Witcher

cast Geralt edition

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mahershala ali

hope it's not some cracka ass white boy

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I think maybe Bryan Cranton. Viggo Morgenstein. Ed Harris. Hugo Weaving. Joaquin Phoenix. Mads Mikkelsen.

youtube.com/watch?v=UFDaWJUzkm0
Big Driis of course

Anyway that's what I think. Of course I'd be even more pleased if they went completely and unrepentantly Polish with the whole thing.

Cast Eva already god sake

>polish games, books
>Poland makes tv series, comics and games
>all white and slavic
>americucks making tv series
>"at least half of people have to be niggers and faggots"

Good job you fucking burgers. Why don´t you destroy your own stories like you did with GOT ?

They won't. She is too expensive for low budget show.

Already fucking dropped. What a shame. I really wanted an eastern European fantasy tale. I guess it's a terrible mistake to try and adapt European fantasy in the age of diversity quota.

She's too old and a horrible actress.

>He had dark tanned skin because he works a lot on the fields
>So you're saying he's a black african

Mads would be perfect.

Just fucking do josh brolin like everything these days and call it another shitty movie day

>americucks are truly subhuman and deserve everything happening to them

White Lady

I hate how they are now twisting words to fit black people in. There were mostly only white people in The Witcher. Everyone accepts this. If I remember correctly there were Arab-esque people in it. but there were no blacks.

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with blacks and jews when clearly women are the greatest enemy of mankind?

>(((American))) woman
>(((American))) company
>Clearly the common white american is at fault

Sup Forums might be a bunch of bitchy incels but they're just sufficiently self-aware not to want to *look* like a bunch of bitchy incels. in that respect they're very slightly ahead of Sup Forums

Geralt will be white, but dandelion will 100% be black/arab/minority

Nikolaj Costa Waldau

>the writer also wrote the shitty parts of Daredevil S2 and the universally hated The Defenders
I have no hope for the Witcher desu. Who the fuck lets people like this write tv shows? Especially after her last 2 shows were fucking terrible

Madds would be better Vilgefortz, to be honest.

Perfect Dandelion.

They make what your common american wants to see, so please.

>again with the Mads meme

Also all those picks are too fucking old

Geralt has to be Mads or Nikolaj Costa-Waldau. David Tennant as Dandelion.

This. Although I'm losing hope with every passing day the show will be anything but another Jewish erasure of white people and European culture.

>They force what they want the common American to see and will call you racist if you dare to disagree.

Fixed it for ya.

People like you deserve to be upset, user.

do you have a special file these are saved in, and just f5 the catalogue looking for witcher threads?

>fictional land, with fictional characters, fictional races, but holy shit, dont put a black person in here
and please dont give me that bs about it being poland shit, he took 90% of his mythical stuff from ireland/scottland area

>took 90% of his mystical stuff from ireland/scotland
Gee, user. I forgot that Ireland and Scotland had black people.

theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/first-modern-britons-dark-black-skin-cheddar-man-dna-analysis-reveals

>somerset
>ireland and scotland

>400 miles is too far for man to travel in 1000 years

>10000 years ago
Are they gonna include a caveman miniority perhaps? No, of course not, that would just be silly.
Btw. assuming this is even true, if stone age britons were black it's likely stone age europeans generally were.

>he doesn't have gigabytes of thematically classified images on his computer for all the 5 threads that get posted over and over again

Retarded user here. But how do they know that he was black just from his bones and shit? also if evidence from before was wrong then how do we know that this evidence isn't wrong?

The only correct choice

Subhuman nigger loving brainlet detected
Apologize to your parents for your existence and kill yourself
thanks

>if before stuff was wrong, how do we know this isnt
thats the thing, real scientists will never say something is 100% fact, thats why the climate change scientists really ruffle my feathers. also, they did dna shit, i dont know how they figure that shit out, i just posted that link because the user said black people werent in british isles

my parents would praise me, im a native american. i hope white continue to get whats coming to them, im enjoying your tears so much. more blacks in movies, move blacks with your women

Geralt right here.

Which Witcher book should I read first?

unironically yes
I need a hobby

sorry that sticks couldn't stop your people from being nearly eradicated by a worthy race

The Last Wish

>The Guardian
newscientist.com/article/2161867-ancient-dark-skinned-briton-cheddar-man-find-may-not-be-true/

its ok whiteman. if you your ancestors didnt do what they did, i wouldnt have the life i have today. i have free health care, supplimented housing no matter how much a year i make, free tuition if i wanted to go to school, and the casino/timber sales cut me a check 4 times a year. i work security at the casino because its boring to not work, i wouldnt have to work a day in my life, have a 2 bedroom home in a nice neighborhood that the us government pays 90% for, and at the age of 50, the tribe and the us goverment start paying me my "elders" checks.
being native american, aside from having to avoide booze, is pretty great

>this may not be true
wow, good article. hey guys, this thing thats a theory, might not be true. dont mind that being a theory means its not a proven fact yet or anything

>jews try to make you think that the original britons were black
>jews then ask you to buy their subscription to find out why this isnt true

Only non whites are the Ofir.

The Nilfgaardians are French, Dutch and German

The Northerners are Slavic

The Skelligers are Irish and Norwegian.

So get fucked.

who are the dragon worshiping women with the scimitars? i assumed they were some sort of arab tribe peoples

It’s a necessary articlewhen you have MSM trying to misconstrue a hypothetical conclusion as fact for brainlet normies

I have Witcher 1, but it runs like shit even with a graphics patch. Should I just skip to 2?

>WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RUIN IT
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

no, none of the games are good.
youtube.com/watch?v=jsCWy5wUs04

I seriously hope they come to this board and read the 50,000 fucking retarded threads about this show and then get an entirely black cast after taking shit posts seriously. Maybe Sup Forums can get a little credit in the end.

Same as how I'm pretty sure Sup Forums and Sup Forums are the greatest marketers for BLACKED.com on the planet earth.

Black Panther should be a white man. Why is this so scary?

Same fucking argument.

Some solid gibs you got there moonbear, I guess being genocided isn't so bad after all

its not too bad. white girls love my long black hair, and the most threatening thing i have to worry about at the casino are the old ladys who have too much wine. its a pretty good gig, i thank my ancestors for being almost wiped out every day

I can never play The Witcher 3 just because the combat is fucking terrible. Its like they tried to mix Arkham combat in with Dark Souls combat. Parrying is fucking impossible because the attacks happen way to fast and without warning. Dodging is also impossible because other enemies can still hit you when its doing the animation.

de-aged christopher lambert

For those of you wondering which character is getting the blacked treatment, it’s Zoltan. Netflix want the black dwarf community to be represented too.

Pic related has already been hired.

I could see Roche getting nog'd

>complains about Witcher 3 combat
Well OK it was a little bit bland, you just use that one rune and you can basically never take dam-
>because it's too hard

they have already released the list of characters that will appear in the show, and no dwarfs are on the list, and they call dandilion jaskier.
based regis is still in though

>the games not hard if you just use this game breaking mechanic
yeah, thats super fun to play, isnt it

he is perfect now find Ciri, Yennefer and Triss bro

Katie Mcgrath as Yennifer pls

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is that demi moore child?

I can't for the life of me figure out what you mean, man.

Dwarves will be lotr dwarves, not real life dwarves.
Not even a book character.

>Katie Mcgrath
no, you can tell by the fact that her chin isnt 50% of her face

Still pretty easy, I've played it on death march multiple times, I try to keep the fights looking cinematic but sometimes gotta get really dodge-spammy

I don't see how she can show her face in public ever again after she got those dilapidated, decomposing, dearly departed, deceased, dead tits out on screen.

Black and white people should just get along and focus on the common enemy: women

>we dont live in a time where creating a child in a lab will be perfected, and either love robots, or holo deck technology is avaliable to every man
just think, if there were no women, there would be no conflicts, every day you would hang out with your bros, watch movies and shows, play video games, watch some sportsball, then go home, bang your smoking hot robot wife whose sole purpose is to give you sex, clean up and take care of the home

why is Sup Forums so disingenuous?

>witcher will be ruined
>LotR will be ruined
Nothing is save.

ciri was a dyke, are they keeping that in the show?

They were Ofieri too, weren’t they?

Literally The Witcher: The Movie.
It was my jam when I was young.

youtube.com/watch?v=U7D3MG5p-Cg

Someone nobody has ever heard of. Fuck your stupid "cast x" thread where you jerk off a bunch of millionnaires that already appear in literally every goddamn movie.

>watch Jewish media
>get upset when it promotes Jewish agenda

i went back through the book, they are called zerrikinians

My favorite is that they want guys like GoT and LotR actors just to ensure that this series is a watered down derivative.

THE BIGGEST BLACKEST NIGGER YOU CAN FIND ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK

I will bet money that she will be brown. Imagery of infertile white couple raising a brown adopted child is too much good for the agenda to pass on

>infertile white couple raising ciri
what? i mean, i know geralt and yennifer are infertile, but you could hardly say they raised her. geralt had her for like 8 months of witcher training, then she got sent to nenke for 4 months with yennifer then the shit hits the fan.
i do want to see vigleforts rape dungeon where he rips out womens reproductive parts for whatever experiment he is trying with ciri

This. I don't care how, just show her tits again

Actually jelly. And people voted for this, kek.

You really think this is going to have a smaller budget than Penny Dreadful?

injun guy here, so many of my fellow tribesman dont take advantage of this, even though there is a tribal community center where they will literally fill out all the paperwork for you, you just have to sit there and sign it, legally you have to pay for it, but tribe gives you a reimbursment check on the spot the moment you submit the paperwork. the programs that are set up for us are so underused its sad

>injun guy
What sort of mutt is that?