What does it taste like?

What does it taste like?

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piss water

It clearly says it's orange flavor.

SNEED

Soy

man you really can't help yourself you autist

so bud lite

It's an energy drink, not a beer. Why can't any of you read?

>duff beer comes onto the shelves in my country
>its your average bulk lager
>mfw soccer moms got it banned because "it makes children want to drink ber"

>says lite in the name
WOOOOWW FUCKING AMERICANS TRICKED ME

user... How do you know what piss tastes like

90s meme taste

That's not a beer though.

Cheap energy drink

There's been several incarnations of duff beer in various countries. The soccer moms in my country would probably want the energy drink banned as well, since they have a giant hateboner for energy drinks

The one this thread is about isn't a beer.

>Duff energy drink
ABSOLUTELY SOY

I actually have a can of it on my desk. But it's really old so I'm not gunna drink it.

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A review

who si this consumer cutie

Sneed's seed.

>Energy drink

I prefer düff, I get it imported from sweden

this sold in australia for a while and then it was banned because they thought it would attract the attention of kids

My Mom washed my face with pee to get rid of my acne once
I was honestly too confused at the time to object to it, I didn't realize she was seriously going to do it until it was on my face

Don't they sell this at Universal?

Pawtucket Patriot.

the actual beer version of this is pretty decent. brewed in the Czech republic

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It's decent if you're used to energy drinks

t. Chuck

Soy

For me, it's Alamo

How is living with autism like?

i had a flaming moe at the simpsons land thingy at universal in florida. it's 7up mixed with orange punch, and the cup has a plastic grate at the bottom with dry ice in it which makes it appear to be giving off smoke. i thought they should have put in some purple food colouring tho, since the flaming moe was clearly purple

>I come from Canada and they think I'm slooooowww eeeehhhh?

They make a real Duff beer in Argentina and they got sued their ass off, kek

Better than Pawtucket Patriot overall but has a much bitter aftertaste.

Was it her pee your pee? Was it applied directly?

>sweden
formerly czech

It's not subtle or nuanced. It's tasteless and luke warm, but it alright.

Why is it not a beer?

that's pretty dumb, there's plenty of drinks with flames

a feast in every can

Why does everyone shit on Bud Light? Its literally the Mcdonalds of Beer, its not claiming to be great or anything like the American beer Budweiser (King of Beers)

I had some at Universal Studios in Florida. It’s not a rich amber ale (as described in the show) it was more of a slightly sweeter, slightly less skanky Coors. The non-alcoholic flaming Moe was better.

Did mommy sit you right under her vagoo and pee on your face?

It was my pee, she just made me pee and then she took her hands and slpashed it on my face

I recall seeing tons of it in stores when I was in Rome, but I didn't have any

>You didn't get the Duff stein
Fucking pleb.

TFW it's just a cheap plastic mug and the label fades as soon as you put it in the dishwasher.

same beer... Same show

They probably don't want kids to burn their face off.
Kids do the darnest things.

>$9
Hoooly Christ.

Did she piss on your face, lucky boy

>It's an overpriced alcoholic beverage at an amusement park
>Acts shocked

Maybe you should try leaving the house once in a while.

It's actually really nice, LIDL seems to have some sort of deal, it's a strongish Belgian Blonde

Yeah it's a pretty whatever beer. The only novelty of it was buying it from Moe's Tavern.

>gotta be a nerd to have watched simpsons

What do you expect from a theme park? It's not exactly some hole in the wall bar..

Because got to feel some sense of superiority by doing as little as possible(buying shit rated better than others)it tastes like seltzer water more than anything. There's a lot of ABV stuff which is complete ass but Bud light is the least offensive

feed and seed

ffs user live a little

holy shit, you're one lucky man

hot

whatever happened to this guy?

>it's not claiming to be great
the commercials literally claim that it's great, so you're wrong

All beer is shit. Just give me steel reserve. It's the only thing that fucks me up anymore.

his song was deemed RAPE and then PLAGERISM too so he became nobody then his dad died last year

what happened to the niggers who were with him on the song? I remember there were a couple niggers

American Beer is a lot like making love in a canoe

I did get one of the plastic dessert jars from the steampunk chocolate shop though
I’m afraid to use it for anything in case the label fades.

Why not go for some ether? there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

>steampunk chocolate shop
what

it's gay?

If it can be sold to kids, an open flame on the top of it is practically begging for a lawsuit.

I live pretty close to Universal and have a large number of those cups if you break the free ones. Hand wash only. The dish washer will absolutely destroy them. If you accidentally leave the heat setting in it will warp.

>break
*meant
Sorry, I'm a faggot phone poster.

>energy drink
>orange flavored
what the hell is this

based

And the one he was talking about was a beer you fucking autist.

simpsons always made beer look tasty and as a child I couldn't wait to drink it. then I finally did. what a complete and utter disappointment. I can't believe willingly drink this shit. if you haven't tried beer yet, do yourself a favour and don't because it's absolutely fucking terrible

>what is an acquired taste

Don't drink shitty cheap beer, good stuff actually has flavor beyond alcohol/hops/water.

> 9$USD
> Tax not included
> This is after paying admission to the park

What the fuck how is that okay?

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I can name several beers that are notably worse.
Keystone Ice comes to mind.
Milwaukee's Best, too.

My dad had to piss on the bottom of my foot once when I stepped on a sea urchin in Playa del Carmen. I think he just peed in a cup and dumped it on my foot though. We did it on the advice of the resort’s mexican “doctor.”

It's not as good as Düff.
From Sweden.

It's true though, anyone who says they drink alcohol for the taste is a lying faggot.

Americans are so accustomed to being ripped off they just kind of shrug and say "what can I do?"

A beer is perfect in combination with a nice savory meal.

And that's not enough to get you buzzed or anything.

lying faggot

I've had a corona with a lime on the beach before.

I never liked beer before that. I still don't like beer, but rarely, just sometimes, it can be good.

lying faggot

>bud light
>beer
>criticizing others for reading comprehension

Maybe you only had those soy drinks that amerimutts call "beer".

Where does good beer come from?

Anywhere. When people rip on American beer they are literally ripping on the alcohol content, whether they want to admit it or now.

Every country with purity laws