ITT: a hurricane has the same name as your Sup Forums waifu, and is called a bitch by the local newspaper

ITT: a hurricane has the same name as your Sup Forums waifu, and is called a bitch by the local newspaper.
Who is she?

Also Florida fag here, just survived irma.

I would be scared shitless of Hurricane Cheryl, to be honest.

That's WILMA. Fucking Idiots.

Is huricane mami made of guns? Would /k/ worship it as the prophet of the murder/k/ube?

Tell us more about your survival? Is your house flooded?

>hurricane Megumin
I don't have a Sup Forums waifu, or more than one waifu at all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Wilma

Hurricane Katara sure sounds like it'll carry a shit ton of rain.

Not OP, but I feel compelled to point out that my Sup Forums waifu is my only waifu.

Just jerked off to Irma

Fucking hurricane just knocked my power out

What a time to be alive.

Salty rain at that

But think of the room shaking sex.

You probably shouldn't be so headstrong over Hurricane Mami.

No flood just a bunch of trees torn down and property damage

>Hurricane Morrigan

Sounds hot.

>Hurricane Noodle
Well, that's a silly name.

Hurricane still exists, South Carolina here
All my black fgc bros are going nuts for this shit

>survived
What a horrible ordeal you must've been through I heard it was the storm of the century I'm amazed you're alive and still have power

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>Scrambles The Death Dealer

How many people died so far in Florida? Three?

We've got like 10 reported dead in Cuba or something
We won't know the statistics on death in Florida until the system has passed

>hurricane Applejack
why would anyone give such a name to a hurricane?

>be in St pete
>everyone around you evacuated
>last night was basically a chill, comfy storm with nothing going on
>walked my dog out this morning and basically nothing happened

Are hurricanes spooks?

kys barneyfag

No, but the dangerous part is trees falling on people and storm waters rising up, and if your avoid both of those it's just a lot of wind and rain
Depending on the damage I might be stuck on Hilton Head for a while before power is restored

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