On behalf of all Brits, I would like to officially apologize for John Oliver.
I know that nothing I do or say can ever make things right.
But just know that whenever I see his face, or hear his voice, I feel a deep sense of shame for both myself and my country.
I am truly sorry.
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much appreciated, friend... i'd say burgers have most of the fault for letting such an unremarkable talentless hack have such a prominent career purely for having a snarky novelty accent and noncontroversial opinions
Well we have that lesbian michael moore and oliver doesn't hold a candle to that fat cunt.
We don't think of him as British.
He's clearly a globalist who thinks countries are backwards concepts and clearly is against Britain because he was vehemently anti Brexit.
Hey, even though he is a Clinton shill, he is pretty funny so we will give you a pass on this one.
GET TO THE EMBASSY CUNT
At least you sent us a white guy and not a Muslim
Fuck, all my electronics reseted and now I have the date wrong
In what year are we?
What's there to apologize? He produces great content on his show, and no wonder why a lot of people watches him. He's funny and creative, unlike some racist old guy that's running for president.
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Read somewhere that it was Ricky Gervais who originally recommended him to the Daily Show.
Doubly ashamed
its CURRENT YEAR
No he isn't. Fucking kys.
Its okay. I just hate that people fall for the
British accent = right, meme
>CURRENT YEAR man
>pretty funny
You can only pick one
You just a jelly ex boyfriend
u mad
DONT ADMIT HES FROM HERE YOU MORON
>hair swoosh
wow he really turned into a little gay boi didnt he
since we're doing this
I'm sorry too
WTF, we should legalize sex with underage interspecies trannies
Fucking
FUCKING
We also have a tranny on national television
Apology not accepted.
Too little, too late.
Only a bullet can fix this abomination.
its so weird, the obsession people from other countries have where they feel the need to move here and host television shows talking about the politics of a nation they aren't even a part of
I also apologise wholeheartedly but this is Karma for WILL.I.AM. He's the equivalent of standing in dogshit. Why the hell is he in the UK?!
God, Micheal Moore looks fucking awful.
Watching old episodes of MST3K: there's a few episodes where they use the joke saying that a character is what Micheal Moore will look like in 30yrs. Those particular characters ALWAYS look much better than Micheal Moore looks now.
In fairness, he's voting Trump.
He may be redeemable yet.
Come ON! IT'S 2016!
Another Brit pitching in here, the guys a fucking cunt.
Fuck him and his current year shit, he's the most unfunny talentless mongo I've ever scene grace the television.
I am surprised he still has a show. He isn't funny, and he isn't entertaining. He is pure cringe.
He isn't as bad as John Oliver. Bieber is hilarious to watch as you can tell how deeply unhappy he is, with no soul and no sense of self, desperate to be reflected in other people.
John Oliver is unbearably smug while content about it, which is true evil.
how dare you insult this natural beauty of womanhood
Nothing like a good apology to get my day started!
9/10 heartily accepted
If it's any consolation I suspect that the sense of shame you feel upon seeing his face knows no national boundary.
OK-- how about this one..
I'm sorry
Don't feel bad, he's basically American. He's married to an American, is an American citizen and wasn't even famous in Britain before people saw him on American TV. They chose and made him.
This is the New America. We don't apologize like Leafs. You're not John Oliver, right? Then it's not your fault. You Brexited. Cheers.
>apologise for him
the cunt was a nobody whilst he was here, he had to go to fucking america to get famous
He has to go back, Nigel. He has to go back.
You need to apologize for Frost and Piers Morgan, first
We do not apologise. We are not sorry.
We grow these 'comedians' in vats with the genetic material harvested from ARYANS that has been deemed inferior.
We will not stop sending these unfunny and cancerous 'comedians' to the shores of the United States of America - they continue our Millenia-Punishment of the recalcitrant colonials for actively refusing the legitimacy of our rule.
Picture related - its John Oliver in his larval form, before we planted it in the Potomac River for maturation.
Thought he was funny for a while. I still watch out of disgusted fascination.
>Talks about third parties
>"HA HA, JILL STEIN WAS IN A FOLK BAND!"
>doesn't mention her batshit VP once
Lowbrow disguised as highbrow for morons.
>implying that any decently intelligent brit would take him back
Then sign the extradition order bringing him back
I dont know who that is. I live under a rock so...apology accepted canadabro.
You made up for it with brexit.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd jump at the chance to get paid for verbally shitposting about this election. Euro politics are so much more subdued.
He definitely isn't british style humor... at least from what I can tell. His shtick is the worst type of (liberal?) American humor: "I mean c'mon guesse... are you KIDDING me?"
I don't blame Brits for cuckoldry.
Nothing really edgy to follow that up with. I just don't fucking blame you for it that's all. Here's an Asian qt.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
There is not enough fire.
For some reason makes me want to eat marshmallows
bitch nigga we're still waiting for the official apology from the queen herself for sending piers morgan's faggot ass here
why apologize?
he started it all:
wait, she's one of yours?
...
but will we have to apologize if Trump doesn't get elected?
Leibowitz was funny, smart and engaging.
Oliver is a talentless, uneducated hack who tries to produce sanctimonious segments but horribly misrepresents every topic he takes on which I can only infer is maliciously purposeful or a sign of his complete stupidity and lack of knowledge.
Leibowitz was funny, smart and engaging.
Oliver is a talentless, uneducated hack who tries to produce sanctimonious segments but horribly misrepresents every topic he takes on which I can only infer is maliciously purposeful or a sign of his complete stupidity and lack of knowledge.
born in Toronto!
I thought librul American women had hit peak repulsiveness, but no, she is a leaf.
>Oliver is a talentless, uneducated hack who tries to produce sanctimonious segments but horribly misrepresents every topic he takes on which I can only infer is maliciously purposeful or a sign of his complete stupidity and lack of knowledge.
pic related, there's definitely something to the idea that something sinister is behind the slimey limey
I actually like his non-social and non-political episodes.
Like for example, the one about FIFA
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Give them a try, I'm sure you'll like them too, Sup Forums :-)
thank goodness, then there's still hope for us
underrated
Jesus H. Christ
He wouldn't be a thing if there wasn't a market for his faggotry, though.
I literally got banned for 3 days for posting exactly what you just did.
>hypnosis
>mass conditioning
It's called rhetoric for god's sake people. This is what good, strong rhetoric looks like. The whole purpose is to elicit your agreement, and it's called rhetoric.
He's a complete unknown in Britain. It was America that made him famous so we have nothing to apologise for.
As for that unfunny fat cunt, James Corden though, we're truly sorry.
I think a thank you is apropriate here
And america
Its also important to note that no one here in britbong know who the fuck John Oliver is.
He never got out of obscurity here.
>On behalf of all Brits, I would like to officially apologize for John Oliver.
Thank you Brit bro, but what about Piers Morgan?
He pedaled in soft porn and hacked dead girls phones.
Thought you american would love him
Uggh
Don't care sorry
Racial draft 2016?
what is there to be sorry for? There is trash littered on many streets. They simply need to be binned properly.
Piers Morgan + John Oliver for Gwyneth Paltrow?
How can you be rich and famous and still fat? You'd think he'd be embarrassed going on the telly like that
Fuck you
We knew to expect revenge for 1776, but we didn't expect this shit.
Please for the love of god kill him with fire. You have no idea what it's like to catch up with bros (lads for you folk) and have his cuntface on in the background on the tv (telly). It's like having xenoestrogens beamed directly into your brain.
>Too little, too late
its ok bong, remember what he was the spawn of.
jon stewart isn't any better yet some fags here give him a pass for some reason
>Not wanting us to take back Madonna
You're being very charitable
Given that I will never meet John Oliver in person to personally punch him in his smug british face, I ask that perhaps I could ask you to take the blow for him.
Please punch yourself in the face for me, if you are truly sorry for this limey cunt.
Dont apologize on someone elses behalf, you cuck
samefag
go home jon, you were never funny, le golden age daily show meme is a lie
why dont you apologize for your atrocities faggot?
>bieber suggggggggggzzz
why do people hate this guy so much? he was just a teen who sang really bad pop songs
i never understood this
underage b& for all of you
>grumpy cat
you need to go back
there's no "good, strong rhetoric" to be found from oliver, and the entire point of that post was that the hypnotic effect stems from the rapid fire transition from poorly argued point to guffawing mockery
nice try, though... good to know english teachers are as worthless and gullible as they're stereotyped to be
Crippling depression and narcissism, a massive hole that can only be filled with fame, attention, and cake
I wish I was good enough at flags to know which country you are posting from, sorry
I don't hate him, that's why I posted that I enjoyed watching how unhappy he is
autism intensifies
I can't wait to rub in this in his limey face when Trump wins.
>le kill it with fire xd
wow, there really has been a /r/The_Donald invasion
Because we're not sorry, Potatonigger.
I wish Lilly Allen did this instead
Milo red-pilling America's colleges more than makes up for the offence cause by John Oliver. Call it quits.
I hate him so fucking much but only once did he give me a chuckle. When he brought up Boaty McBoat Face. Did that really happen brits?
He wants Trump to win.
A Trump Presidency means 8 years of easy comedy, just like Jon Leibowitz has during the Bush years.