David Lynch hate thread

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LYNCHED

People obsessed with him feel so special, it's like the Tarantino for queers, ugh. I want to see a transexual David Duchovny though.

sage

wow a thread specifically for brainlets! count me out!

Fuck you David Lynch I hate you! You're a hackfraud!

David Lynch is overrated.

>i’m smart because i enjoy david lynch

You are why people dislike David Lynch. You would probably rank Blue Velvet among his lowest quality work. You’re just too cool.

Nypa

> dear Sup Forums friends, OP is a turbofag

I don't care for his work

If you're unironically impressed by Lynch's work, then you are the brainlet

I don't hate but I can't help but feel that he's great example of wasted talent
Eraserhead and Inland Empire are so great, and everything in between is almost uniformly mediocre

^ epic troll

anyone else really hate his rendition of Dune? just makes my skin crawl seeing them yell to shoot guns. would rather watch desert kung fu

>ugh

Blue Velvet is kino.

>mfw I finished watching all of david lynch's """""kinos""""""
the funny part is that there are some people who unironically act like this shit is high art or something lol

I will never hate based Lycnh

Based. I actually like some of his early films but this board sucks his pseudo cock so much it's irritating. Season 3 TP sucked COCK. Everyone wanted the same vibe and energy as season 1 but we get experimental shit WITH twin peaks characters. It could have been called anything else.

>Everyone
Speak for yourself.

It's his only kino.
I can feel my chromosomes change everytime I see someone call The Return a 'film'.

no you are the pleb

what about inland empire is great

I'm sure when you first heard that there was going to be a season 3, you thought "god I hope it's nothing like season 1 at all"
oh wait, did you even know about twin peaks before season 3?

jesus christ the state of this board

please leave reddit

get out

Horrible movie

Elephant Man is the worst capeshit movie I've ever seen.

Reminder that Lynch has a fucking cult
Raped his daughter
Killed jack nance and his wife
Responsible for the deaths of many twin peaks actors that died recently because they knew too much
Raped Amber Tamblyn (which is why she's such a psycho nowadays)
And that's not even the beginning. I bet he started this whole weinstein thing. He's friends with Ashley Judd who was one of the first who started this whole thing....Laura Dern, another one of his cult member and a bitch, his biggest plant in the industry now (was in the fucking biggest movie of the year) Charlyne Yi...the list goes fucking on. Lynch is a fucking devil.
His movies includes the evil people as well...Jeremy R Lindholm fucking murderer his girlfriend, robert knepper was recently accused of rape and shit, probably because he dared to criticize lynch in one his orgies. Jim Belushi, who fucking killed his brother and is a vocal supporter of Roman Polanski (Lynch too btw)

Lynch is the greatest conman and the devil of hollywood. All his movies are fucking biopics of his own doings.

At least we can all agree on that, am I right?

No.

actually, i only realized like couple years ago just how unique and amazing he is after rewatching mulholland drive

>you thought "god I hope it's nothing like season 1 at all"
ofc i did
season 1 is the worst part of the entire tp saga
the fact that it's so popular amongst brainlet plebbitos such as yourself proves it

women are whores

>ofc
>phone poster
>talking shit about redditors
you're just as bad

he has poor taste in females

and whores love Lynch

Dune was the first and probably last lynch movie I saw.
I really liked the books so its shittiness hit pretty hard.

because hes rich, genius

t. Mark Frost

>inb4 lynchfags call you a redditor/pleb for thinking Dune was bad

get out.

GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>phone poster

fucking hell, you disagree??

meant for

Unironically his worst joint.

LAURA DERN IS A SAINT

A SAINT

GET OUT

GET OUT

TAKE YOUR BAD ENERGY FROM THIS THREAD

I COMMAND YOU TO BE GONE

As someone who read the first book, I thought the first half of the film was pretty decent.
It was just exposition (so I don't know how people who hadn't read the book would like it) but I liked the refresh.
The second part of the movie is one of the worst I've ever seen. It really does become terrible - not just as an adaption of the book (that it clearly didn't understand) but as a movie in general. I know producers fucked with the film, but the film ended up so woeful I don't think Lynch should be absolved of responsibility.

she might be a good person, i'm just saying she looks like trash

>manages to ruin Twin Peaks and Star Wars in the same year
Quite the feat

t. worst spike

nothing

Past tense, (of a group of people) kill (someone) for an alleged offence without a legal trial, especially by hanging.

i don't think it's bad, but i don't think it deserves to be ranked among the best films of the 2000s