Just recently, it has been declared that the MAD Queen of England - ruler of the British commonwealth, has offered the USA its former seat of imperial submission and "asked" us to...rejoin...the...commonwealth.
Was she...serious?
I think that maybe, you Brits are taking this whole brexit, nationalism thing, just a...'taaaad' towards the deep end here. You may wanna step back into more shallow water before you get swept by the current...if you know what I mean?
Britain is known for colonizing countries filled with brown people.
Matthew Roberts
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Ryder Carter
Yes please
Justin Hughes
well do you want to rejoin the commonwealth?
Benjamin Gomez
DELETE THIS
Aaron Sanders
I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Lower your arms and surrender your countries. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated. We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.
We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.
We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.
You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant. We only wish to raise quality of life for all species. Why do you resist?
We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts. Prepare to be COLONISED.
How about if you keep your guns and we return the barbarians back to their rightful homelands?
Camden Russell
Come home, American man.
Noah Scott
If you mean by having duo citizenships, then sure.
But if you mean by seceding our independence and 70 years of hegemonic rule...then i'll have respectfully decline that offer.
However, ask me again "IF" trump wins, and that's a big "IF"... I may just may take you up on that.
Ryan Rogers
why not? it will be good for trade?
Blake Collins
nioooce
Parker Turner
You will make a great addition to our empire.
Michael Rivera
You think I'm joking?
Nathaniel Garcia
If that was possible, sure.
But how about this instead: England become the 51st state and can keep the king or queen and their tea, but you'll have to pay less taxes and have more freedom
How does that Spund?
We will also let you have fully automatic assault mini guns with rocket launchers and tactical nukes..m with Bayonets
Jaxon Russell
Why is every American such traitorous cowards?
Adam Brooks
>But if you mean by seceding our independence and 70 years of hegemonic rule...then i'll have respectfully decline that offer. You'll regret that once Prince George ascends to the throne and establishes the European ethno-state, lad
David Rogers
>not wanting to be part pf the Commonwealth It'll be a good laugh lad, come on.
Aiden Phillips
The Anglo-Trade union is coming.
God help us all.
Wyatt Morales
the commonwealth IS NOT the empire
Cameron Morris
I'd pay more taxes in the USA, then I do here.
Cooper Richardson
>He thinks his false democracy is better than being part of an Empire
Julian Cox
I'll think about it, pop's...
Chase King
Come home, Paddy.
Thomas Turner
Time for Khan to make his move and takeover Britannia for the peaceful Muslim people
Isaiah Kelly
ITS HAPPENING
Nathan Hall
They ask us to rejoin the commonwealth too. It's just some weird thing they do.
Dylan Diaz
I'd prefer Harry Potter.
Grayson Martinez
Well it'd also allow untold amounts of your non whites into our lands if we did that, also Besides, are Scotland/Wales not allowed?
Hudson Hernandez
You guys are joining though....
Nicholas Miller
i hope it will scrap import tax from the usa costs a fortune to buy american goods
Aaron Collins
Now THIS idea, I like.
Jackson Ramirez
Other than tolerating the canucks, I'd be totally okay with this
Jack Roberts
oh you
Jack Hall
>can keep the king or queen
Read the constitution you fuckwit. The royal family gets a date with the guillotine or they don't get admitted to the union.
Jacob Taylor
Not until the EU demands we raise our corporate tax rate. Then we will want to undermine your corporate tax rate. If you can't deal with that why would we even bother leaving the EU?
Owen Fisher
How of that possible? How much do you pay in taxes now? I'm at about 34% at 65k a year
No bruh you remove our dindus THEN all that other stuff happens
Dominic Hughes
Well since our Federal Reseve bank is a branch office of the Bank of England I guess she does have standing to ask. The real question is weather she knows something. Is this a harbinger of a dollar collapse. Would be funny as hell if BOE came in and saved the day. She is a cold hard bitch that queen is.
Caveat emptor.
Brayden White
It's been over two centuries now, time for you get over it "old man."
Robert Taylor
Effective 40% at about €55k a year. Not including things like mandatory insurances, charges for utilities and sales tax.
It's horrible.
Zachary Wood
We can make exceptions for our British brothers. King and Queen would have no power and they would only be the king or queen of Britain
Isaiah Reyes
>Less taxes >This is what Americans believe
Seriously though, I'd happily support some sort of union between Britain and America as long as the Monarchy is preserved here.
Chase Campbell
oh fugg XDDD
Blake Torres
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Owen Nelson
Sup Forums, I'm going to make a DBZ analogy here. Originally PIccolo was a single entity. The entity didn't like the evil thoughts and impulses it had within itself, so it split in two and the good half became "Kami" God of Earth, and the other half became "Piccolo" Demon King. Through various battles and experiences Piccolo completely lost his evil nature and became a much more reasonable being. This would eventually lead to Piccolo rejoining with Kami back into a single, super powerful being.
If Trump wins, I think one of the things he should work towards is making Britain the 51st state. Under Trump, America and Britain can become a single, fucking invincible country just like Piccolo and Kami.
t. Black Guy who likes DBZ
Xavier Ward
I have a better idea, pal...how bout Britain becomes the 51st state instead? So Wut you say, eh? We do this the American way?
Benjamin Johnson
I calculated your income for the UK and you'd pay 28% effective tax in the UK but that percentage would increase since income above £43k is taxed at 40%.
Elijah Gray
We rejoin the Commonwealth when you kick out all the pakis and refugees
Nathaniel Wood
Shallow water?
FUCKING ROYAL NAVY!
Adrian Foster
Time to post my favorite queen pic.
Gabriel Lee
>mfw the UK gets buttflustered after we say no and try to invade us
Carter Lewis
top tip top kek
Adam Thompson
That's not too awful. When I make a little more it'll be at 39% total federal and state faces as well as social security, Medicare, etc., however my health insurance is already paid for by my work and isn't taxed. The u.s. has high taxes but I think for the average person it's only slightly less than Europe
Colton Morris
I could see making it where only the royal line could hold the position of Governor in the 51st state of Britain.
Alexander Martinez
How much do you pay in taxes per year? Percentage and your income. I'm at 34% athe 65k a year
Jackson Ward
BRITAIN FOR 51st STATE. Uncuck the UK! Guns for everyone!
Nolan Diaz
Wtf is going on in here?
Ryder Mitchell
need to UK, Canada, New Zealand and Ozland.
Lions together.
Ayden Sanchez
What's the next level of taxes in England? Like how much do you have to make for it to you above 40%?
Camden Ramirez
On the surface level it looks like Americans pay fuck all tax but having talked to Americans you just have low income tax and then get raped with everything else.
We have high income tax and low everything else, but it's creeping up all the time.
Isaac Thomas
IMO this thread is proof that the Revolutionary's would have been Democrats fighting against the British controlled system not the Republicucks who would have probably been loyalists, the south was always full of traitors anyway
Matthew Evans
Hmmm....really makes me think
Brandon Morales
...you win this round, leaf.
Connor Brooks
Hell yeah! We'll give her a tiny strip of Florida and send all our worthless and jobless G-dawgs! Then we wait for the next hurricane to hit. They will NOT prepare for the hurricane but make protest signs (BLM) and try to stop it.
Benjamin Nguyen
If Hillary wins, maybe.
John Evans
Shut up assburger
Jayden Scott
Do I get still to get drunk, wearing a huge star-spangled-top hat, and shoot off bottle rockets every July 4th -- damning England and the end of British tyranny??
Grayson Mitchell
Oceania happening?
Owen Smith
And then post my favorite fester. The queen was invited to the Bohemien Grove gathering one year. She is one of Them.
Josiah Nguyen
>whips his country into a misguided furor and dips when they need to face the fallout
what a hack
Ayden Bell
65k here would be taxed at about 30-31%
Angel Torres
>revolutionaries The democrats in power are all socialists, and the queen wants anglo world power to rule again. Fuck 'em all, we're Americans you faggot.
Ayden Hernandez
Yeah the actual TAX itself for the federal government isn't THAT bad but once yo7 factor in the money taken out of my check BY the feds for Medicare, social security, and state tax, it adds up to like 34% and closer to 40 once I hit like 80k or something
It really sucks. I wish I lived in a state like Florida or Texas where there is no state income tax
I can show you one if my pay checks if you wanna see
Isaac Reed
Very cheeky
Juan Cruz
Why not just merge our royal families? Prince Baron shall marry Prince Williams next daughter. The Trump family and the house of Windsor shall merge!
Evan Evans
Ain't that that nice lady who breeds the Corgis? She's cool, I guess, I'd have to say I'd rather have her as my head of state than the nigger or Hillary.
Cooper Peterson
Your monarchy doesn't even have a role in government, and Prince "If they're a minority, they're my priority" Harry is an oil driller.
Noah Edwards
This
Levi Morgan
leaf slightly redeemed
Josiah Sullivan
Does that include your mandatory things like health insurance and other social programs or is that strictly just the government tax
Nathaniel Sullivan
>I Don't Understand What the Commonwealth Is: The Thread
Logan Reyes
I'm flattered UK, but I don't think I'm ready to get back into that relationship again. It's better if we just stay friends.
Gavin Reyes
Never! I'll never be Fuckingham Palace's loyal pet! I'd rather break away and join Japan to recreate the Japanese Empire with the Western Pacific states as its protectorates! Tenno Heika Banzai!!!
Leo Cox
A Texas user once said they have huge property taxes instead of income tax. Was about as much as all the income tax I pay for his house.
Even if you are renting that will be passed onto you.
Ian Reyes
>all caps >"Everybody else is >like >shocked and mortified and she's just >like >"But the party has only just started motherfuckers" Tumblr is so unfunny, it's a new form of cringey.
Brandon Lopez
Only if trump loses and Nigel becomes God emperor of Britain
Parker Gray
I was playing civ 6 and England was beating my shit in thats why I want back in
Mason Martinez
That is including all the social fluff - would be 24% for just gov tax.
Zachary Cox
If you rent an apartment or a room from someone, it's not bad
I lived in Florida where there wasn't an income tax and it really was pretty nice
Here is the list of what was taken out if my paycheck for 1 check and year to date
Luke Myers
Baron Trump will go on to marry Princess Charlotte, joining the houses of Trump and Windsor and mark the beginning of a new Anglo Empire. Cap this.
Ryan Hill
Screencap this!
Jacob Price
Looks similar to mine but the dedications have different names obviously. The only thing I really have going for me is a defined benefits pension.
Blake Allen
uk and the usa has hit its peak power
time to join and create a hyper power m8 its the only way from here...china and russia are already getting to cozy with each other.
Dylan Reyes
Shhh let the American education flow. Honestly, what's the end goal dual citizenship?