Does anyone else think Jim has created ridiculous and unreachable standard for men...

Does anyone else think Jim has created ridiculous and unreachable standard for men? Its really quite unfair for us regular guys like Roy

NUTTED

Based

There's really nothing we can do, is there? I mean all it takes is being born bellow 6 feet and we're out. No apologies, no words of confort. It's not fair, and no one cares.

Roy isn’t a bad guy, but he’s a shitty boyfriend.
He treated Pam like shit. He ignored her and constantly put down her ambitions so that he could remain comfy in his shitty warehouse job. Not to mention his violent temper and problems with alcohol (although those only really seemed to surface afternoon the break up.)
Don’t be like Roy.

>tfw no comfy warehouse job with your bros and a shy qt gf working upstairs

I thank jim for normalizing and making the mop top cool again

>having that haircut past 19

Worked for ol Jimathoy

But once he changes it, he looks much better

>not getting the 'do that Jenna would leave a husband and child in a heartbeat for

He pulled in hotter bitches when he had that mop top. He only changed it because he was cucked into it by Karen

>wanting a women who has birthed another man's child
Fucking cuck

I've never seen The Office, someone give me a quick rundown.

From a cursory google though, Roy looks vastly superior to Jim.

Roy
>Probably over 6ft
>100kg+
>Masculine skull structure
>Good Beard

Jim
>Short
>Looks like a child
>Pencil neck
>Smug looking fag

Are women retarded or something or was Jim really rich

>not wanting to skip shit/piss toddler years and get an older kid immediately
You know nothing about this life, boy.

They balanced them by giving Roy an sub 60 IQ.

Jim was way taller than Roy and kek his beard? What are you gay? Girls don't care about that shit, Roy had as much depth as a water cooler where as Jim was funny, caring and confident.

Like I said, I've never actually seen it .Beards are a secondary sexual feature, it's not unknown for members of the opposite sex to respond to features intended to signal fitness or at least that imitate a signal for fitness.

How big was Jim's dick ?

And older kid that's nothing like you, probably hates you, and will only take away from your own genetic legacy.

To be honest it's not even worth arguing about since all your retarded views will die out with you regardless.

I'm not actually this autismal in case you decide to chimp out about autism on Sup Forums of all places

well I can promise you Jim's dick isn't BOTCHED if that's what you're asking

Roy
>fatass
>short temper
>liable to beat you if he doesn't like the cookies you baked him
>basically zero personality

Jim
>fit or at least watches his weight
>fun sense of humor
>sweet and romantic
>clever and witty

You have trash taste my dude

Jim was a cunt. Literally bullying a special needs coworker to show off in front of an engaged woman

>Girls don't care about that shit

Lmao, how clueless can you get?

Looks at those traps, looks pretty solid to me

He's completely right though. Unless its a long term relationship girls would fuck a homeless meth addict if they thought he was cute

I just found this thread. I hate all you guys. Fuck you.

>Unreachable standard
>Skinny
>Dead-end job
>Pussy that would have gotten ragdolled by Roy if based Dwight didn't step in
>cucked for the first 3 seasons
He's literally tall and cute and that's it.

Joke nigga from the other thread?

OP here, I completely agree with you
Fuck Jim! And your jokes are funny!

Yes. I was busy defending myself and didn't see this making fun of me.

Thank you.

Ahahahahaa!

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Fuck you

What is the pilot who fly's planes and whose name is also Ben's favorite song?

im seriously fucking dying right now. thank you based joke user you have made my day.
side note how long has it been since you had sex that one time?

College so 6 years unfortunetly.

I hate you

Is it Tiny Dancer?

Ben & Jerry's?

No that's Jerry Seinfelds favorite ice cream

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I AM HEREBY SUMMONING JOKE user. PLZ BASED JOKE user BLESS US WITH ANOTHER JOKE.

HEY HALPERT

Sounds like one of us

What does a guy named Ben say if he has gone to a place and made something happen?

Ben there done that?

Benny and the Jets

I don't think this is THE joke user or he would just tell us. anyways go ahead I dont know

GOT IT IN ONE

No, I'm not true based jokeposter

SHIT how did I not see that?!

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How many of your "jokes" have Ben incorporated into them ffs lol
>Benny and the jets
>Ben and Jerry
>This joke

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TFW you realize anons name is Ben

Joke user said he was going to the bar in the other thread. Don't know if he's here or not.

You are a foaming at the mouth autist but you made my day, jokeanon. Funniest shit I've seen on here in a while.

It's not Friday bro, he is probably angrily muttering to himself at work

>racist jokes... can still be funny...
It was a different time

That's not fucking me and I'm not foaming at the mouth. Dipshit. I'm getting drunk so fuck you. I'm at my stool.

>put down her ambitions so that he could remain comfy in his shitty warehouse job
If anything it's the opposite. She wasn't a talented artist at all and when Jim tried to get a better job she was hardly supportive

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

prove it's you, give us a joke

>Jim
>Short
Dropped. His height is a recurring joke throughout the series

falseflagger!

JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE!

Yea pullout your joke book and tell us a joke faggot!

Do you guys really want one? Or are you just mak ing fun of me

we asked for a joke, just tell us one

Both.

this is the true joke user.

Jim isn't a good person and he did the wrong thing. BUT. Roy is an oaf, and as an oaf myself I can confirm that Roy coveted Pam, but didn't really love her like Jim. He literally didn't give a fuck about her until she blew him off despite MANY signs that she wasn't all that happy with him. Hell, she settled for him and he took full advantage of this. Roy confronting Jim and getting btfo only proves that he cares about his self-worth more than Pam's happiness.

If this ridiculous standard means actually listening and talking to women then the bar is far, far lower than I anticipated.

Ok this is one of the first I wrote.

Marge and homer Simpson are driving around Springfield. Homer says "Marge lets go to the library". Marge says "Homer you can't read". He says "yes I can" Marge says " what's your favorite book". Homer says "DOHntes Inferno".

Jim canonically can't even do 10 push ups and he's not funny he's just a bully.

That was horrendous.

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you're a bigger joke than roy m8

why don't you post a few pages from your joke notebook? i want to see the inner workings

You're my new best friend, Ben.

this

This. Post that shitshow

Fuck you guys. I'm done with this. Tired of being made fun of for having a hobby. All I said was stuff about characters like Jim and that I like writing jokes. FUCK YOU guys


No

Not this guy, but I made a joke once, I thought it was quite funny, maybe Christmas Cracker tier.

>What BRANCH of the army uses SAPLINGS

The Infant-tree

What do you guys think?

this sounds like something that would actually be on neo-simpsons

Why? So you can make fun of me or steal my jokes. No it's a lose lose for me.

Not bad, user. It's cheesy as fuck, but at least it's a real pun. No need for the caps though - don't force the wordplay.

I like it on a surface level but not when i dig a little deeper. bc the army doesn't USE trees specifically you know what i mean?

Now this a joke. Maybe this user cohld give you a few pointers Ben.

>make fun of you
user, this is the most fun I've had on Sup Forums in months. it's entertainment
>steal your jokes
No risk of that.

>All I said was stuff about characters like Jim and that I like writing jokes
You came in with some wild theories about women being unconsciously conditioned by characters like Jim, which is fucking hilariously insane and you couldn't even back up your claims.

And you might like what you're writing, but they're distinctly not jokes.

You're putting yourself out there, and nobody is forcing you. Ffs, we don't even know who you are. Cool your jets and post more of your hobby so we can laugh at it. Better than people you know, yeah? Objective feedback and that.

That Reddit spacing. No one wants to steal your unoriginal already stolen jokes. Male fun of you yes.

BASED JOKE user PLZ R8 MY JOKE
Who is a prison wardens least favorite celebrity
Niggerless Cage

What the fuck? That one isn't even good. He needs to play off soldiers. No one will take saplings seriously

how would you do it, then

Jealous because some random just BTFO of you with a real joke?

I'm posting from my phone dipshit. It automatically does that. I'm st my stool drinking.

At least admit your first name is Ben

Tell whoever is next to you one of the jokes you posted and tell us what happens

This please!

girls dont sit next to him
>because of the drafts

I would say

What do you can an army of babies in trees?
The infant-tree.

It works much better because the image of small children in trees is much more humorous