Confess Sup Forums

Confess Sup Forums

I love capeshit

I only pretend to like artsy movies so people will think I'm smart

I never finished watching the last season of Sopranos

I don't get Twin Peaks.

Season one was OK. After that I am lost.

My gf farts in her sleep. I sneak deep sniffs all the time. I'm the brapthief.

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Rooshv is the greatest thinker of our generation

I'm paid by Russia to shitpost

Honestly think the chimera ants arc has more dept than any movie ever made

I enjoy capeshit
but I didn't like black panther

i'm the Reyposter. i reply where i am most needed.

I would unironically go gay for Ryan Gosling.

I'm jewish.

I prefer NIN's Hurt over Johnny Cash's and whenever the meme is posted I imagine it in Trent Reznor's voice

I fapped to scat today

I hate degenerates and roasties because I am Muslim

i need help but i don't want it

this

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I'm the Amelia Earhart.

I watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy while high and didn't get it, found it boring and fell asleep.

I jerked off in train

I fell for the Discord Nitro meme.

that is not ok

Oh it gets worse, I actually browsed through multiple vids just to find a girl who was hot and ate her own shit

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my real confession is that I lie in confession threads to be ironic

I can't watch movies longer than 1 1/2 hours at night because I always fall asleep.

ok. I'm a Russian spy.

I hate movies

How do I get in?

I accidentally discovered my parents sex tape on a vhs recording for the price is right.

That new webm where the girl gets fucked by the dog pisses me off on a deeply emotional and personal level

Are you me?

A diet of reddit and other such sites has slowly whittled my attention span to the point where I can't sit still to watch anything other than pleb garbage such as capeshit

I can't simply watch TV anymore. I play vidya on my laptop and don't pay attention to what's on TV.

Not the same but I want to pee in a girl's mouth as though she were a urinal.

That's more normal

Thats vanilla in comparison to the other dude.

I have 2 TB drive full of movies and I haven't watched anything in almost a month.

I only come here to shitpost

I still watch more cartoons than I’d ever admit irl.
Regular Show is the most underrated show of the last decade

And I come here to shitpost a shit reply to a shitpost.

You're worse than the scat guy

Maybe. Im not really into smearing though. I just find it incredibly arousing when she's reluctantly (or just not clearly enjoying) eating her own poop. A little smearing around the mouth is hot though. Thank fuck I still feel some shame actually typing this

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>I just find it incredibly arousing when she's reluctantly

I enjoy this in general with porn. Meltdown/breakdown clips are especially enjoyable

пpивeт! хaхaхaхa
я в мoквa мeтгo a нe USA ;)

was it good?

I secretly want emma roberts to pee on my dick

I love watching The Simpsons and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but I very rarely laugh at either show.

I am sick of people posting about farting and smells here. It has become a problem here and you can't have a picture of a woman posted without a guy commenting how her farts or breast smell and how they want milk.

Based

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I still watch Baskets

I have fapped to gfur cub multiple times per day for the last 5 years.

My favourite film is The Matrix.

Still a better poster than the cunny lovers here

I'm too much of a normie for this place and you all make me sick

I agree.

I think he's literally insane.

>be me
born in the last remaining mongoloid white country
>visit States as a kid
>watch lots of English movies
>dream big
>return to post-soviet wasteland
>escape reality
>discover Russian board culture
>get bored by lazy low iq posting
>go to Sup Forums
>join the alt-right
>get Trump elected
>still no Putin money
>still no American gf
>rewatch movies from childhood
>tfw
>go shitposting on Sup Forums

This along with the little girls posting. Who the fuck does that?

pedos

What's wrong with milk? Stop acting like all fluids are the same.

FBI

I've zoomed in to high resolution images of actresses' feet and humped my monitor.

fucking same

um, that’s a picture of emma stone. try better next time, sweetie.

Sup Forums gave me a foot and facesitting fetish

i hate everyone on this board but i can't stop coming here

I actually liked Hoodwinked.

Did you like Hoodwinked 2?

Fuck no

Welcome to the patrician side, friend.

thats a normie-tier fetish now

>these crimes are terrible
>it is just that you suffer

That's me with almost every comedy, even the one's I like.

I'm worried for the Alita Battle Angel movie. Between the delay with no reason as to why and Robert Rodriguez never talking about it despite himself claiming to be a huge fan.
I'm truly afraid and loosing hope here. I don't care if it's a financial disaster as long as it's a good fucking movie and it seems the ones responsible aren't talking at all about it, like they dropped it the second filming was done and ran the hell away.

I was having some trouble performing and asked the girl to sit on my face and just rub her feet all over my dick. Christ, it got me diamonds instantly. Her rubbing her ass all over my face and the soft gentle touch of her nylons. Jeez, it really was amazing.

What gave you any indication that BAA was going to be a good movie for any reason other than the strength of the source materiel?

>/r/ihavesex

I really enjoy cheesy martial arts movies

I didn't really like Predator at all. I got up to the point where a little after he kills one of them and they start unloading their guns. Does it get better?

>Regular Show
>Underrated
Nah, it was always up there with AT in popularity

Yeah it's happened to me too. I went a little numb and got soft. Told her to sit on my face and blow me.....pretty much instantly 100%. Especially griding on my face where I can hardly breathe.

I can't watch movies longer than 2 hours.

I think that watching Evangelion when I was 13yo influenced my whole life.

The smothering is amazing. I had to force her to actually sit (and put her full weight) on my face, but once she got comfortable, pure bliss. Would recommend to all of Sup Forums.

I shitpost for no reason in threads I like with claims I know are incorrect.

I'm not racist but I thought Black Panther was a poorly made movie in even the most basic structural levels

>Based Jim
He's the only one who was vocal and pushing for the movie and since he said he was actively involved in it, I want to believe.

How so?

Pure kino user. Sup Forums actually gave me something worthwhile in life.

I've passed through some personal shit when I was a kid. Watching Eva made me feel like Shinji (even more than I already was). Depression, isolation...

I quit watching The Wire after season 2

Should've waited until you were in your early 20s and drunk to watch it. Then your shit would've been real fucked up. You couldn't have even had enough life experience to grasp the implications of the ending.

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