How do you guys think Roy felt when he found out about the first time Jim nutted in Pam's mouth?

How do you guys think Roy felt when he found out about the first time Jim nutted in Pam's mouth?

well he had a drinking problem so he probably felt pretty bad. But he ended up having a better life in the long run. Pam is a flame and men simply moths.

Certainly possible. I like to think he went insane and has been plotting to kill Halpert. He's play in the long game.

>that scene where Pam tells him she kissed Jim and then him and his brother start breaking things

It was probably that times 10. They likely burned down Poor Richards.

I loved that scene, his brother doesn't even know what going on and just starts breaking shit with him. That's a true friend

And he has to give up the Jet Ski money to pay off Poor Richard. Imagine what he would have done to Jim's face. Would Pam have gone back to Roy then?

I hate that that fucking guy Halpert ends up with Pam. Shit like this show has caused women to have unrealistic views about men. In reality 100% of us are like Roy. Normal guys. Guys like Jim don't exist and have lead to the downfall of relationships in the West. I hate that fucker, Jim. He fucking killed modern relationships.

Imagine getting this upset and blaming a fictional character for why you can't get laid

Its fucking true. I can get paid whenever I want by paying for it but I don't do that because it's disgusting.

Jim fucking killed the modern relationship. Every time I talk to a Women they expect me to talk, look and act like Jim. That man doesn't exist. It's the reason why marriage in the West is declining. Fuck Jim and Pam. Roy was the real hero.

>that episode where jim has to take self defense training from dwight in order to brawl with Roy

they took pranks to a new creative level after this one

great troll, actually smiled

>Every time I talk to a Women they expect me to talk, look and act like Jim. That man doesn't exist.
How fucking ugly and pathetic do you have to be to think that Jim is some godly incomparable chad? This is just sad

That's not the fucking point. Jim isn't a Chad. That's the point. He's a "normal" guy. Now they expect all of us normal guys to behave and act like Jim. I'm supposed to be "spontaneous" and "fun". Oh and have a good job too. It's fucking ridiculous. Guys like Jim don't exist and now he's the standard. Sick of being compared to it. I'm not even that bad looking.

Yeah. I loved the fight club episode.

Jim made 40-50 k a year as a salesman. That's not good money.

>I'm supposed to be "spontaneous" and "fun". Oh and have a good job
Jim was not spontaneous, this is a point in the show
Jim wasn't fiun at all unless you were Pam, who was also boring
Jim worked a dead end job he hated most the time
Stop blaming a TV show for you're own troubles, what are you 13?

In fucking Scranton, Pennsylvania. That's like 80k. Plus after his promotion to Sales Manager in season 3 as Michael's #2, he was making at least 55-60k. That's good money in your 20s.

I'm expected to make that just to even enter a conversation. Fuck Jim. Hate this bullshit. I can't make that much on a 40 hour hourly job. Roy is the real American man that asctually exists.

No im fucking 26. Are you fucking stupid? Jim does all these spontaneous pranks and buys her a house out of the blue one day. Oh and don't forget when he spontaneously proposes to her.

I'm sick of it.

>for as long as I've worked with Jim, hes always eaten a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. Everyday.
Jesus you're fucking sad,fix yourself instead of blaming a TV show

i was gonna say that one day you'll grow up and realize that the things jim does reasonably expected of a normal human who cares even a little bit and that, wow, you used to be kind of an a-hole.

but you're 26, so maybe you won't.

Yeah. I'm the one that needs to grow up /s.

Nothing that Jim does is even remotely realistic. It's not even possible in today's climate. I'm not the one that needs to change. Women need too. The modern man is like Roy but the show creators manipulates the modern woman to think the modern man is like Jim. Tired of shows killing modern relationships.

>Jim stole a guy's fiance and regularly got his co-workers involved in his mocking of the office retard.

How was he so alpha

Holy shit this has to be bait
Name five (5) things Jim has done that is unrealistic for a man to do

I hope tomorrow it will be about Michael's feelings

All this soy

it's definitely bait at this point. no one is so insecure that they think JIM is an unrealistic standard.

1. Spontaneous (not possible for modern men due to growing wage gap)
2. Have regular things to do at night daily (not possible in modern work environment/work life balance)
3. Have clever retorts to make girls laugh all the time (not possible for 95% of guys)
4. Be able to support a family (growing wage gap)
5. Listen to all of their problems at a moment's notice even if your busy


I'm sorry but he's just unrealistic. It's increased expectations that modern men can't meet because we're too busy working to live.

Roy got screwed by Jim and likely could be a reason why so many women cheat too now that I think about it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He wasn't alpha. He was an asshole that stole a man's girl even though that man trusted him.

Ignore the naysayers user I fully agree with you, in real life a smug self-important guy like Jim would be beaten down for what he did to Roy but he just gets off scot-free because it's a fictional show that many girls see as a tutorial for life

They're missing out by not giving you a chance and they'll end up at 50 with ten cats just like Pam would've if not for Jim also being unnaturally attracted to the office mouse for a fantasy reason, you better believe it

1. buying someone's favorite yogurt, bag of chips, or fast food item costs like $2 max. there are plenty of spontaneous surprises that can be done for free also.
2. frequently referenced in the show that jim and pam stay in. when they do go out it's for office functions that weren't really scheduled by jim. also, again, plenty of free, easy activities you can take a spouse to if you aren't a lazy shit.
3. i mean, what? learn to talk to people dude. contextual humor is the easiest in the world.
4. they both work though, you nub.
5. if you love someone, this isn't that hard. roy was an asshole. grow up.

Finally. Someone gets it. Such a bullshit relationship that set unrealistic expectations

1. Yeah. Grocery shopping so spontaneous.
2. It's mentioned multiple times that they go out to dinner a lot all of the time. Jim spontaneously buys things and finds stuff for them to do all the time
3. It's not possible to be as creastive as Jim all the time and make girls laugh like that. It's a ludicrous expectation
4. And? It still applies. This also applies to point 5
5. So I'm supposed to listen to their nonsense after a hard day's work where I just want to sleep? If they had realistic expectations they Would know that there are certain times you don't do this, like.right after work.

So Jim is the manifistation of the Jewish writers' need to humiliate and hurt the goyim(Roy)?

>t. Soyjection artist

We had this same exact thread as yesterday...

Where did I say anything about Jewish poltard? It was just poor writing likely pushed by NBC because the Jim/Pam relationship kept the show alive. It was a variety of variables that created this scenario.

I can't look like this because I'm short and non-white.

Yesterday's thread was from Pam's perspective. Today's is from Roy's perspective.

That's not Jim though

>Imagine cross between Noels House Party & Telly Addicts. You've just imagined Upstairs Downstairs. A new quiz show devised & hosted by David Brent

I cant remember. Isn't there an episode where Roy runs into Jim at a bar and he apologizes like a real man and Jim kinda just cowers in fear the whole time

Men are getting women all the time. Men like jim do exist. All you have to do is not be a scumbag and crack a joke once in a while.

Why the fuck did Pam not tell Jim she broke off her engagement? That shit made no sense.
>break engagement off for guy
>don't tell guy
>go on blind dates all while just wanting said guy

Don't mind him. I know guys like him. They're off putting and weird. That's why women don't want him.

Saddest shit I’ve ever seen. user, if you think being funny and caring is some kind of unobtainable standard, you need to re-evaluate your life view

No they don't. I know this for a fact. If they did, we wouldn't have women complaining on the internet and on tv all the time. It doesn't make any sense and it's just not possible. I'm not a scumbag and my joke are funny, they just take a while for me to come up with them.

>No they don't. I know this for a fact. If they did, we wouldn't have women complaining on the internet and on tv
There's your fucking problem, get off the internet and go outside. You're fucking complaining about not having time to do this shit but you're sitting on Sup Forums bitching about women. Kill yourself

>So I'm supposed to listen to their nonsense after a hard day's work where I just want to sleep?

So you're just an asshole. That's fine dude. But stop acting shocked that you can't find a woman.

Maybe you spend too much time worrying about what a small majority of women think on the internet. Maybe you should get out more.

Almost everyone I know is in a relationship. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Its not fucking sad at all. Its realistic and im mad at shows portraying these unrealistic views. I am funny and caring. Sometimes I forget my joke notebook before I go out somewhere but for the most part I'm pretty funny. I just don't have any time and based on the offices view of a relationship to put up with nonsense. It's infuriating to have these levels of expectations put on me.

*tips divacup*
Yaaaaas queen we need to bully MORE people into committing mass shootings like OMG its EVERYTHING

Either you are baiting or as the other user said you are the saddest human being I have ever seen on this board, and that means a lot

Its not nonsense you imbecile is a human being you love talking about her day her emotions and her feelings

and you wonder why people dont like you

I'm at work. I can't do any other shit. I'm literally by myself at work.

How does that make me an asshole? If anything it makes the other party an asshole.

I don't have time or the money. Also I don't think it's a small minority since every women in the US has the internet.

I don't know many people so I can't comment on that but their isn't anything wrong with me.

I think you were watching a different show than I was.

I think you legitimately have a mental disorder. Maybe that's your problem. Seek help

And yet somehow people still manage to get married while having a 40-hour job making mediocre amounts of money. Hell, even when I worked at Best Buy I had several coworkers get married.

The only thing unrealistic about the Office is that they had so much time to dick around at work. But it's a fucking TV show; stop basing your life around one.

Nope..I'm pretty fine. Just tired of tv shows doing this bullshit and ruining the world for the rest of us.

and you wonder why people shoot up public places more often, hypocrite :^)

You're not funny or handsome so you're automatically a creepy loser who "isn't ENTITLED to happiness". If you're not handsome and if you're not making everyone around you constantly tear-up in laughter, you're literally a reprehensible subhuman enemy of all humankind and you need to be euthanized in a FEMA camp at the order of Queen Yas Hillary Slay.

>blaming TV shows for your problems

>not realizing Jim inspired an entire an entire generation of men to be inoffensive, orbiting haha-le-funny-guys

Have fun being socially inept for the rest of your life, I hope you figure it out but I really doubt it at this point

Yeah and I'm sure their all completely happy. No wonder marriage doesn't have a negative stigma anymore because of unrealistic expectations /s

Certainly more happy than you are

The fuck you on about? If anything Jim shows how full of shit women are. They want a nice guy that panders to their bullshit. But in reality they want giant assholes like Roy. This has been known since down of time. Where you been?

Maybe. There are plenty of people happier then me. Not because of relationships though. Because of brain chemistry.

>consuming a single minute of le awkward shaky camera zooms and hehe so xD random interviews of the soyffice
you guys have absolute shit taste holy fuck

What a sad bitter human, sorry you've convinced yourself you're not good enough

>um if youre like not funny and not handsome then we just need to like round you up in a camp and forget about you creepers xD
>but like OMG stop reacting to the way we treat you like OMG just let us shit on you with no consequences like why cant you learn your lesson its so totes depressing seeing you exist and not realize you're inferior to all of us queenz and Chads

Hypocrite

THATS MY FUCKING POINT YOU MORON. ROY IS THE NORMAL GUY. JIM IS THE FANTASY GUY WOMAN SAY THEY WANT AND IS UNREALISTIC.

Christ dude, again if you are for real, not only are you sad, you are a self absorbed asshole who thinks the world revolves around him and blames tv shows for not being able to fuck, plenty of Avarage (good) Joe's get to fuck and date

I already know I'm good enough. Shows like the office created a world where good enough isn't good enough.

Yeah then they get dumped on when women's unrealistic expectations get in the way. It's like clockwork. I've seen it both in real life and online all the time.

Coming from a guy with two painful brake ups, that's not how life works bud

>television shows should be about normal, realistic people!
lmao this delusion

Sorry about your breakups but it's exactly how it works. They just try to let you down easy but in reality it's because of their expectations.

underrated brent quote

What caused you to convince yourself this is how things work? You have such a warped perception of reality and how social interactions function that it's almost hilarious. I feel sorry for you, I really do, no one can help you change or understand that the world isn't this terrible place that's out to get you, that's something you've gotta figure out on your own. If most of the world can do it then I'm sure you can too user.

Nice dubs.
Also, she didn't tell Jim because she's a woman. Women have been told by society that the man always has to take the first steps in a relationship.

Semi-related question: how nice would it be if a woman gave you a genuine compliment? I can't remember the last time that happened, and I'm even currently dating a woman.

implying Pam takes it in the mouth...

>OMG YAS QUEEN we need to shit on anyone who isn't extremely likeable & funny & handsome! literally ANYONE who isn't an aesthetic social butterfly should just like totes be taken out back and shot
>omg like wow ugh why are you acting this way? you have like such a warped perception of reality, we just want to shun you & belittle you for being unattractive and not being the most congenial human in existence since John F. Kennedy
Don't backpedal TOO hard.

What evidence is their that she wouldn't

I don't see how wanting to be happy all the time is unrealistic.

>imagine if a woman gave you a genuine compliment
That's called cat calling and that's sexisssss

>forget my joke notebook
guys come on just stop responding to him lmfao

Why is it unrealistic for me to be writing jokes? I carry it around with me and write things down if I think of them. A lot of times I bring it out with me for material. It's not a giant one. It's a small notepad.

Can you recite some of your jokes?

If thats all you got out of that then I think you have some deeper seeded emotional problems. The real world isn't even close to what you're describing, in a matter of fact those opinions sound exactly like the ones of someone who is in fact socially challenged and probably spends to much time on the internet. A sheltered mind who can't comprehend that people aren't just assholes.

Just stick to venting in Sup Forums threads since you seem so convinced you have it all figured out

how consumerist are you that you think that's bad?

I have a couple that I like.

What do you call chinese female with 3 legs? Irean

What is the favorite song of an air force pilot named Ben? Benny and the Jets.

Come on, Phil, I know it's you. I know you're doing this for writing practice. Just stop, let these people leave this cursed thread.

Tomorrow will be Darryl.

BLACKED

Jim and Pam weren't always happy either.

I'm married and doing just fine, thank you very much.

Phil?

They were happy. 95% of the time they were together. It's completely unrealistic.

Yeah sure you are.

Philip Vladimir Gorbunov, you punk bitch

It was revealed that Dwight played along with the pranks the whole time to make Jim feel good.