Mass Effect on Netflix

Mass Effect on Netflix

FUCKING

WHEN

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Judging by the games, it would be a disgusting sodomy-filled shit fest

just think about what it'd be like in reality

Sounds perfect for Netflix then.

>complaining he got the gay sex scenes
>can only get them if you actively pursue them

I think you need to start being honest with yourself user.

Never played the game actually, but the fact they exist is enough for me to hate it.

cast him

just kys you rhetoric spouting trumptard
you were born in the wrong generation, you don't belong in the world today

Who'd be the best fit for Shepard?

idris elba

I know you aren't being serious, but here is your (you).

Also I live in Australia and care little for Amerifat politics.

Trump won, get over it.

You're on the wrong side of HIStory soytard.

probably the guy who they modelled shepard on

Would watch

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Cast this scene.

don't reply to me

Hopefully never. Andr*meda has already done enough to bury the franchise

Done, next?

great pick

mordin

Star Wars
>10 canon movies released
>5-6 television series
>100+ books released
>75+ comic books
>100+ video games

>Mass Effect
>0 movies
>0 television series
>7 books
>10 comic books
>4 video games

How the fuck did Mass Effect do so much better at lore and world-building with significantly less material than Star Wars?

I know he's literally just been in the same movie as my last pick but still, I think this works

Because mass effect 1 (the only good mass effect game) was made by the people that made baldur's gate

the videogames are much longer than the movies to be fair, you couldn't realistically squeeze them into 2 hour durations.

Vanderlo voiced by Meer

I actually wonder about that in general

>on a frantic mission to save the existence of life itself
>everybody acts like catty high schoolers in a dating circle
I mean there's cases where people will literally die if you don't flirt with them enough, what kind of shitty crew is that? There's an onrushing horde of psychotic robot gods about to crush sentient life and everybody is counting on you to stop them and your number one priority is "Do you like me? Y/N"

Compare it to this, where the characters still clearly had feelings but in the end everybody always operated with an unspoken agreement that their shitty relationships and interpersonal drama DIDN'T matter

Never. I mean, what the fuck are you supposed to do with that ending? Mass Effect's world has been ruined.

>tom hardy as volus pilot who crashes into a reaper in the final episode of season

instant classic

Hopefully never. Bioware is a bunch of arrogant hipsters now.

>can only get them if you actively pursue them
I used to like digging through literally everything games had to offer until mass effect. As going about my normal gameplay habits I suddenly found my self-insert getting fucked. I wanted character development, not some shitty half-ass PG sex scene between two bioware characters.

Since I personally can't fuck the characters, watching them have sex isn't getting to know them or getting intimate with them. Its the opposite, it makes them less real, less like people and more like objects.

That's one of the problem with most modern Bioware games. 'Hey, before we save the world as we know it on this time sensitive mission, let's fuck!"

I really liked that part where I had to make a huge dramatic choice between killing off or saving the life of one of two of the worst characters ever written. I was stuck there for hours trying to figure out a way to fuck it up so both died.

At least Kaiden had interesting shit going on with his biotics. Ashley was just "Hi I'm solider I don like aleins ok bye"

Simple. You pick the sexy racist.

>bioware character
>sexy

she's also a christfag

Don't give them ideas user

>kill ashley
>forced heart-to-heart sequences with the faggot that remains
>reload
>kill kaiden
>ashley is less of a faggot about it
>but she shows up in the next game and acts like a huge cunt.

you can't win man, you just can't win.

The saviors of the white race can't come here and cry about diversity since you could already be a sassy black woman in canon.

All this talk of shills and ideas. Does Netflix/Disney/whoever actually come here?

they hire indians to do it, yes.

you don't really think that shipping general is actual people, do you?

Bioware. It's the "Rick & Morty" of vidya.

mass effect has better lore and more 'realistic' sci-fi elements than star wars (ignore mass effect 3 and Andromeda)

cast joker

I thought we were hijacked by Tumblrtards.

Seth McFarlene.

snowflake

>andromeda
>spend about an hour struggling with the bioware character creator to make something that doesn't look horrifying
>first scene with character and she's making the fullest derp face possible
>alt+f4
>uninstall
>delete

bioware: never again

long as they get this guy to play James Vega I'll be happy.

And it only goes downhill...

vega would not be in a movie/show. he was the walking exposition character for people who bought me3 without playing the previous ones

>they made a funny face I had to uninstall

are you memeing or actually this easily rustled?

He has a big part in the story besides that, and he's a total bro you can lift with.

Just pick one of the default ones, those are all an alright pick.

Never any chance of a good mass effect game and or the spin off died with Andromeda

I spent an hour trying to make something that didn't look retarded and the first animation of that face made it look retarded.

what's not to understand?

>bro

Position's filled I'm afraid

>We're at war. No one wants to admit it, but humanity is under attack.

>Netflix
Just no