This movie opened my eyes. I'm never eating at McDonald's again

This movie opened my eyes. I'm never eating at McDonald's again.

>Hey people, eating shitty fast food 3 times a day for a month is bad for your health

What a fucking genius
McDonald and other shit is fine once in a while

fpbp
anything is bad for you in large quantities

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This fucking guy was drinking the entire time during that which means that test is pointless.

>"Or is it because I’ve consistently been drinking since the age of 13? I haven’t been sober for more than a week in 30 years... "

Mid movie I had to pause the DVD & hit the drive thru for a large #4.

This guy is so full of shit it's unreal

This thread made me hungry. I will be eating at MacDonalds again.

Wtf, this is the last dude who should ever give out advice...

Are the burgers themselves unhealthy. Or is it the fries and soda not the burgers? Because I don't think beef, bread, tomato and lettuce are unhealthy unless they're using very oily beef.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>DUDE IF YOU EAT FAST FOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WILL GET FAT!

were americans really unaware of this?

It wasn't even actually raining? What the fuck

The buns have a really high amount of sugar in them and I imagine that the burgers used to be really low quality, and are probably still really fatty. The main problem with McDonald’s meals is that it is a very high >1000 amount of calories, but it’s mostly fast digesting carbs and fried vegetable oils. So you’re sort of right, it’s not the actual meat itself that is the problem, but the buns are also part of the issue.

>be a fat slow dumbass obsessed with drugs
>smoke a ton of weed just to prove you can
>turn around and act like it's a study even though they're not checking for anything and nothing is tested
>'well guys, it looks like I can smoke a lot of weed, and it didn't even, uh, do whatever it is that people think would happen'
How is this even a movie

B-but he took an SAT test, that teenagers take.

The only thing that stuck with me from that movie was when he was going cold turkey and he said the green in the green traffic light reminded him of pot; like fuck dude, get it together.

I go to MacDonald's everyday. Because one of the crew is extremely handsome.

A shame they didn't get a funny stoner to do it. Doug Benson sucks. I'd watch a doc on Seth Rogan and James Franco smoking nonstop for a month though. At least it'd be like a buddy movie and not some piece of shit named Doug fucking around for 90mins

Didnt torture myself through this, but most ""stoner""" movies are just braindead to appeal to braindead tweens and fat NEET stoners.
Almost every weed movie is fucking shit except Pineapple express and Weeds (declined hard the last few seasons tho)

I never order their hamburgers. I always order their water. I'm addicted to MacDonald's water.

Angry that I never got to try a supersized meal because of this asshole.

This movie is fucking terrible
>sees nutritionist
>"You're eating twice the amount of calories you should"
>"hmmm"
>proceeds to eat so much he pukes at lunch
>unsurprisingly gets fat
>"woooooww wtf how was I supposed to know that would happen"

The only thing this movie did was create another giant group of retards that understand nothing about food, dieting, nutrition, or how the body works, it's the gun control of food

Mcdonald is part of the infantilization of society like capeshit. It's designed to look like toys. Only soycucks go there after 18.

Have you seen his podcast, Getting Doug With High? It's fucking awful, he just gets really high and acts like a total child about it, getting confused about everything and being really weird with the guests. He had Jack Black on, who said he didn't smoke and had to be kind of convinced to smoke on the show, then when it hits him he gets super nervous because he realizes he's a famous actor doing idrugs he's not familiar with on camera with everyone watching, then Doug basically hounds him for 'not being cool about it' and picks on him the entire time for acting strangely when Doug's the one who literally argued with him to get him high. Everything Jack said he was worried about happened but Doug wasn't paying attention when Jack said it because he was too focused on trying to get high.
He's like your average fat 15 year old rude stoner, almost every word out of his mouth is toget himself and the people around him high. He gets nervous when people don't smoke as much as he does, so he starts stonewalling and gaslighting them with a million white lies about how weed is perfect and 'everyone should always be high'. He's that guy who tries to get everyone to smoke weed for no reason all the time and he doesn't understand that people have literally anything else going on.
Pisses me off, really. It's cool to have your hobbies, and weed is fine, but he's one of these guys who's constantly trying to get everyone into drugs and saying delusional shit to make himself more comfortable with being unable to put the pipe down.

>Have you seen his podcast, Getting Doug With High? It's fucking awful
That's for sure though the Jack Black one is memorable. Jack Black has a bit of a freakout when he's stoned.

The entire unspoken implication of this movie is that Americans don't have free will enough not to eat the biggest thing offered to them. The entire 'experiment' quietly presupposes that Americans have literally no decision making or any role in their own diet. The whole thing is flawed because of that assumption, but the thing is that's the main message the movie is subtly revolving around. He's not testing if McDonald's is a viable diet, he's pantomiming being a fat retard who always says yes to more food because it's a dishonest documentary made literally to manipulate an industry, bankrolled by 'concerned parties' no doubt. This doc is like something a politician pays you to make.

Jack was cool on the show, I like him. It highly bothered me that Doug was giving him shit the whole time for not being a Level 40 Grand Master Stoner. It's like, you got the dude high, now he's acting high, what do you want? Is this just a show where you drug sober people to laugh at them for being drugged?

A low budget doc that was on Netflix a few years back disproved everything about super size me. Literally everything. It's called "fat head". The dude in fathead went on an all mcdonalds diet for 30 days. What he did different was, simply keeping his calorie count "at around 2000", and walked 45 mins a day, 5 days a week.
My dude lost like 15 lbs, and his body fat ratio was lower, his blood pressure, cholesterol, all that other important shit improved EMENCELY.
The whole point of fat head was to show youre only what you eat, if you fucking eat 5000 calroies of it every day, like moragn spurlock was doing.

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This.
Cheat days were made for this.