1 billion people

>1 billion people
>absolute no cinema of note in its entire history

what a fucking shithole

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What is this pic? And
>I know nothing about it so it doesn't exist

Egypt got some nice movies.

>It's another Who Killed Captain Alex thread

>he has this little knowledge of geography
It’s South America you illiterate

I knew that, the flags are all over the place you retard

Watch Timbuktu

umm sweaty, think you're forgetting about Marvel's latest blockbuster

fookin prawns mayne

shot in korea and usa. nothing to do with africa, zero, nothing

>Implying Rockson Emmanuel isn't kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1GoEMeeRFA

Egypt and Tunisia have great cinema and often present movies in festivals like cannes and Sundance. One of the richest actors in the world is Egyptian. Educate yourself before posting things on the internet user

IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAYYYY FROM YOUUUUUUU

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>One of the richest actors in the world is Egyptian
Who?

colonization destroyed africa in an era when the rest of the world was marching forward in economics and technology.
and de-colonization left a power vacuum that has led to tyranny and civil strife
coupled with the fact that most rare minerals used in modern technology come from mines in africa that are controlled by war lords

white people, not even once

Diana's dead boyfriend

Adel Emmam

They rape infants to cure aids. They’re not exactly the pinnacle of humanity.

Better than CW's Flash.

I'm African and that's bullshit.

Nollywood is great
shitting on poor countries for not having hollywood production capabilities is stupid
appreciate what you have, dingaling

>323 million people
>absolute no cinema of note in its entire history

Tbh this isnt half had considering a [ niggers iq of 70]

this is the only other explanation

>colonization destroyed africa

So a continent which hadn't yet invented the wheel or the written language would have produced the next Kubrick if white people didn't bring civilisation to it?

do you have any evidence of that one buddy?

>He is not a Nina Productions connoisseur
>He has not watched B14 1&2
Fucking plebs

>doesn't know Who Killed Captain Alex?

kys

Not that rich

plebs

Africans were behind the times so they were plundered, and African kings willingly sold their people in to slavery to more developed nations.

13:30 KABA CHURCH
youtu.be/8bmwHFXtc3M
ORIGINAL BIBLE

Read blood germs and steel you evil racist bigot. Oh wait, this is Sup Forums so I guess you w-won’t educate yourself. Bully.

all the flags being normal size should be a hint

God bless the Wakaliwood guys. They're doing something they love despite the circumstances.

What the fuck are you on about? Egypt had an active movie industry churning multiple pictures a year since the mid 20's. They have the equivalent of Hollywood over there. Tunisia too although not at the scale of Egypt.
Don't know bout the rest. kek.

Eygpt and the south african dutch made good films.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE IF YOU TALK ABOUT SUB SAHARAN AFRICA MENTION IT AS SUB SAHARAN MOTHERFUCKING AFRICA. STOP LUMPING FUCKING MEDS AND NORTH AFRICANS WITH THE REST OF THE NIGGERS.
I mean we're all niggerish in some way but still. There's a a huge fucking difference between us and the rest of the continent.

Pathetic post t bh

>i haven't watched any african film so they don't exist
imagine being this much of a fucking pleb

check out this kino faggot

Film:Cairo Station
Director:Chahine, Youssef
Country: Egypt

Film: Touki Bouki
Director:Mambéty, Djibril Diop
Country: Senegal

Film: Xala
Director: Sembene, Ousmane
Country: Senegal

Film: Black Girl
Director: Sembene, Ousmane
Country: Senegal

Film: Ceddo
Director: Sembene, Ousmane
Country: Senegal

Film:Yeelen
Director: Cissé, Souleymane
Country: Mali

TIGER MAFIA
WHATS HAPPENING
HELLO
EVERBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU

honestly, this is CW tier. or maybe CBS Supergirl

Zulu was pretty tight

Man, the man is killing us, over.

>B...but we have Star Wars and Marvel Cinemetic Universe!

>Africa with colonization is a backwards shithole
>China with colonization is Hong Kong
>Japan with 2 nukes dropped on them and colonization afterwards is elf cyberpunk
>North America with colonization creates 1 superpower and 1 power in terms of cultural pacifism and peace
>Middle East with colonization manages to build functional and advanced cities from barren deserts

African blacks are simply a failure by themselves.

How the fuck has nobody mentioned Nigerian Hollywood?

THIS

You losers can appreciate real art.

>This nigga never heard of "Hotel Rwanda" and "Beast of No Nation."

Take your Sup Forums goggles off whiteboi.

Egypt and Tunisia are not Africa.

What continent are they apart of then?

>"Hotel Rwanda"
OH BOY, I WONDER WHICH PROMINENT BLACK DIRECTOR MADE THIS KIN- OOOOOOPS, HOW EMBARRASSING FOR YOU MY UNDERAGE FRIEND

EVERYONE IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG -FU!

MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE

>"Beast of No Nation."
LET'S TRY THAT AGAI- OH HOW EMBARRASSING YET AGAIN MY DUMBSHIT CHILD

>you will never live to see Madagascar kino

Why live bros?

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>How come there are no notable movies that came out of Africa?
>List two movies

N-no i-it doesn't count, t-the director is white.

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Keep crying nappy headed bitch nigga.

this

Well that's a pile of hot garbage, except for Wanderers of the Desert...that was good.

When we say Africa we mean Sub-Saharan Africa aka the land of niggers. Egypt and Tunisia were part of the Roman Empire. Different gravy.

> I'm teaching you about kino industries around the world
> Europe has Le Nouvelle Vague and other arthouse kino
> India has Bollywood and their own rules of kino
> Asia is literal kinofactory, Japanese anime, Hong Kong noir, Chinese kung-fu, Korean thriller and so on
> Murica has Hollywood, no need to say anything more
> Africa has....
> I'm still thinking

Heh. That's like saying Maine and North Dakota are actually Canada.

Sure, user.

Maine should be Canada.

>made $100 million on the box office with only a $5 million budget.

I'm surprised how it hasn't been mentioned yet.

this was kino

cringe

was just gunna reply with this

>Kino on Video

Sorry but Black Girl is shit

I cant explain why but niggers somehow blend in with that architecture in the movie yet our black americans look out of place in our cities.

based Senegal

It's almost like creating cinema for the masses requires an educated, skilled workforce, an advanced level of infrastructure, a politically stable government, and a relative high quality of life, with low crime and a fair amount of natural resources and high level of technological equipment.

South african Kino scene

youtu.be/H3-F4qZYJz4?t=272

Then why is OP's photo a picture of the whole continent? Besides, if anything Egypt to Morocco is closer to being Middle Eastern than fucking Roman.

the saharan desert was basically an evolutionary barrier
homo erectus that braved the desert eventually turned into neanderthals and hobbits, while homo erectus that stayed in sub-sahara evolved into humans.
and then we all fucked each other and here we are. there isnt a human alive today north of the sahara that doesnt have some kind of other human subspecies DNA in their genes.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4947341/

Bad Black is a huge improvement over Who Killed Captain Alex and I say that as someone who loved that film

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>Be Me
>African
>Spend entire life hunting animals and fucking girls
>Pale skin foreigners who sound like girls say its a bad thing
>What is bad? I cannot see bad I cant fuck bad what is bad bad is nothing these white people they are crazy I swear
>They call me a savage for beating up people
>I dont understand what is wrong with hitting people it is so fun to me white people are crazy
>I need money for stuff I see a guy and hit him with a rock then take his money
>White man says I am a thief and should work for money
>Why must I wait for the money why cant I have it now?

Africa summed up

Technically it's french-made...

is this bait?

Poes means pussy BTW in case someone can't catch the joke

Genuine kino.

Is this b8? I can't tell anymore with you retards.

sauce?

>guns, germs and steel
you do know that's not taken seriously in academic circles and it's theories not really paid attention to, right?

Shut up nigger.

This argument only works if Japan, Germany, and S. Korea didn't suffer similar economic and political conditions, but still managed to achieve developed country status in two generations, or even less than that. Hell, even ASEAN nations that suffered horribly during the post-WW2 era are performing better than most African nations.

Look at Malaysia, Vietnam, and even the Philippines. Vietnam, for example, boasts an average life expectancy of 74, a fertility rate of 1.8, and a 95+ literacy rate. It's not First-World quality results, but the country is improving, getting closer and it's much better than the majority of African Black majority countries.

>give African a camera
>he tries to eat it

well, that's why

I'm gonna list foreign countries that have good films and aren't first world
>Russia
>Brazil
>Indonesia

>no cinema of note
pls

Iran also has a plenty of kinos. Can't explain why

W A L I K A W O O D
S U P A H S T A R

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG-FU

WE BRING YOU BRUCE-U

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that wasn't half bad

That's actually pretty good