Hillary Clinton becomes president

>Hillary Clinton becomes president
>Hillary declares war on Russia and enacts the military draft for all able-bodied men ages 18-45 yrs old
What do you do?

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sit back and laugh
I'm 46

I have friends in both Mexico and Canada

I like the Russian people, not gonna fight them.

Burn my draft card

who is this qt?

I'm going into Baltic and Karelian woods and kill people on both sides

Get pressured by Russia to join their war efforts and go to war against the closest NATO country AKA Turkey.

escape to syria as a child refugee

revolt

im not kidding

laugh because i am the only male child. also demand women be drafted as well. support the equal rights movement ofc!

I ask for sauce on that image.

Wtf im now a refugee

kek because now its me at 53 laughing at you...

Seconded.

Fuck yeah. Russia has oil and needs to BTFO.

I think we can all agree that letting the russians fund terrorism in the middle east is a bad idea.

>not just fleeing to canada

suka blyat you deserve it

>able-bodied

So most americans are excluded then.

already did 4 years, no longer in the inactive reserves, would they call me back?

Turn myself in to the authorities, spend the war in prison.

gg, revolt

>Hillary declares war on Russia

That's just a talking point though, nobody is going to do anything that retarded.

Sit back comfortably because Canada has a bad history with conscription.

same, 42, broken spine i will make so much money when theres a draft and i can run a major construction firm

Civil disobedience. Also party hard because war with Russia means I'm getting nuked.

They won't draft anyone over 25. And a draft is really unlikely anyway unless she really does go full retard and openly, directly (not indirect cold war 2 shit) fights Russia.

Maybe all these millennials will find a safe space dying for Hillary's ego on some foreign land :^)

Eat Dominos everyday until im no longer considered 'able bodied'.

I want to fuck the girl.

>sauce pls

might do this, unless they start sending prisoners to wars

You mean able bodied women. I'll do what any man would do. Stay home and tend to the homeland while we send the women out to fight. It's about time they did their part. Earn that equality, bitches.

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Gen Z laughs as millennials get punished for being stupid liberals.

#DraftMyDaughter

Some Slav sloot
Old pic 2bh

Il help you, both sides are corrupt cunts, kek wants chaos so we will deliver it.

Phew, too old!!

Go to work I leave for basic in a few weeks anyway

>underage b&

GET'M OUTTA HERE!

>Hillary declares war on Russia
>US forces invade to smuggle out all the qt Russian waifuskies before the nukes start flying

Oh good. I was starting to think pol didn't know about the Draft Our Daughters movement.

>...all able-bodied men ages 18-45 yrs old
Bash her for her blatant sexism.

I love my country, and I would fight for it when it is needed.

I will happily sit my ass in prison before I fight for Hillary Clinton.

In such a situation, I'd happily face the firing squad for any chance to hand HRC over to the Russians.

I doubt I meet even a broad definition of "able-bodied".
Also if we actually went into direct hostilities with Russia the world would be uninhabitable within the hour, so there's no need for anyone to worry about a draft hearing.

>able bodied
>in burgerland

Both my age and weight start with a 3. Have fun reenacting Stalingrad.

Dude she isn't sexist. You are poorly informed.

>able-bodied

jokes on the government, I'm not.

I'll be able to stay home and fuck all your women while you're fighting and dying in some sandbox

Pull a reverse Lauren Southern.

>30 pound 3 year old detected
No one expects you little guys to fight, only 5+ will participate in the wars

>draft all able-bodied men
>men

kek

Hunker down and prepare to shoot anyone that tries to FUCKING make me fight for that bitch.

betray my "country" and aid Russia to the best of my ability

My mom is German I probably escape to go live with my grandparents. I have more right to be a refugee than Syrians anyway.

Flee to Russia to fight on the russian side.

DRAFT OR DAUGHTERS!!!

Laugh, I am not able bodied. Even If I was I am fine sitting in prison instead of fighting for that worthless cunt.

>No one expects you little guys to fight, only 5+ will participate in the wars

#draftourchildern

>Flatfooted
>Colorblind
>COPD
>MFW

Medical issues would prevent me from being drafted. But I would still find and join a pro-Russian partisan group in the USA to join.

(Or at least that's what I'd do if everything on this board weren't fiction, FBI)

Tell them I voted Trump

Why not fight against her?

I have hand tremors so I'm not considered "Able Bodied."

While all you guys are doing dying, I'll keep the ladies company.

everyone will end up getting drafted once nukes start to fly in europe, including you fatties and colorblind fgts

Surrender to both.

Not a man, so I wouldnt get drafted unless she really does #draftourdaughters. Which she probably will. I'd be dead within a week.

Fight for mother Russia

i have assburgers

>Sup Forums is almost entirely gimps
>even the draft can't save then from our shitposting
>comfy nuke meme is inevitable

Fighting against Hillary Clinton and the modern U.S. Federal Government isn't a betrayal, leaf.

It wouldn't even be a betrayal if you were a burger. These people do not represent America. These are the paid representatives of ZOG bankers and globalists, their interests frequently at odds with the best interests of the American and Canadian people.
Helping the Russians in that situation is probably an act of patriotism, and we should openly say so.

You little Timmys are the real heroes. I wish you great success on your daring nap time raid of the Bolshevik cookie jar.

I am on the older end and have a degree. Join up and go to OCS.

Psyops should be fun with all my experience in this dump

Either
>claim to be transgender and support pro-Russian sentiment from home
or
>Catch a flight to a neighboring country, sneak into Russia, and join their army
Not going to get caught on the wrong side of WWIII like my ancestors did in WWII.

Mate, women are getting conscripted as well.

Enjoy living in a society that comprises of cripples & the insane.

Defect to Russia, obviously.

>Implying that's a bad thing.

File a lawsuit for bullying.
Claim she is violating my safe space lifestyle. . let it sit in litigation for a couple of years. Use the time to get Homer fat and wear a moo moo..

Defect.

[WARNING THIS COMMENT IS SATIRE AND NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF MY ACTUAL BELIEFS]

S U F I D E A T H S Q U A D

Pretty sure ex military are the first to get called.

>tfw been in therapy for two years so the military will never want me
Yessssssss

>US is storing nuclear weapons here
uuhm, duck and cover?

>Sup Forumslacks beg for WWIII for fucking YEARS
>suddenly shun the candidate who would likely start it

huh really makes you think

Stock up on 7.62×54r

>she gives you a moan as you push forth inside of her
>staring into her eyes
>you give her a long and passionate kiss as you cum in her
TFW NO SLAV GF

Whats her stand called?

Most likely the first people they'd draft are veterans

Flat feet so I cant even go.

Have a wank

I'm 27,hard of hearing, visually impaired, and take endocrine shots.

not really

Sup Forums just wants to kill niggers.

Cuck

>spam /k/ schematic generals on the chans errday
>smoke weed and watch 24/7 livestreams of strong womyn, cucks, and (((traitors))) getting blown to shit by patriot IEDs
>kek heartily

Hopefully you won't disappoint Burgerbros.

If wwiii happens, first thing they do is draft every white person.

I'm 50 and British, so I'll be buying lots of marshmallows to toast on the nuclear wasteland

1. Hillary is not going to win
2. Trump is not going to win
3. Barack Obama is going to win.
4. Martial law.
5.???
6. Profit

Play the patriot of the Clinton regime, but go full Benedict Arnold first chance, get myself installed as the puppet ruler of Slavmerica.

This. Russia provides us massive amounts of entertaining dashcam vids and drunk people vids. And their women are smoking hot. 10/10 would not fight.

If I was US citizen I would refuse to join the military or any war related stuff until all women get drafted and send right into the hot zone.

Fighting, bleeding, getting dismmbered and dying for SJW hell on earth? Fuck, no.

Tots or gyro

Why not just stay in Hungary or any country that has no military?

>All of you draft dodgers shitting yourseves while i'm Lieutenant Colonel and don't have to worry about gettng dragged into war.

>mild scoliosis
>previously torn acl
>on anti anxiety meds

Yeah I think I'm fine

Exactly