an Empire

I'll think about it, pop's...

Come home, Paddy.

Time for Khan to make his move and takeover Britannia for the peaceful Muslim people

ITS HAPPENING

They ask us to rejoin the commonwealth too. It's just some weird thing they do.

I'd prefer Harry Potter.

Well it'd also allow untold amounts of your non whites into our lands if we did that, also Besides, are Scotland/Wales not allowed?

You guys are joining though....

i hope it will scrap import tax from the usa costs a fortune to buy american goods

Now THIS idea, I like.

Other than tolerating the canucks, I'd be totally okay with this

oh you

>can keep the king or queen

Read the constitution you fuckwit. The royal family gets a date with the guillotine or they don't get admitted to the union.

Not until the EU demands we raise our corporate tax rate. Then we will want to undermine your corporate tax rate. If you can't deal with that why would we even bother leaving the EU?

How of that possible? How much do you pay in taxes now? I'm at about 34% at 65k a year

No bruh you remove our dindus THEN all that other stuff happens

Well since our Federal Reseve bank is a branch office of the Bank of England I guess she does have standing to ask. The real question is weather she knows something. Is this a harbinger of a dollar collapse. Would be funny as hell if BOE came in and saved the day. She is a cold hard bitch that queen is.

Caveat emptor.

It's been over two centuries now, time for you get over it "old man."

Effective 40% at about €55k a year. Not including things like mandatory insurances, charges for utilities and sales tax.

It's horrible.

We can make exceptions for our British brothers. King and Queen would have no power and they would only be the king or queen of Britain

>Less taxes
>This is what Americans believe

Seriously though, I'd happily support some sort of union between Britain and America as long as the Monarchy is preserved here.

oh fugg XDDD

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Sup Forums, I'm going to make a DBZ analogy here. Originally PIccolo was a single entity. The entity didn't like the evil thoughts and impulses it had within itself, so it split in two and the good half became "Kami" God of Earth, and the other half became "Piccolo" Demon King. Through various battles and experiences Piccolo completely lost his evil nature and became a much more reasonable being. This would eventually lead to Piccolo rejoining with Kami back into a single, super powerful being.

If Trump wins, I think one of the things he should work towards is making Britain the 51st state. Under Trump, America and Britain can become a single, fucking invincible country just like Piccolo and Kami.

t. Black Guy who likes DBZ

I have a better idea, pal...how bout Britain becomes the 51st state instead? So Wut you say, eh? We do this the American way?

I calculated your income for the UK and you'd pay 28% effective tax in the UK but that percentage would increase since income above £43k is taxed at 40%.

We rejoin the Commonwealth when you kick out all the pakis and refugees

Shallow water?

FUCKING ROYAL NAVY!

Time to post my favorite queen pic.

>mfw the UK gets buttflustered after we say no and try to invade us

top tip top kek

That's not too awful. When I make a little more it'll be at 39% total federal and state faces as well as social security, Medicare, etc., however my health insurance is already paid for by my work and isn't taxed. The u.s. has high taxes but I think for the average person it's only slightly less than Europe

I could see making it where only the royal line could hold the position of Governor in the 51st state of Britain.

How much do you pay in taxes per year? Percentage and your income. I'm at 34% athe 65k a year

BRITAIN FOR 51st STATE. Uncuck the UK! Guns for everyone!

Wtf is going on in here?

need to UK, Canada, New Zealand and Ozland.

Lions together.

What's the next level of taxes in England? Like how much do you have to make for it to you above 40%?

On the surface level it looks like Americans pay fuck all tax but having talked to Americans you just have low income tax and then get raped with everything else.

We have high income tax and low everything else, but it's creeping up all the time.

IMO this thread is proof that the Revolutionary's would have been Democrats fighting against the British controlled system not the Republicucks who would have probably been loyalists, the south was always full of traitors anyway

Hmmm....really makes me think

...you win this round, leaf.

Hell yeah! We'll give her a tiny strip of Florida and send all our worthless and jobless G-dawgs! Then we wait for the next hurricane to hit. They will NOT prepare for the hurricane but make protest signs (BLM) and try to stop it.

If Hillary wins, maybe.

Shut up assburger

Do I get still to get drunk, wearing a huge star-spangled-top hat, and shoot off bottle rockets every July 4th -- damning England and the end of British tyranny??

Oceania happening?

And then post my favorite fester. The queen was invited to the Bohemien Grove gathering one year. She is one of Them.

>whips his country into a misguided furor and dips when they need to face the fallout

what a hack

65k here would be taxed at about 30-31%

>revolutionaries
The democrats in power are all socialists, and the queen wants anglo world power to rule again.
Fuck 'em all, we're Americans you faggot.

Yeah the actual TAX itself for the federal government isn't THAT bad but once yo7 factor in the money taken out of my check BY the feds for Medicare, social security, and state tax, it adds up to like 34% and closer to 40 once I hit like 80k or something

It really sucks. I wish I lived in a state like Florida or Texas where there is no state income tax

I can show you one if my pay checks if you wanna see

Very cheeky

Why not just merge our royal families? Prince Baron shall marry Prince Williams next daughter. The Trump family and the house of Windsor shall merge!

Ain't that that nice lady who breeds the Corgis? She's cool, I guess, I'd have to say I'd rather have her as my head of state than the nigger or Hillary.

Your monarchy doesn't even have a role in government, and Prince "If they're a minority, they're my priority" Harry is an oil driller.

This

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Does that include your mandatory things like health insurance and other social programs or is that strictly just the government tax

>I Don't Understand What the Commonwealth Is: The Thread

I'm flattered UK, but I don't think I'm ready to get back into that relationship again. It's better if we just stay friends.

Never! I'll never be Fuckingham Palace's loyal pet! I'd rather break away and join Japan to recreate the Japanese Empire with the Western Pacific states as its protectorates! Tenno Heika Banzai!!!

A Texas user once said they have huge property taxes instead of income tax. Was about as much as all the income tax I pay for his house.

Even if you are renting that will be passed onto you.

>all caps
>"Everybody else is
>like
>shocked and mortified and she's just
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>"But the party has only just started motherfuckers"
Tumblr is so unfunny, it's a new form of cringey.

Only if trump loses and Nigel becomes God emperor of Britain

I was playing civ 6 and England was beating my shit in thats why I want back in

That is including all the social fluff - would be 24% for just gov tax.

If you rent an apartment or a room from someone, it's not bad

I lived in Florida where there wasn't an income tax and it really was pretty nice

Here is the list of what was taken out if my paycheck for 1 check and year to date

Baron Trump will go on to marry Princess Charlotte, joining the houses of Trump and Windsor and mark the beginning of a new Anglo Empire. Cap this.

Screencap this!

Looks similar to mine but the dedications have different names obviously. The only thing I really have going for me is a defined benefits pension.

uk and the usa has hit its peak power

time to join and create a hyper power m8 its the only way from here...china and russia are already getting to cozy with each other.

Shhh let the American education flow. Honestly, what's the end goal dual citizenship?