Netflix Witcher Series

ENTIRE CAST OF CHARACTERS CONFIRMED.

>twitter.com/LHissrich/status/967114425294454785

- Geralt de Rivia
- Yennefer
- Ciri
- Roach
- Jaskier
- Triss Merigold
- Cahir
- Regis
- Vilgefortz
- Emhyr
- Milva
- Leo Bonhart

>Geralt
Fucking dropped

Also this, seems like this will be 100% based on the books.

>Geralt
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau or Anson Mount

>Yennifer
Kate Beckinsale, Eva Green or Katie Mcgrath if on a budget

>Ciri
Fresh Face

>Triss
Malin Akerman

>Roach
Sarah Jessica Parker

>Kate Beckinsale, Eva Green or Katie Mcgrath
All of them old as fuck.

>Wanting Yennifer the 100 year old sorceress to be played by a 20 year old

Do you not understand anything about the Witcher, idiot?

She should be played by a 30 year old.

Are you fucking retarded or just pretending?

Yennefer might be over 120 years old but she looks like a 30yo woman you brainlet. She needs to be played for someone that is between 25-32 yo.

epic xD

Go back.

>Not liking geralt
>Being heterosexual on 2018

does anyone even care about this shit besides Sup Forumsedditors?

Netflix has pretty much been peddling well-produced mediocrity as of late tho

What about nah nigga Éibhear?

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>tfw they don't have the budget to include dwarves

>No Dandelion

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>There's an entire video game series depicting the characters all with the author's consent
>Nononononono they never SAID they were white in novel!

Tell me about the witcher, why do you all enjoy it?

Oh boy here we go

>Fresh Face
What?

looks like dark haired Sminem desu

>Polish folklore from a Polish writer living in 97% white Poland with said games operating with artistic vision in part from said writer
>IT'S ALL JUST EYE OF THE BEHOLDER LOL

Jaskier is Dandelion.
Actually, that's kind of strange, they translated Płotka to Roach, but they didn't change Jaskier's name. I wonder how will they pronounce it.

Will this be diverse?

It's another "jews compromise the entirety of the cast, but the brainwashed goyim get angry and call them white as they receive their marching orders from their jew overlords" episode for Soros controlled Netflix.

In other words, business as usual.

Isn't the consensus here that Slavs aren't white?

I find it hard to believe that Andrzej consented to how Triss appears in the vidya

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Everyday I thank Allah that I'm not a filthy wh*Toid

yikes

if it was on say, hbo i'd be moderately interested in an edgy medieval fantasy made by someone other than D+D. and with a more interesting setting/mythology than GoT as well. but since it's netflix, DOA

>LOL fantasy Poland is totes diverse because nobody says its not

I'm Polish. Everywhere I've ever been I was considered white. Until I found this place.
I think he took a lump sum from CDP because he was sure the game was going to flop.

hahahahaha fucking netflix. fucking women really

Can't wait for Geralt to be black
Yen, Triss, and Triss getting BLACKED would trigger you fucks so much and give me a hard on at the same time. Truly a perfect combo

jesus cara wax that fucking moustace you rich cunt

In their defense, nowhere in the novels does it say that Geralt isn't a strong black man.

Why does The Witcher need to be Doctor Who/Star Trek?

slavs are white, nonwhites could never come up with such massive quantities of great art

>>>Geralt
>Nikolaj Coster-Waldau or Anson Mount
Nope. He has to be black like Idris Elba. :^) This show series needs more diversity.

Rude

>- Leo Bonhart

I knew it will happen. We will see a black Geralt. :^)

i honestly don't give a fuck as long as the main characters are INSANELY beautiful people

>what is (((netflix)))
you bet so! Goy!

>black people
>beautiful

horn of africa makes 10/10s sometimes (ethiopia and somalia)

Please don't do this to my countries mythology like britain did to greek gods please....

>somalia

Ciri will be a nigger/spic and there is nothing you can do about it.

>who is Iman
I know they are mostly bug-eyed freaks but it comes together occasionally

fuck off, ive had enough of sassy poc women in tv

BASED I hope Netflix reuses this actress. A lot of critics said she was the best character of Altered Carbon!

what-is-with-this-stupid-woman-trend-of-putting-hyphens-between-every-word-?

To be fair it will not be even the writer's fault if they blackwash a main character

>Gass-keer
Fucking America should be atomized

>shit on by the big empires for the last few hundred years but manage to retain cultural identity
>brief respite in the early 20th century then gangbanged by the Nazi and Soviet war machines and dragged into the Bolshevik hell for 50 years
>finally get a chance to be a real country again, something to be proud of, culture and mythology featuring in successful books and video games enjoyed by the whole world
>cancerous LA jews at Netflix get the rights to a tv adaptation and shit all over it with retarded bullshit propagandizing
Poland just can't catch a break

The book is fine and all but this bitch doesnt realize that the witcher games were the ones that brought the franchise popularity and mainstream acceptance outside Poland. Shed be naive if she thought that disregarding the games would make the series more acceptable.

>Iman
>Beautiful
I just looked her up, she either doesn't look like a real person or a fucking skeleton
Very ugly

Ciri!

>J
>pronounce it with a G sound
why? G is the one that can sometimes have a J sound (e.g. George) not the other way around. I assume it's a Y sound? doesn't seem too challenging

that was so fucking stupid and cringy, I loved the show but jesus christ her character was stupid, made no sense and obviously was included as some sort of retarded progressive power fantasy

>tfw some polish autist columbines the netflix headquarters for this

she's not my type either--the skeleton quality you're talking about is just typical fashion model--but most people would call her beautiful user

if Charles Dance doesn't play Emhyr I'm going to flip my shit.

wtf did the brits do to the greeks

It's [ˈjasʲcɛr]
Yeah, I don't think it's that challenging, but english in general is much softer, so the difference will certainly be evident.

Bonhart

Jesus fucking christ who the fuck was the retard that thought hiring a retarded SJW for this was a good idea?

All what we're gonna get are a bunch of WE WUZ WITCHAH N SHIET.

Especially strange when you consider the origin of the letter G, evolving from C in ancient Latin, when C used to produce both "kuh" and "guh" sounds.

how is poland going to react to this direct insult from the jews?

What did she mean by this?

Awesome, thank God. I've been waiting for the shit show to start. You could smell it on the air.
I mean, I'd prefer to watch a good witcher show but watching everything burn is good too.

Poland has historically been very friendly to the Jews and had a huge Jewish presence up until old Adolph came along

Agreed, as soon as I heard that there would be a female writer, and that it was Netflix I knew the post modern stagnation would find it's way in.

It was over before it began

Not so much 'friendly' as 'less shit than the rest of Europe'.

And now they hate them because they're accusing the poles of being complicit to the Nazis despite getting fucked by both Krauts and Rus
I think it's a good thing. What nation has such a salient example of the treachery of their allies, of their sub demographics, of the dangers of not putting their people first?

>less shit
This seems to imply that the rest of Europe treated them wrongly or unjustly.

well, yeah. nobody really welcomed them in with open arms until the US. remains to be seen how that will play out in the long run. they're a double edged sword

they don't have the rights to the games.

This woman is a fucking idiot. Darker skinned arabian warrior women from Zerrikania stand out like a sore thumb in the Northern Kingdoms because it's so difficult to travel from those places to Fantasy Poland.
The idea that because Sapkowski didn't explicitly stop to write "By the way he's not a nigger" in every paragraph about a character means that it's open to interpretation, is retarded, and a horribly weak excuse for agenda pushing.

How did this person even get appointed the role?

>that time Nazis invaded Poland and were shocked at how Aryan some of them looked like compared with the cave dwelling trolls from back home

IT'S OVER

Everyone who thinks Geralt will be black is forgetting the golden rule of TV- if you want your show to succeed the lead needs to be a white man, not to mention the backlash they would get from witcher fans for not adapting the books/games properly. That said supporting class will likely have nigs in it.

Plz make triss black, inhumanes deserve it.

Sup Forums was right again.

>How did this person even get appointed the role?
it's netflix dude

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these.

Why did they get a women to produce this? The sorcerer's banquet is one of the most sexists thing I've read in my life; the sorceresses a caricature of of envious, scorned women; Witcher's touch literally have the power to make women horny.

If anyone ever thought the Witcher Universe is female friend, they should learn to fucking read.

>a country that was constantly invaded by European powers and numerous attempts at erasing their culture and history
>"doesn't matter, you're racist if you don't bow to our American sensibilities"

Not that user, but unless she tilts her head just right she looks like an Ayyyyyyy LMAO with a cool tan.

Who does she think it has to be a democracy?

>Why did they get (((Americans))) to produce this?

Fixed

Smells like Sup Forumsirgin in here

Better than the Jews deserved, anyway. But that goes for everyone's treatment of them.

Back to the books nerds

>How did this person even get appointed the role?
You know how, user.